Ask Willie

[executioneer]

probably not i never go out to see movies anymore :(

[Esuohlim]

Willie if I liked Swordfishtrombones what other albums would I like?

[executioneer]

rain dogs maybe? idk i havent heard all his albusm

[Esuohlim]

ok then I'll open the question to EVERYBODY now because I know there's other Waits fans on here...maybe :(

[kahljorn]

yea you might be Waitsing for a while

:/

[executioneer]

bone machine

[Dixie]

What happens to all the peeps that weren't bought during the easter season?

[executioneer]

that's what duraflame logs are, recycled peeps + wood chips

[creeposaurus]

Will I'm debating on whether or not I should buy a replacement shell for my DS lite. But I also Want the new 3ds. Should I trash the ds lite and get the 3ds or is the 3ds just overrated?

[executioneer]

well i don't actually know much about the ds or handhelds in general, but 3d always seems like too much of a gimmick to pay any extra money for :/ and I haven't really heard of any must-have games for the 3ds. if there's a game you've seen good reviews about that is 3ds exclusive then maybe get the 3ds, otherwise the dslite will probably be fine

[creeposaurus]

Thank you oh wise one

[Evil Robot II]

is god away on business?

[executioneer]

god got aids and died sorry you had to hear it like this

[Shrubfest]

Would you rather your Parasprites had long legs or extra tying ribbons?

Also, I'm making green, red, orange, blue and purple ones. :) Want just white/silver wings or multicolour?

[executioneer]

white/silver only, and longer legs prz

[Evil Robot II]

OK, I have a valid three part question:

1) Why do men have nipples?

@) What year is it?

30 I know what they were for, I used to use them but why do keyboards still have "Scroll Lock", "Pause (and we always need a break!)"? Printscreen is great except its use it very diffrent now, but who uses SysRq so often that they need a key for it? Why not map them as spanish punctuation marks to make things simpler?

4) Why do men have nipples again but this time provide the same answer phrased differently.

[executioneer]

1. because males and females are identical when they first form into fetuses and don't develop different sexes until later in gestation

2. year of the rabbit (metal)

3. i honestly dont know. maybe for backwards compatibility for all those people running DOS emulators?

4. because god has nipples and man was created in god's image, be glad god doesn't have a big asshole right in the middle of his forehead too

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Willie, why you so radical?

Honest injun

[executioneer]

I learned it from master splinter

[k0k0]

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

What about asking a stupid fucking grinning bobcat why he's grinning all the time?

[executioneer]

i haven't heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, no

bobcat's always grinning because he remembers the time he set fire to leno's couch

[captain516]

Willie, what is your favorite thing to come out of the 1960s?

[executioneer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python%27s_Flying_Circus

[Evil Robot II]

Seriously, three packets of ketchup?

[executioneer]

yeah i know it wasn't even GOOD ketchup, it was Hunt's >:

[Evil Robot II]

Is it feasible to invent a ship that scoops up fish and burns them in a furnace to power the ship? Or perhaps just a furnace that burns fish for fun?

[executioneer]

i doubt you could get one that runs ONLY on fish but hey i guess that'd be like the boat version of a hybrid car, right?

[Evil Robot II]

They make tiny jet engines for RC planes. I was thinking of marketing a harness to attatch one to a trained falcon. Is this legal?

[executioneer]

i fucking hope so

[Rongi]

willie what have you been up to lately my man

[executioneer]

last couple weeks i've been working on a construction project to recreate something from a cartoon for five-year-old girls to impress a bunch of ugly weirdos

[The Leader]

Is it My Little Pony related?

[Esuohlim]

Willie have you sought help for MLP addiction? :(

[k0k0]

How many ponies could a pony chuck chuck if a pony chuck could chuck ponies? And by chuck I mean fuck.

[executioneer]

Is it My Little Pony related?
no i'm talking about a different five-years-old-targetted cartoon :mistersarcastic

[executioneer]

Willie have you sought help for MLP addiction? :(
i can quit anytime i want to

just don't want to yet

[executioneer]

How many ponies could a pony chuck chuck if a pony chuck could chuck ponies? And by chuck I mean fuck.
why don't you ask mr. hands that question :lol

[k0k0]

Why don't people our age get as amped into adventure time as much as they do my little pony? I think adventure time is far more deserving. We could be adventurers and all wear weird animal head hoods over our heads to hide our awful human hair.

