Ask Willie

[MetalMilitia]

Have you ever considered dispensing wisdom in a professional context, for example through a local paper or international news network?

[Grislygus]

If so, can I do illustrations?

[Asila]

Can you help me get rid of this cough first?

[Dimnos]

Dear Willie,

Was AA just started as a way to shove some God down your throat?

[executioneer]

Have you ever considered dispensing wisdom in a professional context, for example through a local paper or international news network?

does an internet blog count :( cause i thought about doing that before

If so, can I do illustrations?

SURE

Can you help me get rid of this cough first?

i would recommend taking some vitamin c and some hot herbal tea for that!

also drink a bunch of water! and maybe a hot shower or two

[Asila]

WILLIE THIS IS NOT A QUESTION I JUST WANT TO SECOND THE OPINION THAT YOU SHOULD START A PROFESSIONAL WISDOM DISPENSING BLOG I WOULD SUBSCRIBE TO THAT SHIT

[Dimnos]

Willie, what % of people post online (anything) and think its "private"?

[Esuohlim]

Willie why do people keep posting in the "favorite manga (japanese comic)" thread :(

[executioneer]

WILLIE THIS IS NOT A QUESTION I JUST WANT TO SECOND THE OPINION THAT YOU SHOULD START A PROFESSIONAL WISDOM DISPENSING BLOG I WOULD SUBSCRIBE TO THAT SHIT


thank you :) maybe i should look into it! Willie, what % of people post online (anything) and think its "private"?


50% of regular people, 90% of moms Willie why do people keep posting in the "favorite manga (japanese comic)" thread :(


because they dont realize how much it hurts us all to be reminded of something so gruesome :( :( :( why dont you somehow bump a bunch of threads about the 9/11 attacks next you honkeys

[Tadao]

Willie,
To beard or not to beard, or maybe shave it off my neck and clean it up.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/2008-12-03-47819.jpg

[pac-man]

I think your dog is plotting on you.

[Fathom Zero]

I think his wolf blanket is. Tell me, man; did you buy that from a van selling them in a parking lot along with a shitload of motor scooters?

[executioneer]

Willie,
To beard or not to beard, or maybe shave it off my neck and clean it up.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/2008-12-03-47819.jpg

i think you look better cleanshaven tbh :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

dear willie, how could the citizens of imockery allow this thread to die?

[Sam]

DEAR WILLIE,

HOW DID YOU GET SO GOOD AT MONOPOLY?

[executioneer]

dear willie, how could the citizens of imockery allow this thread to die?

THAT IS NOT DEAD
WHICH CAN ETERNAL LIE
AND WITH STRANGE AEONS
EVEN DEATH MAY DIE

[executioneer]

DEAR WILLIE,

HOW DID YOU GET SO GOOD AT MONOPOLY?

practice and a gypsy's blessing

[Colonel Flagg]

Willie:

How do we fix the economy?

[executioneer]

i'm not sure! i'm thinking history's largest bakesale maybe

[Big McLargehuge]

dear willie,
i am on some new medicine that makes me crazy and manic, but when i am off it i get fat and lazy. should i keep taking it?

[executioneer]

well if it's buggin you maybe talk to your doctor about gettin a lower dosage! or if you dont want to wait try just taking half or 2/3 as much (or half or 2/3 as often might work too depending on how frequently you take em)

[RaNkeri]

Dear Willie,

Why?

[executioneer]

probably because of this (http://www.the-stables.net/HORSE%20FLIES/Weird%20Al%20Yankovic%20-%20Pancreas.mp3)

[Grislygus]

Dear Willie:

You're another Maakies fan, do you embrace the Drinky Crow show or did you kill yourself on the 17th because you just couldn't take the charade anymore, goodbye world, Mom and Tony Millionaire, this was your fault

[executioneer]

i'm ok with it, i saw a couple episodes on adultswim dot com and they seemed pretty decent

although to be true to the comics they should have had another tiny show running in a strip in the bottom 1/6 of the screen or so

[pac-man]

Willie,

Will the Ravens get the second wild card this year?

[executioneer]

why dont you ask biff tannen i bet he knows

[Dixie]

Are you there Willie?
It's me, Cig.
I've been praying to you every night asking for a sign.
Will you give me a sign?
Green or gray?

