Ask Willie

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

You should shoot bottle rocket arms at them.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Also, do you advertise for $6 shirts.com?

[executioneer]

Also, do you advertise for $6 shirts.com?
no i do not, my shirts are like $15 :(

[Evil Robot]

Teach muslim law to severed ass <return>
Give paper half western ideology<return>
Put scalpel in a position where it is an unwilling intermediary<return>

[executioneer]

> You don't see any muslim law here!
You pass out from blood loss and eventually bleed out.

** YOU ARE DEAD **
You reached a score of 353 out of a possible 1000 points.
Your rank is Bastard Cyborg.
Would you like to RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT?

> That's not an option!
Would you like to RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT?

> That's not an option!
Would you like to RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT?

[Sam]

RESTART

[Dixie]

oh wise and all-seeing willie,
are furry loincloths acceptable as lounging attire?

[Esuohlim]

WILLIE,

Did you enjoy Sam and 10kV Ghost's company? (Be honest ;) ;))

[Kitsa]

Also, do you advertise for $6 shirts.com?


That does totally look like him :(

Although, now that Zach Galifianakis is popular, I think I see Willie everywhere.

[Evil Robot]

Restart<return>
get scalpel<return>
put scalpel near eyes<return>
look scalpel<return>

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

I hope you enjoyed our company. I enjoyed yours.

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,

1DQD1JaizEA

[executioneer]

oh wise and all-seeing willie,
are furry loincloths acceptable as lounging attire?
yeah

it's so easy a camveman could do it?

[executioneer]

WILLIE,

Did you enjoy Sam and 10kV Ghost's company? (Be honest ;) ;))
yeah it is oto bad i got awkward and mental

[executioneer]

RESTART

Restart<return>
get scalpel<return>
put scalpel near eyes<return>
look scalpel<return>

guys dont worry i will get back to this, remind me after 9/11 or something

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

I hope you enjoyed our company. I enjoyed yours.
it was aight, i shoulda just stayed in the car instead of having to pay ridiculsu people way too much for cushions and ballet parking though

[Evil Robot]

snauages

[kahljorn]

i wish that they had ballet parking :(

[executioneer]

snauages
NO SWEARING

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,

What's the next great achievement for space travel?

[executioneer]

space escalators

[Evil Robot]

How come people arent flammable?

[executioneer]

they are if you get a hot enough flame

[captain516]

Dear Willie, how do they get those tiny letters onto M&Ms?

[Tadao]

Willie,

Do you have pickle envy?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie, how do they get those tiny letters onto M&Ms?
they use those radio controlled cockroaches and tiny little paintbrushes

[executioneer]

Willie,

Do you have pickle envy?
nah i got a jar of em in the fridge

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,

What's your worst, most unrealistic fear?

[executioneer]

well i have constant worries about friends/family that something awful has happened to them when they don't contact me when i'm expecting them to, sort of the "lying dead in a ditch somewhere" thing that moms usually do

most of my fears are realistic though :(

[Evil Robot]

http://www.hifimuseum.info/tn_philips%20FC444%20and%20realistic%20low%20noise %20tape%20radio%20shack%20a.jpg

[executioneer]

well i have constant worries about friends/family that something awful has happened to them when they don't contact me when i'm expecting them to, sort of the "lying dead in a ditch somewhere" thing that moms usually do

most of my fears are realistic though :(
UPDATE TO THIS: last night i was gonna eat some pasta that had been sitting on the counter for a couple hours and chose not to reheat it first, then saw a earwig crawl out of it. I now have an irrational fear of eating earwig eggs and birthing thousands of them

[Fathom Zero]

OH FUCK WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT :x

[MLE]

I hope that counts as a question.

[elx]

oh man you ruined my prima vera :(

[Evil Robot]

Is the chinese government using a new super computer to predict the future?

[executioneer]

yeah but it's based on the i ching so it's pretty useless

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

How is gray/white heaven?

[Tadao]

Hey Willie,

If Tenpenny Towers leader sent Burke to blow up Megaton, and they treat ghouls so horribly, why would letting a bunch of ghouls in to kill them all make me such a bad guy?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

How is gray/white heaven?
IT IS PRETTY AWESOME

THERE ARE NO RULES AND YOU JUST GET TO GO CRAZY

ALSO YOU IMMEDIATELY KNOW ALL LANGUAGES

[executioneer]

Hey Willie,

If Tenpenny Towers leader sent Burke to blow up Megaton, and they treat ghouls so horribly, why would letting a bunch of ghouls in to kill them all make me such a bad guy?

well only tenpenny is a REAL jerk, and even he didn't know burke was gonna blow up megaton without warning anyone

great thing about fallout 3 is you can kill everyone in tenpenny AND megaton and still wind up with the best karma level if you do a bunch of good guy missions

[Dimnos]

Dear Willie,

Does karma even still have an effect on the game with the addition of the faction system?