[executioneer]

idk! i'd go to a adventure time meetup if people had them :(

[k0k0]

I'd probably end up looking something like this guy.
http://i.imgur.com/HB4Vw.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

Willie, would you consider that older Finn robust or portly and would I ever see another loveable robust/portly man before I die so that I can have THREE loveable portly/robust folks to call awesome?

[Zhukov]

Willie, do you prefer Shame on a Nigga or C.R.E.A.M?

[executioneer]

shame's got a better hook i think, plus it's got more energy

[executioneer]

Willie, would you consider that older Finn robust or portly and would I ever see another loveable robust/portly man before I die so that I can have THREE loveable portly/robust folks to call awesome?


man that guy's not portly at all

and probably?

[Sam]

Willie, who is your favorite member of the Wu-Tang?

[executioneer]

hold on i gotta look them up on wikipedia

edit lol jk ol' dirty of course #definitelynotafraud

[Pentegarn]

Willie

Isn't Ol' Dirty called something like Little Baby Jeebus now?

[k0k0]

He had a ton of names he wanted people to call him and of course they did. Yet when I was 12, nobody would call me 'Chains' even though I wore a big chain around my neck and told everyone to call me it.

They do call me koko now though, so that's good enough. (from jumping up and down on furniture when drunk) It came from us watching a good amount of seinfeld back then.

[executioneer]

Willie

Isn't Ol' Dirty called something like Little Baby Jeebus now?
he's dead, i'll call him what i want

[Pentegarn]

Willie,

You're kidding me, he really is? (rhetorical) I was seriously unaware that he was dead

[RineFroniavor]

Thanks mate... just dropped by. Will look for BIKE STN when we get to Seattle. Still in Buenos Airies.

[executioneer]

Willie,

You're kidding me, he really is? (rhetorical) I was seriously unaware that he was dead
he died in 2004, doing what he loved - drugs

[executioneer]

Thanks mate... just dropped by. Will look for BIKE STN when we get to Seattle. Still in Buenos Airies.
you're welcome, idiot spambot

[Pentegarn]

Dearest Willie,

Good ban (not really a question, but whatever)

[Fathom Zero]

oi willie

Is this a good song?

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[WhiteRat]

oi willie

Is this a good song?

ydeQ5BjXvjQ

fuck yes anything by M83 is good no room for debate on this

[executioneer]

it's pretty good but i was disappointed that more people didn't get hurt in their groins in that video

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Willie,

Are you in for Vegas for a night next year?

[executioneer]

is... is there a thing

i might be up for a thing if there's a thing

[Grislygus]

Willie have you played Gap Monsters. 'Cause you should play Gap Monsters.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/nutcasenightmare/gap-monsters

[executioneer]

aw man don't link me to kongre-

(plays flash games until 3 am)

DAMN YOU

[Pentegarn]

is... is there a thing

i might be up for a thing if there's a thing

William the Great,

Don't you know there's always a thing in Vegas? It is the city of sin... and things, why don't you know this?

[k0k0]

Willie,
If you could commit one crime and not get away with it, what would that crime be?

Sincerely,
k0k0

[Womti]

Willie,
do you love dick's?

[executioneer]

Willie,
If you could commit one crime and not get away with it, what would that crime be?

Sincerely,
k0k0
commit one crime and NOT get away with it? uhh jaywalking?

or should I assume you meant that i WOULD get away with it, in which case i would like to get away with the crime of stealing $640 million in bearer bonds :diehard

[executioneer]

Willie,
do you love dick's?
yes it's a great seattle burger chain. cheap, fast and delicious

[Colonel Flagg]

It's also a great sports store, if you like that sort of thing.

Willie, will coolinator return, now that the stock market has taken a dive JUST AS HE PREDICTED IT WOULD!!!