[executioneer]

green i think

[Perndog]

What do you think about Al Franken for US Senate?

They still haven't decided the damn results.

[executioneer]

i think al frankenstein will make a great senator he just has to stop trying to reanimate dead tissue

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,

If you could make a perk, what would it be?

[executioneer]

well idk if it would be a perk per se but i think they should've put in a cloning facility like there was in Wasteland so i dont have to worry about losing Dogmeat all the dang time >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

What's a good new years resolution?

[executioneer]

1024 x 768 hurr hurr hurr

j/k you should try and give up some sort of unhealthy food, drink or other substance you consume on a regular basis :o

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's pretty good actually.

I think I'm going to give up fast food M-Sa.

[pac-man]

Willie,

What's a terrible New Year's Resolution?

[executioneer]

"i'm gonna huff glue every day this year"

[Dimnos]

Dear Willie,
If I gave up smoking last year, would it be a cop out for my resolution this year to be "I will continue to not smoke"?

[executioneer]

i dont think so! that shit is supposed to be hard to do :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Willie, I was supposed to kill myself this year, but I'm leaving it a little late.

If you had to kill yerself, how would ye do it?

[executioneer]

overeating ;_;

[Dr. Boogie]

Dear Willie,

Gay marriage has become a hot-button issue recently. My question is has anyone tried to gay marry you recently?

Furthermore, if someone tried to gay marry me, would I know it?

[executioneer]

to question one, how recently we talkin here cause i've had a nasty chest cold and gays hate marrying phlegmy dudes so i'm pretty sure the last week and a half is clear of that

and to question 2 uhhh i think you should do a self-physical, check for a ring on your finger and a stretched out you-know-where :eek

[Perndog]

I think he means your wallet. You know those gays can't resist big expensive weddings.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

For new years eve I am either going to hang out with my girlfriend(which means I have to think of something to do) or go out with the guys and get roaring drunk.

[executioneer]

can't you bring your gf along with the guys and get her roaring drunk too, that sounds like a great compromise

[bigtimecow]

willie, would you like to party with me and my friends for new years?

[executioneer]

i'd like to, but i think i have to work :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

can't you bring your gf along with the guys and get her roaring drunk too, that sounds like a great compromise


Turns out she's only 20 and doesn't have a fake ID. I was thinking about taking her to Canada but that's even more money.

[executioneer]

oh buggery :( buy some bottles and have the guys over, so everyone can get roaring drunk there?

[glowbelly]

willie,
i found a letter to my ex husband from his ex girlfriend dated from when we were married. should i burn it in effigy? if i do, should i write down the return address and give that to my ex husband first? i thought that would be nice. how about you?
thanks,
kare

[executioneer]

i agree, but only if you're sure you wanna be nice ;( if you think it's likely she's still got that address you could try signing her up for a bunch of prison penpal programs or something maybe :x

[MetalMilitia]

Dear Willie,

Who will be your first banning now that you're a moderator?

Thanks,

Stefan

[bigtimecow]

HOLY SH*T WILLIE DID YOU KNOW MM'S NAME WAS STEFAN?


what a fag :lol

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

Who will be your first banning now that you're a moderator?

Thanks,

Stefan

i banned a spambot :x does that count

HOLY SH*T WILLIE DID YOU KNOW MM'S NAME WAS STEFAN?


what a fag :lol

i think i knew that already but i dont remember

[Big McLargehuge]

Willie, i am trying to remember a game (i know there is a thread for this but you would probably be the one to know anyway). it is probably 10-15 years old it takes place in the future and is about time travel. all i remember is that you wake up in your room in the game and the earth is about to get visited by aliens and you have to go back in time for some reason. and there is a part where you get in a time machine and a fly appears and a voice says something like "foreign life form detected" and lasers kill it.

THANKS IN ADVANCE

[executioneer]

journeyman project 2? HOLD ON LEMME CHECK GOOGLE

also what sort of gameplay did it have and was it a pc game or ???

[Big McLargehuge]

THATS IT, you sir are a godsend.

[executioneer]

haha i THOUGHT that was what it was :( i haven't played that in forever

[executioneer]

actaully it's probably journeyman project 1 :x

[Big McLargehuge]

yeah it is, but you pointed me in the right direction. i remember playing it and there is a part where you have to put in a code from the box to open a door and i didn't have the the box and it took me an hour to run through every possible code before i got it.

