Man, as if it's not bad enough that these guys are
copying the squirrel nut zippers look (guys all dressed the same, one girl
dressed to stand out), why do so many ska bands have to dress the same way as if
they were from a different time? Furthermore, why the hell can't we SEND THEM
BACK TO THAT TIME!?!?
Kryste, is it too much to ask that the musicians
we watch perform wear a decent amount of clothes? And if they're not gonna wear
clothes, at least not wear the most idiotic looking undergarments. And if you
goth idiots insist on wearing the dog collars, at least do what this goth gal is
doing. She's got a big silver ring attached to her collar, perfect for guys like
me to grab and sling her across the room into oblivion where she belongs.
PLAY THE MUSIC. BUT KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON.
Sorry pal, even with that searchlight you're
wearing on your head, you're not going to be able to find the originality and
talent you think you might have somewhere. Put that headlight to good use, go
crawl into a cave and stay there.
Ah, it's always good to see fellow meat-eaters
truly dedicated to their diet.
Look at these guys, the talentless singer decided to put the mic into the crowd
so they would sing instead since he couldn't hold a note. Unfortunately for him,
he stuck his hand right out in front of some hungry meat eaters, and well... the
picture speaks for itself really. They decided to call it SNACK TIME BABY!
Damn straight. It's David Rasche (aka: Sledge
Hammer!) and he's out to take care off all the scenesters there one at a time!
He fights for truth, justice, and his own amusement. When asked to comment on
what he plans to do to all the scenesters out there, he simply said: "Trust me,
I know what I'm doing."
next page of hate!