Winky's Foes and Fans:
I'm always getting tons of email from people. I put up some messages on one of
the earlier pages a long time ago and it got a good reaction. I figured that I'd
put up another page of some of the most hateful and some of the most grateful
messages I've received lately. Just so you know, the letters to me are in YELLOW
and my responses to them are in WHITE. I'm sure you will all get a kick out of
this, and who knows, maybe YOUR message will be on here! Bwahahahah! So here we
go with the email and the responses to my questionaire:
From gemini9225@aol.com
(what do you think) My life will never be the same!
(EatVeggies) EatCows
(Comments) I am not sXe or vegan. I do not use drugs, however I do drink
occasionally, and I smoke about a pack a day( Im a dirty bastard)I am incredibly
sick to death of this sXe supiority complex that I see surfacing in MY BEST
FRIEND. How do I stop it? It is damn revolting. Everytime I light up a goddamn
cigerette. I need help, I don't want to have to kill him and eat him, but I will
if I have to. HELP ME!!!!!!! By the way, this whole sXe hate page is fucking
hilarious, keep at it
I have some pals that are sXe and we get along fine. We tease each other
all the time, but never take it seriously. So if your friend is taking it
seriously, I suggest making fun of him and perhaps he'll get the picture. If
that doesn't work, try some good old fashioned homicide!
From ZREDRUMz@aol.com
(what do you think) I wish I never sold my old He-Man figures
(Invent) InventEdibleFloam
(Comments) Well, I have about a million and one things to say. The first is, YOU
ARE A HYPOCRITE, you say sXe vegans are a bunch of eliteist frat boys in
disguise, and you spew your hate at them like a fucking nazi. You are the hate
monger here. I for one am not sXe, nor am I a vegan, but from my objective
standpoint, I see that you are just as bad as those emo fucks, Hell, I dislike
the way those straight-edge vegans act too, I mean the point I am trying to make
is two wrongs do not make a right. So, fuck off you hypocrite NAZI vampire fuck.
E-mail me back so we can have some good hateful correspondance over these as
well as many other topics I am sure we agree on, oh by the way, the one good
thing is you site does look good, excellent job putting it together. TONY
BONERELLI
That wasn't QUITE a million things to say, but who's counting? First off,
thanks for the compliments on the aesthetics of the site... I'm glad SOMETHING
on here pleases you. As for the nazi stuff, perhaps you should go to the
previous page and talk to the pissed off lady who wrote me on there. I think you
two would make a cute couple. Your fault is in the fact that you take these
pages seriously, this is all a joke and it's here to make people laugh or piss
them off. BTW, you are being "hateful" when you say that I'm
"just as bad as those emo fucks". I never said anything about emo! You
must be a hypocrite NAZI vampire fuck too! Where'd you get the vampire thing
from anyway? My chum, Skared, has a Whiny
Goth Kids page! For the record, everyone is a hypocrite... EVERYONE.
Hi there..
thanks for coming by the cynic website and signing the guestbook.. when i first
saw your banner i thought "oh, right, here we go with some pathetic hate
page" but I tool a look around and by the end i was SHITTING myself
laughing....
I have to say that your site is one of the funniest ive seen, especially the
rants about straight edge and vegans etc... I could never have summed it up so
accurately myself!
anyway cheers for making a jaded old cynic laugh!
Tim Spear
Veilmaya - http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/~veilmaya
Thanks a lot, I'm glad to see that my site pleases a fan of one of the
best bands ever: CYNIC!
(username)Sam (he
didn't leave an email address, I hate that)
(what do you think) I never knew that eating vegans could be so much fun!
(EatVeggies) EatCows
(Comments) This was hilarious!!! You rock. You should dedicate your life to
ripping apart sXe and vegans. They all don't really know what they stand for -
so I'm glad you're educating others.
If I got money for doing this, perhaps I would, but I don't, so I'd
rather do something else with my life. This page is just a joke taken WAY
overboard. It only takes a little bit of time to stir up a lot of laughs and a
lot of threats. Pretty cool, huh?