[executioneer]

well it affects the ending somewhat, plus if you're meeting a new faction i think some of them judge you based on karma?

[Evil Robot]

Is it OK to wear a flavaflav costume if it means going in blackface?

[executioneer]

only if you have a bunch of dumb sluts to follow you around for the full effect

[Evil Robot]

Is gravity nothing more than compressed time? I tried wikipedia and apparently the explanation for why gravity occurs keeps getting more and more far fetched. I mean if the earth is spinning shouldn't we be thrown off of it? WTF?

[Esuohlim]

ALSO YOU IMMEDIATELY KNOW ALL LANGUAGES

Even Chinese? :eek

[executioneer]

Is gravity nothing more than compressed time? I tried wikipedia and apparently the explanation for why gravity occurs keeps getting more and more far fetched. I mean if the earth is spinning shouldn't we be thrown off of it? WTF?
i thought gravity was caused by mass distorting the fabric of spacetime, idk

[executioneer]

Even Chinese? :eek

NO WAY THAT SHIT IS INSANE

ITS ALL CHING CHONG WING WONG

[Evil Robot]

Yes, you said what I said but in different words. This means that if I can position two plates made of carbon less than 74 pictometers away from each other, than the two plates should be attracted to each other since hydrogen atoms (being the smallest atoms) wont be able to literally fit between the two plates? Should there be no particle in existence that can fit between the plates would cause them to do what?

[Evil Robot]

Ids this the casimir effect or am I wrong on many levels?

[Evil Robot]

Something tells me that if I can make the two plates that close together that time would stop but only between the plates and thats the reason why to hydrogen atoms wont fit. Not because there isnt enough space for them but because since time stops between tohe plates, they can never reach the center, they can only get closer but never centered between the plates.



Physics is stupid.

[Esuohlim]

The Casimir effect is a force related to electropressure and not gravity.

The more you learn about physics the less shit makes sense. Gravity could very well be compressed dog shit and physicists could find a way to make people believe it.

[Evil Robot]

LOST made no sense then.

[Evil Robot]

Where can I obtain replacement LCD panels for TVs? There dont seem to be any. Does the Korean maffia have anything to do with this?

[executioneer]

i think they dont sell em separate because it's the most expensive part, they want you to just buy another one

and its prob. a cooperative action between the chinese, korean and mexican mobs

[Shyandquietguy]

Willie, what is the worst job ever?

[executioneer]

every job is the worst job

fuck having a job

[Shyandquietguy]

If I ever won the lottery, I would give you most of it.

What is the worst thing anyone could get into at 24 years old?

[kahljorn]

religion maybe

oops sorry :( forgot what thread this was :O

[executioneer]

religion is second, having babies is first

[Evil Robot]

Have you considered Al Queda? Radicalization has become very lucrative in the past few years. How about Al's Quesidillas? There is good money in islam and tex mex.

[executioneer]

i have considered blowing shit up, if that's what you're asking

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear WILLIE,

Do you have any ideas for a girls middle name.

[Tadao]

Dear Will,

What name did you give yourself when you tucked it under?

[Evil Robot]

Why do I own guns?

[executioneer]

Dear WILLIE,

Do you have any ideas for a girls middle name.

i don't have any GOOD ideas?

uhh valkyrie

[executioneer]

Dear Will,

What name did you give yourself when you tucked it under?

i didnt!

[executioneer]

Why do I own guns?

for a sense of empowerment?

[Shyandquietguy]

I am wearin' a robe while bar-b-quein'. No belt but I'm dressed anyways. Does that make me a pussy or a huge dork?

[executioneer]

no i dont think so

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I actually brought up kyrie to her and she shot it down....

[Tadao]

Willie would Natas be a good middle name for a girl? It would be awesome day when she reds it backwards.

[executioneer]

why not be straight up about it and just go with demonica

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I offered Dexterra too because I like Terra and he like she would have a Dexterity skill of 255.

[Sam]

JUST CALL HER SAM JR.

AFTER YOUR VERY GOOD FRIEND.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

sophia samjew thompson it is then.