[executioneer]

not if i have anything to say about it

he's banned right now, him coming back would be a ban circumvent

[Rongi]

willie where does mark riddles hang out now

[executioneer]

at a comedy forum that isn't aspecialthing, mostly

he hasnt posted on twitter since may but he was @dipshed and @famouspolicedog

i'm pretty sure he's responsible for this tumblr http://kimgordonsrealage.tumblr.com/

[Rongi]

yeah i saw jixby was on aspecialthing, kind of seems like a lame forum

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

There is a thing next year.

[executioneer]

yeah i saw jixby was on aspecialthing, kind of seems like a lame forum
but famous people post on it sometimes!!! omg!!!

...yeah i only really went there to use the chat so when that went away i stopped giving a sh*t

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

There is a thing next year.
is this thing related to the secret facebook group

[Fathom Zero]

Not, I'd wager.

[Rongi]

willie what music are you diggin on these days

[executioneer]

willie what music are you diggin on these days

mostly Slough Feg, Slayer, and Dethklok

edit: oh and these

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dyrAkwJ6WsY

[Fathom Zero]

Fluorescent light hurts my eyes, should I wear sunglasses indoors?

[executioneer]

as long as you don't mind looking cool B-)

[Shrubfest]

Do you own an iron, and can you iron synthetics? Wings might need ironing when they get to you.

[executioneer]

i dont own an iron but i know someone who does?

[Shrubfest]

Also I dreamed you'd answer that with a photo of you wielding an iron whilst wearing pink pants, in your bedroom which was decorated with ponys and powerpuff.

Will you?
(you had bunkbeds also. I assume that's a bit of a stretch)

[executioneer]

i gotta clean up a bit before i'm taking any pictures of bedrooms :( also yeah bunkbeds would be pushing it

[k0k0]

If I was forced down to one bedroom with my roommate, I could imagine having adult bunkbeds.

[Evil Robot II]

Is there such thing as a combination of boxing and marathon running? Where people start off like a marathon but then punch each other out while running but they cant trip or kick or grab nipples?

[k0k0]

Hey willie, do you think that overpopulation will kill us before all countries start making rules about not having children?

[Fathom Zero]

willie I have your new avatar

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/440/tumblrlqc5of1h281qzw51p.jpg

[executioneer]

Is there such thing as a combination of boxing and marathon running? Where people start off like a marathon but then punch each other out while running but they cant trip or kick or grab nipples?

yes but you have to do a bunch of contests like football kick, pushups, and tug of wars first

and long jumps

Hey willie, do you think that overpopulation will kill us before all countries start making rules about not having children?

nope, there's way loads of time before that happens

willie I have your new avatar

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/440/tumblrlqc5of1h281qzw51p.jpg
idk that looks more like a misteradventure avatar to me

[captain516]

WILLAY
do you have one of these?
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/362/1315544005576.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/14/1315544005576.jpg/)

[Esuohlim]

Guy on the bottom left is Schimid omg

[Colonel Flagg]

That is, perhaps, the most frightening image I have ever seen. :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Guy on the bottom left is Schimid omg

Totally.

[k0k0]

Looks like he's getting a headjob. Dude is in the o zone.

[executioneer]

i do not have eone of those, no

things are borderline fursuits, fuck that shit

[Pentegarn]

Looks like he's getting a headjob. Dude is in the o zone.

VLnWf1sQkjY&ob=av3e

[kahljorn]

too bad none of those girls are hot

[executioneer]

see and even if they were you wouldn't be able to tell as easily because they're wearing bulky stupid looking hoodies

[Pentegarn]

And making stupid looking faces

[Pentegarn]

Back to questions for Willie

How many of those women in bulky stupid looking clothes and stupid looking faces have you had MLP cosplay sexcapades with?

[executioneer]

hilariously blatantly untrue response: none, only the men

[k0k0]

too bad none of those girls are hot

There's 3 that I'd bang. 1 that I'd laugh at have as my secretary. And another that might be a dude.
None are truly hot though, you're right.

Sorry for interrupting your thread Willie.