[Sam]

I told you Willie would know what it was! :lol

[glowbelly]

dear willie,
what is my ideal weight?
thanks,
glow
ps: i am 5'4".

[executioneer]

i don't really believe in that stuff but some jerk website says 110-145 :( i say it's whatever you're comfortable with that lets you do whatever you wanna do, which for myself is probably between 200 and 250 :( (jerk website says i should be between 140 and 175, NUTS TO THAT)

[LordSappington]

Dear Willie,
How much would it cost to make a small Tesla coil, excluding the electric bill?
Thanks,
Will

[executioneer]

How much does it cost to build a Tesla coil?

Cost will depend on many factors, mostly how much you can salvage. Used NSTs are
often much cheaper, sometimes even free. MMC caps, magnet wire, good PVC and dryer
duct are all difficult to salvage and will probably have to be bought new. A small coil can
be built for under $100. A large Tesla coil with "nice" parts can cost several hundred
dollars. googled

[DevilWearsPrada]

Dear Willie,
How much would it cost to make Tesla gauntlets?

[Sacks]

Dear Willie,

How tall are you?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie, How much would it cost to make Tesla gauntlets?
1 million bucks idk why don't you ask shocker or whoever

Dear Willie,

How tall are you?

six foot nothin'

[glowbelly]

WILLIE,
SHOULD I GET A WII FIT?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND RESPONSES,
KAREN

[Sam]

1 million bucks idk why don't you ask shocker or whoever

He'd have to ask Electro, as Shocker fires vibrating air. :(

[executioneer]

WILLIE,
SHOULD I GET A WII FIT?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND RESPONSES,
KAREN

if you got a wii already, maybe! i haven't tried one so i'd see if you can try it out before you buy it out! i wouldn't get a wii just for that though

He'd have to ask Electro, as Shocker fires vibrating air. :(
i thought electro had electric powers cause of mutations :( maybe he should ask doc ock he's a smart guy

[Sam]

Forge could make it. :(

[executioneer]

so could mr. fantastic probably, the lousy knowitall

[Shrubfest]

Dear Willie,
What can I do to make myself get up earlier in the morning, without having to take more chemicals than I already do?

[Big McLargehuge]

sam told me to tell you that he could wake you up early in the morning ;(

[Shrubfest]

I've had more than Sam tell me that.

If I'm alone in a morning....

[executioneer]

drink a glass of water (or two or three) before you go to bed!

[executioneer]

(not recommended for bladder problems)

[Big McLargehuge]

Rockin' avatar :0

[executioneer]

THANK YOU BUT THAT ISNT A QUESTION

[Tadao]

William,

If ZQ takes a jab at me for no reason, does that mean she like likes me?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Go to hell. I called drunk Dibs on ZQ.

As my name is William I feel qualified to answer that.

[executioneer]

i guess it depends on if it was a friendly jab or not!

[Evil Robot]

dOES MY KNEE HURT?

[executioneer]

um if you can't tell if your knee hurts or not i think you got bigger problems than your knee hurting :(

[Dixie]

Lord Wille,
I beseech you!
Where did I put my wallet?

[executioneer]

under the bed?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Willie,

Why are I not intoxicated beyond belief after returning home from the parade?

[executioneer]

because jonathan frakes wasn't there

[Dixie]

under the bed?
It wasn't there.
:(

[Kitsa]

Willie,

Our neighbors are constantly tossing their cigarette butts over into our driveway, where they roll and accumulate in drifts against the grass. I'm tired of going out and picking up their nasty-ass cigarette butts when there will always be more the next day. What should I do about this?

[kahljorn]

report them for littering it'd be hilarious :(

go tell them to stop :(

[executioneer]

Willie,

Our neighbors are constantly tossing their cigarette butts over into our driveway, where they roll and accumulate in drifts against the grass. I'm tired of going out and picking up their nasty-ass cigarette butts when there will always be more the next day. What should I do about this?

burn their house down while they're asleep it'll look like they were smoking in bed

[Kitsa]

it's a duplex :(

[executioneer]

get a leaf blower and leafblow them back onto their side

[Evil Robot]

What is the minimum clearence for bridges along the Erie canal?

