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CLICK FOR CLUB PACK #3 ORDERING
INFO!
Zzzzzzzang! After some long shipping delays and my own busy (sleeping)
schedule, I've finally got I-Mockery's Club Pack #3 ready to go! I guess I
just got tired of all you bastards emailing me and telling me to hurry up
and put the damned thing out. But good things come to those who wait
right? Well check this out... in celebration of our 3rd club pack, I
bought some boxes of 3rd Series Garbage Pail Kids! That's right, these are
original 17-year-old packs of Garbage Pail Kids complete with 17-year-old
sticks of gum! If you actually want to eat the gum and need your stomach
pumped as a result of it... don't come crying to us. We warned ya and
won't be held responsible for your hospital bills. As usual, these are
going to go pretty fast, so make sure you buy Club Pack #3 ASAP! Once
they're sold out, we won't be making more.
ORIGINAL PACKS OF GARBAGE PAIL KIDS!
As usual, the club pack
comes with all sorts of goodies which you will find listed below. And
don't forget, not only does buying an I-Mockery Club Pack get you a bunch
o' neat stuff, it also helps support this site which does require a lot o'
cash and time to maintain. All that for a few measly bucks!
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HOW TO ORDER CLUB PACK #3:
Club Pack #3 includes:
The 3rd I-Mockery Club Newsletter (with pics, stories,
a site secret &
more!)
Marshmallow Peeps comic strip #1
An unopened pack of 3rd Series Garbage Pail Kids (complete with
bubble gum!)
2 brand new General Zod picture stickers not available on the site!
A toy surprise that will stick with you when the going gets
rough!
Please
only one order per person.
We want to be fair and make sure everybody has a chance to get a pack.
Online Ordering:
We accept
these major credit cards via PayPal:
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SORRY! CLUB PACK #3 IS NOW
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NOTE: The extra .50 covers both the shipping costs and the money we lose
from PayPal (they deduct a portion from each pack we sell). Supplies for Club Packs are limited, so it's first come, first serve.
Club Packs #1 and #2 are completely sold out. Details about Club Pack #1 can be
found here. Details
about Club Pack #2 can be found
here.
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Ordering via postal
mail:
(without PayPal or a credit card)
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SORRY! CLUB PACK #3 IS NOW
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Accepted forms of payment are Checks, Money Orders, and
Well-Hidden Cash. Club packs will not be sent out until checks
clear. I-Mockery is not responsible for any cash lost in the
mail, so wrap it up good if that's what you're gonna be sending!
If you're ordering
via postal mail, it's best to get your orders out early to
ensure that your payment arrives before the club packs sell out!
Don't forget:
- Make out
checks and money orders to "Roger Barr".
- Make sure
you include your name, return address, and your email address
so your club package can get sent out ASAP!
- Snail mail
orders will take longer to ship out. 1-2 weeks on average.
- Floss daily!
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I also
created an F.A.Q. for those of you who might have a question about
the club. If none of your questions are answered in it, feel free to
email
me.
Thanks again to all of you who are buying these Club Packs. It really
does help keep the site going strong! z0nk!
-RoG-
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