[Fathom Zero]

maybe you can give us a list of your top ten most bangable ladies

[kahljorn]

you have no standarsd

guess thats not necessarily a bad thing tho

[Supafly345]

There are many women I would bang but not want to be seen with. None of those women are them though- I can't imagine them having very well maintained vaginas.

[Tadao]

Willie,

Hi?

[executioneer]

hi i went to a wedding and it sucked

[k0k0]

What made the wedding suck? Lack of small pastel colored equine?

[executioneer]

because weddings as a general rule suck

also i had to wear a tuxedo and listen to ppl tell me how good i look all day

that's great guys, i'll just spend 150 dollars every three days for the rest of my life so i can look good + be pretty uncomfortable

[Fathom Zero]

It's that you looked good - it's that they think every other day you look like shit

or it's more likely that that's something they say when they have nothing to say at all and are afraid of awkward silence, for some reason.

[k0k0]

I remember when they were selling suits at goodwill for a dollar and I found a tux. I wore that thing every day for a month until my washer tore too many holes in it. They're comfortable if you don't wear the shirt part and just wear a regular shirt.

[Fathom Zero]

I only wear dress shirts, so I usually just swap in one of my own and BAM - instant fashionable motherfucker in a suit jacket.

[Shyandquietguy]

Willie! Do you think the Cutie Mark Crusaders will bring harmony back to Equistria?

[executioneer]

not by themselves they won't

[MLE]

willie, what do you think of the new wwe heavyweight champion?

[executioneer]

i'm terrified of the man

[MLE]

willie, are you gonna get your ass kicked?

[executioneer]

not if i can help it! he's not mad at me for some reason is he :(

[MLE]

willie, aren't we the ones that are supposed to be asking the questions?

[executioneer]

sometimes i gotta answer a question with a question

[Evil Robot II]

39, 57, 73, 74 ,79, 81 and 83

[executioneer]

(reverse side) You will find a unique business opportunity next week

[Evil Robot II]

Negative, it is the ages of the people who died of west nile in las vegas.

[executioneer]

still, someone run those as lottery numbers if possible

[Fathom Zero]

hay willie

http://timheidecker.tumblr.com/post/10520056212/woody-allen-movie-treatment-letter

It's not a question - just something I thought you'd enjoy. :lol

[Evil Robot II]

Will the alpha betas ever get there com up ins for what they did to the tri-lambs?

[executioneer]

Will the alpha betas ever get there com up ins for what they did to the tri-lambs?
i thought they did at the end of the movie, like every time :(

[Evil Robot II]

I mean the ones in real life

[executioneer]

oh well then in that case not ever

[Grislygus]

Willie, why won't that Indian jackass stop calling me, and why won't he believe that I'm not "Edvward"

[executioneer]

i'm not sure I believe you aren't either

IMPOSTOR

[Evil Robot II]

What the fuck is chef ramsey's fucking problem? Why is he so angry was he beaten in the kitchen as a child?

[kahljorn]

EVERY COOKING SHOW NEEDS ANGRY CUNTS

PRETTY MUCH SHOWS ARE ONLY INTERESTING IF THERE IS AT LEAST ONE ANGRY CUNT

[executioneer]

What the fuck is chef ramsey's fucking problem? Why is he so angry was he beaten in the kitchen as a child?
it's because he has super-sensitive hearing; whenever electronic equipment is running (like cameras etc) the high-frequency noise it makes gives him a splitting migraine #completelymadeup

[Rongi]

willy is carl your favorite character on ATHF

because he's mine

[executioneer]

probably, but i like all the main characters a lot. carl is best when something bad is about to happen to him

[Shyandquietguy]

Willie, this is a very late compliment on your avatar. It is fucking awesome. But here's the real deal! I have been watching the newest MLp episode constantly non stop, mainly starting off at the final lead in to Twilight snapping, and over the course I have warmed up to the Bear Beatdown since I'm very jaded to any non-sequitor in children's shows, and to Pinkie Pie's balloon basket.