[executioneer]

50% off

[Dimnos]

Willie,

Our neighbors are constantly tossing their cigarette butts over into our driveway, where they roll and accumulate in drifts against the grass. I'm tired of going out and picking up their nasty-ass cigarette butts when there will always be more the next day. What should I do about this?

I would sweep them up into a dust pan then dump them in their mailbox, open car window, open house window or maybe just on their front porch.

[Grislygus]

Willie, since when is this ask Dimnos?

[executioneer]

since fuckin' never ago >:

[Kitsa]

They were out burning yard waste in a big bonfire today and for a while I thought it'd catch the house on fire, but no such luck.

[Colonel Flagg]

Willie, in your (obviously correct) opinion, what is the best Whiskey (or Whisky)?

[Big McLargehuge]

Willie,
Do I drink Ketel One just because Ray does? I always tell people it is better than Grey Goose. Is this true?

[executioneer]

Willie, in your (obviously correct) opinion, what is the best Whiskey (or Whisky)?

bushmills black is my favourite :(
Willie,
Do I drink Ketel One just because Ray does? I always tell people it is better than Grey Goose. Is this true?

i don't know for sure if it's better than grey goose but it is damn tasty :( i should really try some grey goose one of these days to be sure

[Kitsa]

in my completely-unsolicited opinion, there's nothing special about Grey Goose. It's moderately smooth, but so is anything that's not knockoff swill.

Willie,

My cat has recently developed a fetish for plastic grocery bags. He licks and humps them. What do you think is behind this, and what should I do about it?

[executioneer]

as for what's behind it, who the hell knows cats are a mystery maybe he's got cat aspergers or something, but what you should do about it is videotape it and put it on youtube

[Evil Robot]

we need more lemon pledge

[executioneer]

ill get some at the store just remember to use it in a well-ventilated space or you'll get all lemony

[Colonel Flagg]

Willie why do I always wait so fucking long to do my taxes? >:

[Tadao]

Willie,

Are you ok?

[executioneer]

Willie why do I always wait so fucking long to do my taxes? >:
idk i always wait a long time cause i messed up my w4 and have to pay every year >:

[executioneer]

Willie,

Are you ok?
im fine i'm just trying out a sort of half-quitting the internet thing

[Evil Robot]

Should I be more concearned about my cats urinary tract health?

[executioneer]

maybe about 20% more concerned i guess? don't go nutso over it though

[Sam]

DEAR WILLIE, DID I ASK YOU A QUESTION EARLIER AND FORGET TO POST IT? :(

[executioneer]

probably! do you still remember what the q. was :-[

[Sam]

No but I swear to dogg I typed something in here and posted it. :tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

Two other people at my work have my First and Last lame, and you have my first name.
Does anyone else have your name and does it upset you sometimes?

Thanks,

Ghost

[Evil Robot]

Can I just text my questions to 542542?

[Misdemonar]

AM I COOL YET?

[Tadao]

Can you knight me?

[Evil Robot]

My credit score is 686 with Equifax. If I call in bomb threats to previous lenders would this raise my score?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

Two other people at my work have my First and Last lame, and you have my first name.
Does anyone else have your name and does it upset you sometimes?

Thanks,

Ghost

yeah theres a william mobbs who owns a big medical supply company in australian and i want there to be an error where all his money goes into my bank account somehow >:

[executioneer]

Can I just text my questions to 542542?
you can but idk if you'll get a awnser :( you could try texting them to 40404 if you've got twitter maybe

[executioneer]

AM I COOL YET?
yeah!

[executioneer]

Can you knight me?
no but i can king you if we're playing checkers :(

[executioneer]

My credit score is 686 with Equifax. If I call in bomb threats to previous lenders would this raise my score?
man maybe they'll lower it 20 points and you can get loans from the DEVIL :eek

[Lenor]

Dear willie,
Am I still one of your most favorite people?

p,s, WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COOKIES??

[Misdemonar]

HEY GUYS WILLIE SAID I WAS COOL NOW I CAN GO DIE A HAPPY MAN

[Evil Robot]

What ever happened to doctor bactine?

[DevilWearsPrada]

What ever happened to captain novolin?

[Misdemonar]

what ever happened to carmen sandiago?

[Sam]

Willie, what is the saddest thing?

[Lenor]

Willie, why is Sam such a dick?