This one contains both questionnaire and
email stuff from the same guy! This is hilarious!
From Bob: veganbob@cyber-naut.com
(what do you think) I never knew that eating vegans could be so much fun!
(Try) TryCdDrink
(EatBark) EatBark
(EatVeggies) EatCows
(Jebodiah) MeetJebodiah
(Invent) InventEdibleFloam
(Comments) Man you guys must have a lot of time on your hands! I'm glad theres
people like you, becuase it just makes me want to strive and achieve everything
i set out to do thanks man!
Xvegan powerX
P.S. FUCK YOU BITCH ASS CUNT
"fuck you bitch ass cunt"... Boy, I can tell I'm talking with a
real genius here! Here's the following email that he wrote me:
You don't know shit! I'm probably healthier than you, you
fat fuck. The only reason you talk shit is cuz you need to boost yourself esteem
so you put down other people's beliefs, but i understand man. Your nothin but a
drunk, fat, fuck, that doesn't know shit about anyone but thinks he
does!!!!!!!!!!!
HATE ME ALL YOU WANT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, SO JUST STEP THE FUCK OFF
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahh, this is too easy!
1) I'm not fat by ANY means
2) I've never had alcohol
3) I'm glad that you assume all of these things just because I don't declare
myself sXe
4) I heard there's a tornado coming near your trailer park, be careful
"BITCH"!
From maren the queen:
JFLX28B@prodigy.com
(what do you think) My life will never be the same!
(Jebodiah) MeetJebodiah
(Comments) holy shit! when i heard this page was hillarious, i couldn't have
even begun to imagine the excellent satire located everywhere. what an wonderful
way to awaken this morning.
Why thank you! It's always nice to meet people who can see this page for
what it is meant for.
From H. Ethan
Hamburg: ethan@wizard.net
Hi,
Actually, I found the site more than just amusing. I laughed out loud for the
first time in a long time. Honesty is always refreshing.
In my own life, I live and work closely with non-vegetarians. With one or two
exceptions, none of them are as honest about their feelings as the person who
authored the Meatatarian page. Though my own choices in this life are different,
I can understand much of what was said.
I will be happy to tell others about this page, including my vegan and
vegetarian friends who either share my sense of humor, or who also need to cool
their fervent rhetoric and lower their Veggy Flags down a few rungs!
Regards,
- Ethan
Thanks for being so cool and open-minded. How about that veggies?? One of
your own can actually see the humor in all of this. You should follow his
example instead of being so stuck up! BTW, Ethan, I didn't do the Meatatarian
page, that's my friend's page. Still, I'm glad you liked all this crap.
From snles@orca.alaska.edu
(what do you think) I never knew that eating vegans could be so much fun!
(Comments) Carnivores of the world: UNITE!!!! There is too much riduculousness
going on in the world in the name of stupid causes like Veganism. I say, EAT
MEAT!!!! My asthma went away since I gave up grain. Hmmm, coincidence? I THINK
NOT!!!! The human body wasn't meant to eat that crap. No self-respecting cave
man would have done so. I won't either!
Right on! I've heard that they plan on putting meat in those asthma
inhalers! I hope I get asthma just so that I can inhale MEAT all day long!
"Jim, you look out of breath". "You know, Tom, you're absolutely
right! I'd better whip out my meat-inhaler fast!" "Good call
Jim!" Uhh, anyway, glad to see that you're writing me from Alaska.edu! Woo
Hoo!
From: jeff dowd (he
was too weak to leave his email address)
(what do you think) I don't think anything about it. In fact, I don't think
period! I'm sXe!
(Comments) I don't think period...?? what the fuck is that supposed to meen?? I
think you need to find better things to do in your spare time pal. Try getting
educated on sXe before you start to bash it!! there is no "set" of
rules to sXe.Its not a challenge at all to make fun of people, so don't think
you are gods gift to the internet with your "O so popular page". Im
not going to waste any more time in this shithole. Finally a big *FUCK YOU* from
all of the groups that you managed to make fun of.