Do I have a problem? :(

[executioneer]

well i dont think it's a HUGE problem; i probably watched those parts two-three times a day for about a week and a half myself. but if you overdo it you won't want to watch it AT ALL later so make sure to mix some other stuff in there

[Evil Robot II]

HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL THE ARMY COMES HOME TO FIGHT THE PROTESTORS!!!????

[executioneer]

after majestic-12 releases the gray death plague

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't wait for that. I don't understand how they are allowed to camp out and protest but its illegal for the homeless to camp out there and disturb people.

Dear Willie, what's up with the Hoovervilles? They are a bunch of Hoovervillans.

[executioneer]

they're just mad the grinch stole their christmas

[Evil Robot II]

So i had this weird dream where I was being chased by an unkown assailant and the entire chase took place inside a stairwell I was jumping fromlanding to landing over the railings and there was this other person there on my side running with me but I kept trying to punch him and my arms were asleep so the punches did nothing. Then we were outside but I couldnt run so I was crawling REALLY FAST and trying not to loose my balance then I was paddling a small pool raft across long island sound when all these sharks and stuff started swimming beneath me and them I was back jumping from stairway to stairway. I finally got to my car I coulndt et the keys in since my arms were still asleep but when I did the car wouldnt go very fast and the brakes didn't work.

Anyway my question is: If I dream Im at work should I still get paid?

[executioneer]

only if you work at a sleep clinic

[Dimnos]

Willie, did T-dog kick the bucket? :tear

[executioneer]

well he hasn't posted here since the 19th of september but he's been on facebook as recently as last week so i think he's probably okay just taking a break

[Dimnos]

A break, wtf? What kind of indentured servitude is this?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:marriage

You can play chess against him still.

[Pentegarn]

:marriage

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

Did you end up punching the world?

[k0k0]

Willie ain't answering his thread no more. Let's chaos this shit up!

Willie, can I chaos shit up in your thread?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

Did you end up punching the world?

no just driving home drunk while texting lol

Willie ain't answering his thread no more. Let's chaos this shit up!

Willie, can I chaos shit up in your thread?

hell no son

EDIT: unless you change your avatar to Discord :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

lol, nice. I'm always afraid whenever I read my texts/facebooks/imockeries the next morning.

[Shyandquietguy]

I think I found a comic you'll like! (http://cannonadeofhogwash.thecomicseries.com/)

[executioneer]

i dunno that's kind of hard on the eyes :( some of th jokes are good though

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

I'm looking for some MC LARS song that I feel like the chorus is something like " ITS TIME TO GO TO WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK WORK AT PIZZZZZZZAAAAAAA HUT."

He played it when we saw him in San Diego and he played it last week but I can't find anything close to it.

[executioneer]

uh i think that's actually an mc chris song called "pizza butt"

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lars might've been covering/parodying it i guess

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah, that's totally the song. :(

[Evil Robot II]

I went to two different radio shack stores trying to buy a wireless mouse. They told me that nobody sells hardware any more and BOTH stores asked if I would like to buy a cellphone instead. My question is why are they so stupid?

[Evil Robot II]

20 years ago I had a science teahcer that said personal computing is just a trend and that people wont use computers in the future, was he right? because they stopped selling computer hardware in radio shack Am i supposed t o buy cellphones like there groceries and take every pill I see on TV ads and text people about my microblog on my IPAD and subscribe to netflix?

napster?

[kahljorn]

NAPSTER IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS :(

TOP SECRETS

[executioneer]

radio shack doesnt sell computer hardawre anymore because they decided to go back to their core business of selling hearing aid batteries

[Esuohlim]

Willie this is totally a picture of you right? :eek

http://i.imgur.com/HuXeT.jpg

Because I saw it posted on something awful and I don't remember ever seeing it before.

[executioneer]

oh god i wish it was

I don't own a space ghost suit though :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

but I know what you're getting for christmas now.