[Kitsa]

quiet everyone, you're gonna flood willie :(

[kahljorn]

YEA YUOURE GONNA BREAK HIM BECAUSE WITH HIS COMPUTER-lIKE BRAIN HE CANNOT REFUSE TO PROCESS INFORMATION IN A THREAD AND HIS CIRCUITS ARE GONNA GET OVERLOADED AND FRICASSEED.

[executioneer]

Dear willie,
Am I still one of your most favorite people?

p,s, WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COOKIES??

THEY ARE ON THE COUNTER ON A PLATE COME GET THEM

[executioneer]

What ever happened to doctor bactine?

he got arrested for indecent exposure

[executioneer]

What ever happened to captain novolin?

DIED FROM AIDS

[executioneer]

what ever happened to carmen sandiago?

that guy from spamusement caught her i think

[executioneer]

Willie, what is the saddest thing?

unmasking the masturbating bear to find the skeleton of the guy who invented the chipmunks inside

[executioneer]

Willie, why is Sam such a dick?

becasue sam is the man, or so i'm told

[executioneer]

quiet everyone, you're gonna flood willie :(

REDO FROM START
?

[Evil Robot]

10 print "What ever happened to doctor bactine?"
20 goto 10
30 End

[executioneer]

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
do
{
printf ("HE GOT HIGH ON PAINT STRIPPER AND SHOWED HIS WEINER TO A LADY MOTORCYCLE COP");
}
while (1=1);
}

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

unmasking the masturbating bear to find the skeleton of the guy who invented the chipmunks inside


I didn't know the guy who played lex luthor on smallville also invented the chipmunks.

[executioneer]

i don't think he did! i was referencing early conan the comic strip :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My bad :(

I'll shut up now.....for a few minutes at least.

Also,

what's the limit on bad puns before a ban?

[executioneer]

i don't think banning is a punnable offense :x

[Evil Robot]

Why is it called a cursor? I mean isn't really up to the person doing the typing wether or not they curse?

[executioneer]

cursor is related to cursive, both of which have something to do with "runners" apparently in latin :/

[Colonel Flagg]

Willie, what's the best OTC remedy for pink eye?

[executioneer]

i dont really know but clear eyes gets my vote because they have ben stein

[Dimnos]

Willie, I cant find my wedding ring and I suspect my dog ate it. What should I do short of gutting the ass hole?

[executioneer]

uhh before you do anything dramatic you might wanna take him into the vet for a xray :( idk

[Pub Lover]

Mister Mobbs, could you please move this thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69702161) to the book forum?

[executioneer]

total yes

[Pub Lover]

Thank you. :)

[Dixie]

Dear Willie,
Please make it stop raining.
:(

[Tadao]

William,
Are you gonna let her tell you what to fdo?

[Kitsa]

willie...

all red cord, all black cord, or different colors depending?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,
Please make it stop raining.
:(
i don't think i can but assuming it eventually does stop you can give me credit for it if you like ;(

[executioneer]

William,
Are you gonna let her tell you what to fdo?
hell yeah

[executioneer]

willie...

all red cord, all black cord, or different colors depending?
well not knowing exactly what you're talking about i'd have to say different colors depending

[Kitsa]

to hang displays for an art show. I could do all red, all black, or different colors depending on the color of the art.

[executioneer]

well then i stand by my first statement, unless one of those colors is gonna clash terribly with the wall behind it somehow

edit: my second choice would be "all black"

[glowbelly]

willie, do you :love me?

[executioneer]

yes i definitely hearty-eyeballs emoticon you :)

[Sacks]

There goes Willie Mobbs, the man with the hearty eyeballs.

[Kitsa]

Hearty Eyeball sounds like some sort of special Halloween Edition campbell's soup.

Willie,

Is it lame if I buy a gift for my dentist's office? I'm in there all the fucking time and they fit me on on really short notice/evenings/saturdays.

[executioneer]

i don't think giving folks a gift is lame, if they treat you right there's nothin' wrong with rewarding it

[Kitsa]

thanks. It'd be the second time I gave a dentist's office a gift...the first time, I was so thrilled with being knocked out to have a tooth removed that I sent my oral surgeon's office a gift basket, which they thought was very funny.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should have sent them a joke book and then told them their laughing gas wasn't working.

