"SOMEBODY HELP ME! THIS GUITAR IS TRYING TO
That's what you get when you play my specially designed guitars. I've modified
the electronics in these guitars to sense crappy music. When crappy music is
detected, the guitar initiates the defense system and destroys whoever is
playing it at the time. Quite ingenious, eh? These babies are gonna sell like
A bunch of angry Indians were released on this
band for no apparent reason other than to make them let out some blood. Look,
you can see the blood splatters everywhere. What's even more pathetic is the
drummer... in a desperate attempt to save his life, he formed a "Tee
Pee" with his drumsticks so he could act like he was an Indian too. He was
soon destroyed for this pathetic display of cowardice.
Here is the view of a typical intoxicated fan at a
Find yourself one of these people and I guarantee you, you can take their
Hell, they might even give you the keys to their car if you buy 'em a few more
drinks! Maybe get a deed to some nice property even. Oh, the possibilities...
A local show was interrupted when this genious got
his hand stuck in his bandmate's saxophone. This wasn't the first time though...
the bass player in the background is just thinking to himself, "Jesus...
not again. Why the hell does he have to do this every damned show!?" Quite
simple kid: The guy is an idiot.
"Hi, I'm 10 years old, I have a guitar and
I'm in a band with a bunch of other 10 year olds. Like my bandmates, we're
hoping that we can ride the success of groups like 'Hanson' (heroes of ours) so
that we can get girls."
No matter how hard you try to look cool kid, it's just not working. Sorry.
Ahh, young love. Look at the joy and excitement on
the trombone player's face.
He just can't wait for his lover to lick him up and down!
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