[Esuohlim]

The fact that picture exists and you had nothing to do with it is a CRIEM. I still can't believe it, it has all the elements

[executioneer]

i gotta find that dude and we gotta fight it is the doppelganger rule

[Grislygus]

HIGHLANDEEEEEEEEEEEER

[Dimnos]

I think I found a comic you'll like! (http://cannonadeofhogwash.thecomicseries.com/)


http://cannonadeofhogwash.thecomicseries.com/images/comics/50/ca64582d9d4cda828894aac54792d0d61047782939.jpg



:lol

[LONDONE]

Willie why did I see LondonArbuckle logged in at 5:00am a few days ago viewing practically every thread Jixby made here

what

[executioneer]

maybe something to do with the Luke Maxwell Omnibus http://www.teenageneighbor.com/preteen/index-index.html
that!

[LONDONE]

oh!

[captain516]

Dear Willie,
What does Krauts Suck mean?

[executioneer]

it was for an anagram thread, i anagrammed peoples usernames or other things and put together pictures based on the anagrams

the anagram that was from was "rad german hata(hater)", so i googled for a picture of a rad dude and wrote that on his shirt to indicate his hate for germans

(rad german hata is an anagram for ANAGRAM THREAD)

[Evil Robot II]

Nuns are stupid jerks.

[executioneer]

u just skinned rapers

[Babs]

Willie, is it true Chojin scared you off the internets with a haiku?

Willie, are you serious about the ponies?

Willie, will you reiterate the hiaku.

[kahljorn]

i heard it wasnt even 5-7-5

[Babs]

:rolleyes Over reacting. When will Willie ever learn. Haikus and ponies.

[Evil Robot II]

Could lenses be applied to the microsoft kinect so that it does its thing on a microscopic range?

[Kitsa]

Willie loves the ponies on a level we will never understand :( I'm content to let him be, he's worth it.

[Babs]

I wish people felt that way about me. Low bar.

[Evil Robot II]

Why is it whenever somebody gets a cartoon fetish they leave I mockery?

[Tadao]

Willie,

Are you legend? :O

[Tadao]

Hey Willie,

Did you know that Led Zeppelin's son "Ramble On" mentions Mordor and Gollum?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/askwillie001.png

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/askwillie002.png

[Tadao]

:eek

[Esuohlim]

Willie do you think that when Pratchett's alzheimers gets too debilitating that the Discworld books will be even MORE fun to read? ;(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/askwillie003.png

[Esuohlim]

:( :(

[Zhukov]

I like that you are still keeping up with your responsibilities, Willie.

[Pentegarn]

Pub Lover is the hardest working cat on the internet :posh

[executioneer]

Willie, is it true Chojin scared you off the internets with a haiku?
no!

Willie, are you serious about the ponies?

as serious as I ever am about anything :eek


Willie, will you reiterate the hiaku.
no because I dont remember it but it was v. rude and in a place where my non-jerk friends and relations and mom and stuff could see it! sheesh what a dink


Could lenses be applied to the microsoft kinect so that it does its thing on a microscopic range?
yes but there arent any kinect games coming out that are for d*cks as far as i know :notdirectedatyou

Why is it whenever somebody gets a cartoon fetish they leave I mockery?
who said anything about a cartoon fetish :eek

Willie,

Are you legend? :O
no but if you squint at me real hard i might look like a cross between vincent price, charlieton heston and wills mith all smashed together :xmas3

[Esuohlim]

Is milhouse glad willie's back? :> :>

[executioneer]

probablyyyyy :3

[Babs]

Willie, will you spend more time with me? The kind of time that makes someone like me feel special?

[executioneer]

okay but i get to be the big spoon

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

Eilliw raed?

[executioneer]

:( ratava cnI yretsyM ruoy ekil I

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I did too. I have a raging hardon for that show alone. Once they threw Dave from the English Beat in it I hemorrhaged.

[executioneer]

the episode where they basically did an aliens parody mixed with a terminator parody was my favorite :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The ORC biker gang was really good too.

[Tadao]

Dear William Esquire the Greatest,

Can I expect my secret santa to pay my mortgage and be an asshole if all I get is an original 15-25 dollar gift?

[executioneer]

man if someone overgifts on a secret santa then GETS MAD because someone else didn't overgift? their own damn fault really :/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

dEAR wILLIE,

Can I buy Tadaos property for $15-$20 of grift cards?