It's supposed to mean, "You don't think period", which you have
proven by writing such an idiotic note. As for that big *FUCK YOU* from all of
the groups that I managed to make fun of... I'm glad that you've appointed
yourself as speaker for all of them. Did they vote on that? Wow! Any possibility
for a re-count?
From: xrumicx@hotmail.com
(what do you think) I never knew that eating vegans could be so much fun!
(EatVeggies) EatCows
(Comments) Howdy, Winky. Loved the site, by the way. While I don't hate ska
music (and have been known, on occasion, to listen to the Bosstones) I do find
most Ska/Punk bands incredibly obnoxious, especialy the so-called "Straight
Edge". Intelligent sarcasm and satire is a rare commodity these days your
site has a damn good measure of it. Kudos and thumbs up and all that fucking
good stuff.
Thanks for all of the comments. I'm glad you enjoyed my "sarcasm and
satire". I'm also glad you KNOW that this is all sarcasm and satire, unlike
many of the other moronic scenesters who bitch at me 24/7 for these pages...
From: evilfluffy@aol.com
(what do you think) My life will never be the same!
(EatBark) EatBark
(Comments) i think that youre so full of shit, you probably drive an expensive
pickup truck with a confederate flag hanging from the gun rack. if you have
nothing better to do with your time than promote intolerance and make your
stupidity known to the world then my advice is to get a job. Veganism and
vegetarianism are the most healthy and environmentally sound ways of life not to
mention the least coporate. And if you complain about the government,environment
whatever then you have no right because your supportiing it by eating meat,
drinking coporate beer etc. Its going to be a big fucking slap in the face when
you die of a heart attack from eating too much red meat. You sicken me wiht your
pathetic attempts at facism and the way you try to control peoples mind and make
sure your opinion is the only that is heard, a perfect example is this dumb
fucking questionair, you dont even let people have their say until this box
here. I hope someone drags your sorry ass to a slaughteer house one day. LET THE
CHICKENS OUT OF THE COOP AND HAVE SOME CREAM OF WINKY SOUP!!!!!!!!! I wish
someone would reset you and start over!
Wow, we've got an assumptious one here, eh folks?
1) I'm from New York, why the hell would I have a confederate flag?
2) I don't drive a truck, I hate trucks.
3) I don't have a gun rack, or the accompanying guns for one. Guns are for the
weak.
4) I have a steady job and sometimes more than one.
5) I don't drink "coporate" beer. I also know how to spell corporate
which you spelled incorrectly TWO times. On top of that, don't think you are
some "way-too-cool-original-non-corporate-original-gangsta-bitch"
because you are vegan. You are just following another bandwagon that McDonald's
just happens to not be a sponsor of. Big deal.
6) You must be REALLY punk, you already used two of the top 10 punk favorite
words: "fascism" and "corporate"! I'm impressed! No really!
7) I don't even let people have their say until that final box? WAH! What do you
want TWO boxes? hahahah!
8) Where can I get some of this Winky soup? Does it have meat in it?
From: th282038@wcupa.edu
(what do you think) I wish I never sold my old He-Man figures
(Invent) InventEdibleFloam
(Comments) This quite possibly is the funniest site i've ever seen. The
Macguyver picture just put it over the top. I'm sXe and i loved it...i must
agree that "little beautiful sXe girl" that wrote you is a complete
idiot. I think most sXe'ers that you've come across are complete idiots. Keep up
this fine site, i'm going to link you up from my own site.....again, i can't
congratulate you enough! i had an anti-marilyn manson site up that got quite a
response similar to your responses, in fact.....you rule, and i don't care if
you hate me because i don't do drugs or eat meat, i still think your sense of
humor is profound, honest, and fucking hilarious. mucho props.
Yeah, my friend has an anti-marilyn manson site and my other friend has
an anti-goth site up...they get plenty of laughs and hatemail too. People take
their music scenes too seriously. It's just music! Anyway, I do not hate you in
any way. You are EXACTLY the kind of person I want visiting this site. I love
hearing from people that, although we don't listen to the same music genre, are
able to laugh at themselves and at what I have to say about the music. Thanks a
lot for being really cool. If there were more people like you in the sXe/vegan/whatever
scenes, then I wouldn't have anybody to make fun of anymore! GASP!
