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I whipped this one up just a little while ago. That's right kiddies, here's the most famous vegetarian of all time. So this is the kind of role model that vegetarians have eh? Funny isn't it? I love how vegetarians/vegans/animal rights hippies/etc talk about how killing is so wrong... apparently they're just kidding. I mean, this Hitler guy was responsible for a little thing called "The Holocaust", and if memory serves me correctly: MANY WERE KILLED. So now we know what all these veggies really are: NAZIS! Remember, you saw the truth uncovered HERE first!

Now here's something really hilarious. This little hitler/go vegetarian joke has stirred up quite a bit of controversy on the web. I've gotten all sorts of email about it and I've seen this picture distributed all over the place. Here's one of the best emails I've received, I just died laughing over this one.


From poppy@screechingweasel.com Sat Jan 10 21:43:34 1998
Date: Sat, 10 Jan 1998 23:51:13 -0700
To: dogmuled@hotmail.com
From: poppy@screechingweasel.com (Rebecca Rabid)
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Subject: PAGE NUMBER NINE OF HATE

I find your anti-straight edge, vegan, etc page intolerably full of ignorance. I am particularly offended by page number nine. I DO NOT claim straight edge, but I have been a vegan for seven years for completely unrelated reasons. Not only do I have humanitarian concerns, I am Jewish, and it is extremely difficult to aquire kosher meat in my part of the country. I am horrified by your statement that vegetarians are comparable to the likes of Adolph Hitler. Even if the dubious alligations that Hitler was a vegetarian are true, I can assure you that being accosted by the contents of page number nine is not only abhorable, it is a clear sign of insensitivity. Remember, there are plenty of evil people who also loved their wives, children, and even gave to charities. Just as people we consider inherantly "good" have made mistakes, so do those who we hold as villians committ isolated acts of kindness. What I am saying is that human beings will always be capable of committing cruel, brutal acts against each other. this capacity has as much to do with one's eating habits as it does the cycles of the moon. As a Jewess, I implore you to delete the contents of page number nine. It is clearly inaprropriate. I can see by your comments that you are not anti-sematic, but calling vegetarians "nazis" automatically brands me as such, and I am sorely hurt and appalled by this notion. You may find the following list of other well-known vegetarians useful:

Louisa May Alcott, Clara Barton, Charles Darwin, Leonardo Da Vinci, Isadora Duncan, Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein, Mahatma Gandhi, Sylvester Graham, John Harvey Kellogg John Milton, Sir Isaac Newton, Pythagoras, Albert Schweitzer George Bernard Shaw, Mary Shelley, Percy Shelley, Upton Sinclair, Henry David Thoreau, Leo Tolstoy, John Wesley



A *TRULY CLASSIC* letter from a person who needs to get off her Politically Correct High Horse and learn so see the humor in things. It was a joke lady, if you don't know that, perhaps you should be killed to save yourself from further embarrassment. Surely what a person eats does not decide whether they are a good or bad person. I'm just making fun of all the people who claim anybody who eats meat to be a murderer or an idiot or whatever. Look at all the people Hitler killed with no reason, yet he ate plants. And guess what, his diet had NOTHING to do with these killings. So your list of vegetarians matters not, because there are just as many intelligent/vital meat-eaters to our planet's history. Wake up lady. I'm sorry to say, but I find you "intolerably full of stupidity".



Onto the next page of hate!