[Shyandquietguy]

Dear Willie,

If I were to get a new car, what car should I get? I have been told to get something more practical for me, but I have yet to even explore the uses of a station wagon or even the convenience of its massive expendature of space? Am I thinking too hard on such a thought? I think I could start my own tours because the back seat faces the rear! Or team up with a hombre and sell ice cream!

HELP!,
Cody

[executioneer]

idk for sure what would be best but if you get a wagon make sure you get one that's fairly fuel efficient!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

I've been drinking since Thursday. What's the limit before it's considered a bender?

Thanks,

Bill

[executioneer]

well i'd say 48 hours personally but i've not really thought about it that much

[kahljorn]

IF YOU CAN POST ON A MESSAGE BOARD THEN ITS NOT A BENDER AND ALSO YOU ARENT DRINKING ENOUGH

[Sacks]

Dear Willie,

Seriously, how ugly are we talkin' here?

[executioneer]

we're talkin' gaza strip ugly, y'all

[Sacks]

Good god damn.

[Evil Robot]

When the fuck are they gonna finnaly start building the freedom towers? I mean what the fuck is the hold up?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,


What is the meaning of wife?


Ghost

[executioneer]

When the fuck are they gonna finnaly start building the freedom towers? I mean what the fuck is the hold up?

nobody likes freedom anymore idk

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,


What is the meaning of wife?


Ghost

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsC/3557-15223.gif

[Pub Lover]

Does that mean they're really the French Towers & that is why no one is working on it?

[executioneer]

probably. stupad french

[Evil Robot]

Was hurricane Katrina my fault?

[executioneer]

only a little

[MetalMilitia]

Will anyone ever invent something more delicious than cheese?

[executioneer]

yes

[Evil Robot]

Penal code?

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,
Why does In the Line of Fire suck so much? I mean, it's lesser than the sum of its parts.

[elx]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/SDFSDFSDF.pnghttp://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/adsf.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Penal code?

I read the police report. The penal code is 8=======D~~~~O:

[Shyandquietguy]

Dear Willie,

A group of 25-30 nudes pedaled on their bikes past my work place and I do not recall seeing any black people, nay, any of race than euroasian. Does this mean that such an event is discriminatory?

[executioneer]

Penal code?

RCW 9.68A

[Pub Lover]

Willie, why didn't you answer elx's question of "What are crazy girls thinking?"

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,
Why does In the Line of Fire suck so much? I mean, it's lesser than the sum of its parts.

man i havent even seen that movie :/ i'd guess it's just something that happens once in a while

[Pub Lover]

Willie, is Fathom talking about the 90's Clint Eastwood movie or some ABC crime drama of which I have never heard?

I was thinking of that movie about dragons that was no good, that was called something of fire, right?

[executioneer]

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/SDFSDFSDF.pnghttp://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww161/kelcnr/adsf.gif

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/answear.gif

[executioneer]

Willie, why didn't you answer elx's question of &quot;What are crazy girls thinking?&quot;

I gotta answer em in the order i get em!

[executioneer]

Willie, is Fathom talking about the 90's Clint Eastwood movie or some ABC crime drama of which I have never heard?

I was thinking of that movie about dragons that was no good, that was called something of fire, right?

i think he's talking about the eastwood movie yeah and i think it's reign of fire you're thinking of

[bigtimecow]

willie, why is typing in all caps so satisfying :(

edit: SEE WHAT I MEAN

[executioneer]

BECAUSE ITS LIKE YELLING AND YELLING IS GOOD FOR YOU

plus its porbably more exercise to hold down shift and type, work those glutes

[MattJack]

Dear Executioneer,

Best console game from the year 1994?

Best PC game from the year 1995?

Ty,
MattJack

[Evil Robot]

Where is a thursdays?

[executioneer]

Dear Executioneer,

Best console game from the year 1994?

Best PC game from the year 1995?

Ty,
MattJack

'94 console uhh shadowrun for genesis? idk earthbound is my second pick '95 best pc game imo is master of orion with mechwarrior 2 and tyrian winning the silver and bronze medals

[executioneer]

Where is a thursdays?

across the street from t.g.i.friday's :(

[Womti]

Dear willie,

why are you so racist?

[The Leader]

Dear Willie,

What's it like to feel loved?

[Evil Robot]

OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!