Check this out, this is a questionairre I
got from a really TOUGH kid and then his parents wrote me because they were all
upset that I made fun of him! hahahahah!
From: JON CROTEAU TJC@GROLEN.COM
(what do you think) I *WAS* straight edge until I saw this place!
(Comments)YOU SUCK . YOUR SITE ISNT A JOKE, YOUR A FUCKING JOKE.YOUR SAYIN SHIT
ABOUT OPEN MINDEDNES LISTEN TO YOURSELF. FUCKIN NO ONES LAUGHING.COME TO CONCORD
NH PUSSY.ILL SEE YOU HERE.
I would rag on him more, but the fact that his parents wrote me back with
the following statement, is MORE than enough embarrassment for this little
hardcore boy.
"This is from the adult in the family. please do not
write again as you are writing to a minor and with your filthy language, it is
upsetting."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You gotta love these fuckin' kids.
From: lordnikon3301@hotmail.com
(what do you think) I don't think anything about it. In fact, I don't think
period! I'm sXe!
(Comments) YOu are a Fucking fagit. Fuck you. I think you should rot in hell.
You obviously know nothing about sXe. I'm sXe and I am probably bigger, smarter,
a better thinker, better looking, cooler, more popular, faster, and evrything
you can imagion. We don't think we re better than ever but it's ppl like you
that are so pathetic it makes me puke! All of you RAp and Marilyn Manson fans
sit around with your pants at your knees and smoking herb and drinking your
brains out. We do every thing we can because we're not 2 drugged up to not
notice the train from the other end of the tunnel you fucked up PIECE OF SHIT!!!
we know what we're talking about because we're aware of bull shit like drugs and
AIDS. So fuck off you fucking poseur.
Sorry pal, just cuz I don't go by the straight-edge label that you've
etched into your cranium, doesn't mean that I do drugs. Never done drugs,
alcohol, or tobacco. Nice try though! And I hate rap and marilyn manson. Thanks
for being another idiotic representative of the sXe scene! It's lads like you
that help prove my cause!
From: Vgirl1980@yahoo.com
(what do you think) I think I'm going to cry!
(Comments) I think your web page is the most vile display of human stupidity I
have ever seen. I am a vegan and I find it sad that you so passionately hate
people that you do not know. Your lack of intelligence and compassion is
detestable. I realize that you probably don't care about what I have to say but
then again you probably don't care about much of anything. Perhaps you should
channel your energy into some form of good, unless of course your vacant
conscience forbids it.
The only thing my vacant conscience forbids is actually taking hippies
like you seriously.
From: xkhainex@hotmail.com
(what do you think) I wish I never sold my old He-Man figures
(EatBark) EatBark
(Comments) I'm veggie, straightedge, and in a hardcore band, but I still thought
your page was fucking hilarious. Maybe I just have some masochist desire to be
made fun of. Oh well.
I'm not gonna make fun of you, it's cool you can see the humor in all of
this. And I'm also glad that yer pissed about selling yer old He-Man figures...
ME TOO!
From: Aitzol Ezeiza jiscidir@sc.ehu.es
Subject: HITLER
HITLER NO ERA VEGETARIANO. COMIA SALCHICHAS A SACO Y ADEMAS LE COMIA LA ALMEJA A
TU VIEJA.
TIOOO! HE LEIDO TU PAGINA Y NI ME HE SUICIDADO NI HE COMIDO CARNE!
DEBO DE SER EXTRATERRESTRE!
Te Gustas Las Calamares? Calamares Es Muy Bien, No?
Welp, that about does it for this page of
mail. Thanks to everybody who has mailed me, I really appreciate it, whether
it's hateful or grateful. Just keep on sendin' those letters and pictures in!
email Dogmuled@I-Mockery.com
Onto the
next page of hate!
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