INTERVIEW WITH A.L.E. FROM "DREAMLESS" ZINE!
INTERVIEW
WITH A.L.E. FROM "DREAMLESS" ZINE!
| A.L.E. News Archives |
| 7 Feb 1999 |
| Sorry for the
long delay, we had trouble getting the new cds burned, but they're all done now! As you probably noticed, the site has already gone some MAJOR revisions but there's still plenty to do. You'll find it much easier to navigate through the site now. We're going to put up all the info on the new cd, "Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome" as soon as we can. New lyrics. New Sound Clips (in real audio format). New everything! Also, a.l.e. is going to be appearing on an upcoming compilation cd! Click here to check it out! Stay tuned, cuz there's a whole lot more to come!!! |
| 11 Oct 1998 |
| The new album, "Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome" is now entering the
final stages! We already have all the artwork printed out, and quite frankly, if we didn't know That we had these printed ourselves, we'd swear they were professionally done! Yer gonna love the artwork, we promise. The cds have been purchased, and all we have to do now is burn the copies and they'll be ready to go! Look for MAJOR renovations on the website when we release the new album. There's going to be all sorts of new stuff going on here! Batton Down The Hatches! |
| 1 Sept 1998 |
| We already have
the first winners of the "Your Band Is Worse Than Ours" Award! Check out the awards page to see more info on this. And if you're in a band, feel free to apply for it, who knows, maybe you have what it takes to be worse than us! Woo hoo! |
| 28 Aug 1998 The "Your Band Is Worse Than Ours" Award is now online! See if your band is worthy of this wonderful award! Just imagine being able to display it on your band's website! In other news, a.l.e. is going to be on two compilation cds that are coming out in early September. More info on these compilations will be posted on here once they are released. In other news, we are still working on redesigning the website as well as designing the layout for the cd. The current working title for our new cd is "Negative Patient Healthcare Outcome", a euphemism that doctors use to describe their patients that have "expired". We imagine Kevorkian uses this term quite often. Anyway, the new album is a whopping 72 minutes long and has 22 songs on it that are guaranteed to change your outlook on life! And remember, any of you who bought our first tape will automatically get a BIG discount on our new album. It's our way of saying thanks for supporting us in our early stages! Without you people, we wouldn't have bothered making this second album! ha ha! Just kidding, we have nothing better to do, so we still would have made it. In other news, both "Vodka Smirnoff" and "Josh" have their member sections online so you should all check them out to learn about these other vital members of a.l.e.! Welp that's all for now, stay tuned for more news, new lyrics and more sound clips! -RoG- |
| 25 Jul 1998 As you can see we are undergoing aesthetic changes. This is to bring you a more INTENSE and DEMEANING Internet experience, courtesy of those that hate you here in a.l.e., the sons of perdition. Order will be restored in time (and maybe space, too). Evanderhöef 2 Jul 1998 Even now as you read this (unless you're illiterate), we are in the process of completing the burning of our second album onto compact disc. Soon, this gem will be available to all of you, so order now! 23 April 1998 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WE NOW HAVE SOME SOUND CLIPS ONLINE!!!! That's right, now you can "play before you pay". You can check out some of our favorite songs/comedy skits/etc. by downloading the .mp3 clips we just put up! EVEN MORE EXCITING: You can preview sound clips from our upcoming album, yet to be named! That's right, you can be the first to hear the newest from a.l.e.! We were really lazy about getting this done, but you people kept bugging us, so WE HOPE YOUR FREAKIN' HAPPY! Go ahead and click on the link above to download some of A.L.E.'s finest sound clips! 20 April 1998 Lucas just put up his biography information on the site, so be sure to go to the Members section and check it out! The others have yet to put up all their information. And who knows, maybe they never will. Anyway, in other news, there is a HUGE interview with the band that I've just put up on the page. So click the link above and you will get to see it in it's raw, uncut, brutal form! Go for it! 10 April 1998 It's been a while since we've posted anything new on here, so we figured that we should tell you what's been goin on lately. First of all, the new album is basically done. All the songs are recorded... we just have to change a few things here 'n there. Our main problem is getting a new tape deck to record it on. You see, we're poor bastards and we can't afford things like good tape players. So We're hunting for someone who has one that we can use to put it on. Granted, we've been lazy as hell too, but hey, who's keeping track right? Anyway, there's a good chance you'll be able to hear some of the A.L.E. songs on a compilation cd in the future, so stayed tuned for more info on that. The members section is also up and working. But be warned, most of the members have been too busy to even put up their info, so don't be surprised if there isn't info on certain members. Hell, for all we know, some of them are dead! And yes, we will have some sound clips up as soon as possible... again, we're lazy about these things. A hearty handshake goes out to everybody who's emailed us, signed our guestbook, or ordered one of our tapes! All proceeds go to the production of our followup album which has yet to be named. Finally, the credits section is now up if you actually care to see who/what we would like to thank and not thank. Anyway, we'll keep you posted as more things happen. Yeah right, jerky! 17 October 1997 I'm redesigning the graphics here to better suit my insatiable need for playing with Photoshop for 6 hours at a time. Besides, I'm being paid large sums of money by leftist milita groups to seize control of the state of Rhode Island. God only knows what can be accomplished with that. E. Rolnichek 16 October 1997 Some more lyrics to "Songs You've Never Heard Before" are now up! Be sure to check them out! We'll have the information about who did what in each song up in the near future. Some of them already have the info, but it's only a select few. So for now, just check out some more of the lyrics from the tape you are going ot buy. Also, the a.l.e. history and discography have been added in the "Band Info." section. Some time ago... ALL of the old lyrics, and a few OLD a.l.e. album covers are now up on the discography. Click here to check that out, it's zany shit. We'll be adding a lot more shortly. Anyway, there is now a consistent effort going on here, so it can only get better, right? heh. We are also in the process of recording a new album that's even crazier that the first. How can that be possible, you ask? Well, you'll just have to wait and see. Not only will it be better content-wise, but the production will be much improved. We look forward to finishing it, although with 20 more songs left to record, I don't see it happening any time soon. Evanderhöef Rolnichek, Nat Asevoli, -RoG- |
| ZINES!!! Please read this!!! |
| abbreviated.
life. expectancy. is always willing to do an interview of any kind, for a publication of any kind. We don't care if your name is Helga and you write for the "Norwegian Folk Musical Revival Monthly", we'll do an interview. We always give humorous, entertaining answers that are worth printing, we talk shit, spread rumors, and cause trouble! All while "keeping it real" as the new school suckers like to say... What more could you ask for? So if you want to interview an unknown band and make people wonder what the hell is going on, please e-mail us at ale99@hotmail.com or click on the link below and we'll set up a juicy gossip fest! Thanks! Nat Asevoli |
| Hi there |
| Just thought I'd
let you all know that LuC, a member of a.l.e. who is a marine and could kill all of us in a second, is doing more training this weekend. He plans on killing any of you who don't buy a tape. Hell, he even tried killing us because we didn't want to buy a tape...AND WE'RE IN THE BAND!! So make sure you buy one because trust me.... you DO NOT want to make LuC mad! Also, if you would like to have A.L.E. songs on a compilation cd of yours just let us know. We're also willing to send out songs for compilations! Thanks, -RoG- |