[executioneer]

Dear willie,

why are you so racist?

because i'm a minority, minorities are required to be racists its only honky ass crackers who have to not be racist

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

What's it like to feel loved?

at first its all fun and exciting, but then it starts being work :(

[executioneer]

OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!

THIS ISNT A QUESTION BUT I AGREE

[Sam]

DEAR WILLIE DID YOU ENJOY THE GAME WE PLAYED LAST NIGHT?

[Evil Robot]

WHat are tommorows winning lotto numbers for any random state.

[executioneer]

DEAR WILLIE DID YOU ENJOY THE GAME WE PLAYED LAST NIGHT?

kind of :( we shoulda played castle crashers or something instead tho that version of mtg is kind of depressing

[executioneer]

WHat are tommorows winning lotto numbers for any random state.

4 10 17 29 30 42 (guessing)

[Shrubfest]

Dear Willie, what should I do with my summer?

[Sam]

Dear Willie, what should I do with my summer?

Get done by Sam

:eek

[Sam]

UH OH WILLIE SAID IT, SO I GUESS IT HAS TO HAPPEN NOW

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

YOU SLY FOX

[Tadao]

Willie,
Why can't I find the quote of you that Sam posted?

[Sam]

It was on the secret board that only special board members have access to. ;)

[Tadao]

Willie,
Why is Sam answering for you?

[Sam]

willie will you forgive me i am very sorry :(

[executioneer]

Dear Willie, what should I do with my summer?
you should work on an arts and crafts project!

[executioneer]

ps i am pretending to ignore the other malarkey ;( ;( ;(

[Tadao]

Willie,

If my collection of porn in hours is greater than my life expectancy from this point on, should I stop collecting porn?

[Sam]

DEAR WILLIE, HAVE YOU EVER MET MR ADVENTURE? DON'T YOU TWO LIVE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HUNG OUT?

[executioneer]

Willie,

If my collection of porn in hours is greater than my life expectancy from this point on, should I stop collecting porn?
you should only stop collecting BAD porn, quality is more important than quantity

[executioneer]

DEAR WILLIE, HAVE YOU EVER MET MR ADVENTURE? DON'T YOU TWO LIVE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HUNG OUT?
i havent ever met mr a :( we live about 200 miles apart so i guess hes closer than a lot of other folks but thats still a long way to drive! if we hung out wed prob. have to go to a amusement park and ride all the rides

[Dimnos]

Dear Willy,
When will Durrsomething get banned for good?

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,

z33tH-JdPDg

[executioneer]

Dear Willy,
When will Durrsomething get banned for good?

when he really, REALLY wants it

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

z33tH-JdPDg

i apologize but i cannot answer this kestion as youtube is giving me a fucking problem atm :(

[Sam]

DEAR WILLIE, WILL YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO MAKE DURRSOMETHING'S AVATAR SOMETHING ELSE. :(

MAYBE SOMETHING FROM THAT AVATAR CARTOON HE IS RAGING ABOUT RIGHT NOW.

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,

Were you ever on any iteration of Double Dare?

[executioneer]

DEAR WILLIE, WILL YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO MAKE DURRSOMETHING'S AVATAR SOMETHING ELSE. :(

MAYBE SOMETHING FROM THAT AVATAR CARTOON HE IS RAGING ABOUT RIGHT NOW.

idk if i can, last time i tried doin that sh*t it didnt save :/

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

Were you ever on any iteration of Double Dare?
no but i kinda wanted to be!

[Shrubfest]

Dear Willie, as per your suggestion I have take up a knitting project. Unfortunatly I discover i can't count to 100, so keep buggering it up.

Any suggestions?

[DevilWearsPrada]

willie, what is the saddest thing?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie, as per your suggestion I have take up a knitting project. Unfortunatly I discover i can't count to 100, so keep buggering it up.

Any suggestions?

maybe try woodwork, less counting in that

[executioneer]

willie, what is the saddest thing?

ME ;_;

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

I'm going to see "Walking with the dinosaurs" tonight. Is there anything I should know so I donts gets eatens?

[executioneer]

bring a 12-gauge and remember the t-rex tracks by movement, if you stand still it won't see you

[Dimnos]

Dear Willie,
If you are standing still in fear of being eaten by a t-rex is he able to smell you?