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The Vegan Action logo! Quite a few interesting things going on in this picture.
First of all, notice how the person in the picture is picking up a veggie? Well, being such a fraile
vegan,
this proves to be quite hard for our vegan friend to lift anything. Had he ate some meat, maybe he would have the strength
to pick up this veggie. Instead, however, the weight of this veggie has ripped his fraile body apart. LOOK AT IT! The upper-half
of his torso has been separated from the lower half by the mere weight of a vegetable! PATHETIC!
Also, notice that the location of this organization: California! This means it won't be
around too much longer due to a severe earthquake that's gonna hit it! Woo Hoo! BYE BYE
VEGANS!
THE ELITISTS SPEAK!
The rest of this page is going to have a bunch of letters that I've been sent or
have simply found to be hilarious. So no more pictures on this particular page, but don't worry, there's
plenty more on the
next pages as usual for those of you who are too lazy to read. In fact, if any of you have pictures to give me please feel free to do so and I'll take it
upon myself to mock them to hell. So here are some of the more humorous emails I've
received or have found on the web.
Here's a classic example of the vegan/sXe elitism:
Date: Wed, 26 Mar 1997 20:00:12 -0500 (EST)
From: Sxechss1@aol.com
To: dogmuled@hotmail.com
Subject: hello
Now they I have your attention.
I am a SXE chick who wants to
tell you to go shoove your foot up
your ass. The sxe scene is a great
scene and just cause people
like you aren't excepted you whine
about us. Well let me tell you
something I am better than you.
You could never get a girl as hot as
me. I am a beautiful sxe girl who wants you
to die. so you go commit suicide you
stupid arrogant asshole. You go
murder innocent animals, and who are you
to criticize earth crisis, you are a
sell out to the human race. you
worthless piece of shit
XchristinX
NOW TELL ME THAT WASN'T FUNNY AS SHITE!!! HAHAHA!
Look here girlie girl, I've had more people email me about your one particular email than
ANY OTHER message on this page. Everybody thought you were the most "idiotic whore they have
ever seen" (that's a direct quote, mind you). Who would want to be with somebody who thinks
so highly of themselves? Just like many of the sxe people I've seen who are extremely image
conscious, you prove to care about how you look more than the actual cause. DIE.
Ok, this wasn't directly mailed to me, but I got it from one of the vegan
mailing lists. I almost fell out of my seat laughing at this thing.
Graeme: here is a real world experience. My mother-in-law neeeded a heart
valve replaced and her surgeon recommended a pig valve. There was an
alternative of a synthetic valve, but the surgeon suggested that it would
not be in her best interests to use the pig version. If it were me, I would
have taken the synthetic and run the risk that it may not last as long. If
there were no synthetic and I needed the valve to survive I would have had
an agonizing decision but I would have used the pig valve. Despite all of
this, in the case of my mother-in-law I decided to be silent, and to make
myself feel a little better I sent some money to Farm Sanctuary. -Dwight
OK STOP LAUGHING AND LISTEN
Call me crazy, but I'd let them put the entire fucking pig in my heart if it meant that they could
keep me alive. Hell, I'd be sitting there eating the pork while they were performing the open-heart surgery on me!
"That's it! Shove that pig in there! Hey, you guys got any beef jerky around here? Actually, I'm kinda thirsty, how about
some MILK?"
It's actually funny how serious vegans are about wanting to be "healthy". I mean, you can eat all the rice cakes
and granola in the world and yer still going to die. There's pollution, there's accidents, there's "angry gun-toting meat-eating people"
like me.....give it up.
For those of you considering veganism, here's the scrumdidleyumpcious meals you get to choose from!
Date: Fri, 28 Mar 1997 10:22:22 +-1200
From: CL MILLER
Subject: Re: Unusual, little known Vegan stuff?
To: Multiple recipients of list VEGAN-L
All these products are vegan: Cavandish and Harveys peppermint cream =
dark chocolate (made in germany), praise canola margarine , filo = pastery, Arnotts belgium creams and
gingernuts, Beacon chocolate, =
Zarbitter chocolate, Darrel lea natural licqorice, Cadburys drinking =
chocolate, Hikers delight fruit/nut bars (made in aotearoa/nz), wrigleys =
chewing gum, sunrise margarine.
These are just a few avaliable in aotearoa/nz, I'm not sure if they are =
all avaliable overseas. Please correct me if I am wrong.
WHAT??? NO BEEF?!? Boy, I didn't know I could live off of canola margarine and
wrigleys chewing gum! I've gotta try this, it sounds so tasty!
Onto the
next page of hate!
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