[Esuohlim]

I never liked Thomas the Tank Engine as a kid, does that make me a chooch :(

[executioneer]

it makes you a chooch-hater :(

[Dimnos]

WHO WANTS COOKIES (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705373)

What is the % chance they will contain a laxative?

[executioneer]

well considering that they are likely to contain walnuts and oatmeal (which contains oat bran), technically pretty high

if you want chocolate ex-lax on yours just ask

[Evil Robot]

Where would the world be if there the spelling mistake "donkey kong" never happened and it was rightfully named "monkey kong"? Would the differences be great?

[executioneer]

bush sr would have gone after japan instead of iraq in 1990, unless they also kept the original "puckman" name for pac-man, that would have countered it out nicely

[captain516]

Scott Piligrim vs The World was a good movie

[Tadao]

Willie,

What the fuck is captain talking about?

[executioneer]

idk i havent seen it

[Fathom Zero]

Willie,

How can I find motivation?

[elx]

dearest willie,

my professor wants me to write about how philosophy is both revolutionary and evolutionary for extra credit. this does not make sense. instead, i am going to draw a cat. what should it be doing? artist block :(

[executioneer]

you should do like that ascent of man thing only with cats and the last one should be standing on irs hind legs and throwing a molotov cocktail

[Fathom Zero]

Willie,

Are you a secret cookie magnate? :eek

[executioneer]

you spelled "magnet" wrong lol

[kahljorn]

HES COOKIE ROYALTY

HES TRYING TO KEEP HIS IDENTITY A SECRET

[Fathom Zero]

His real name is Willie Oreo. :lol

[executioneer]

IM THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF FAMOUS AMOS AND MRS FIELDS :lol

[Pentegarn]

I KNEW IT!

Wait that is not a question. Let me try again.

Lord Willie,

I knew it?

[kahljorn]

LETS JUST HOPE SIR WHOREMILK DOESNT FIND OUT ABOUT HIS SECRET OR HE WILL BE IN DANGER OF AN ASsASSINATION, THUS CAUSING HUNGRY-AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE TO DECLARE WAR ON WHOREMILKS HInTERLAND

[Pentegarn]

Willie,

What does a hungry Australian eat?

[executioneer]

meat pies floating in pea soup, i think

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

If there was another way to communicate with you on the internet I would ask you what do you want for christmas.

[executioneer]

tshirts in 3xl or posters from the webcomics i posted in the webcomics thread :(

or hell maybe that glow in the dark shark shirt from this website

hahah or how about a mc frontalot cd

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The ink ran on a burned cd onto the mc frontalot cd. So the MC Frontalot cd got ink trampled.

[executioneer]

d'oops

[kahljorn]

hahah or how about a mc frontalot cd

haha. I could give you mine but i think i might've trashed it :(

oh i found it :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:(

[kahljorn]

are you sad that i didn't throw it away? :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I am. We could have even thrown them at each other. THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN NERDIKENS

[Sam]

YOU GUYS :rolleyes

[Evil Robot]

What does an entire orchestra of electric guitars sound like?

[executioneer]

they sound like "weedley weedley wee"

[Evil Robot]

Who run barter town?

[executioneer]

spaaaaace ghooooooost

[Evil Robot]

This beer smells like the refridgeratoror

[executioneer]

could be worse, it could smell like the freezer

[Evil Robot]

Should I camp or spawnkill?

[executioneer]

you should camp, but watch out for cougars

[Evil Robot II]

Whats with all the protests?

[executioneer]

it's peer pressure, all the cool countries are doin' it

[Esuohlim]

What did you do during your Ask Willie hiatus?

[executioneer]

freaked out like five times

[Tadao]

Willie, are you in a union?

[executioneer]

no but i have to pay a non-representation fee and i'm still "in a bargaining unit", so apart from not being able to vote on shit i might as well be

[Colonel Flagg]

Hi Willie.

What's your take on the recent unrest in the Middle East? Are we looking at another Islamic revolution, or is secular politics going to make a comeback?

CF

[Big McLargehuge]

Somebody already asked that question :rolleyes.
Willie, should i dress lie Muammar al-Gaddafi for next halloween? Or will it no longer be topical then?

[executioneer]

Hi Willie.

What's your take on the recent unrest in the Middle East? Are we looking at another Islamic revolution, or is secular politics going to make a comeback?

CF

i don't think it's as Islam-centric as the one in Iran was back in 1979, and it seems like it's a lot less violent so hopefully the countries that get revoluted will not end up with a bunch of nuts in power after it's all over

[executioneer]

Somebody already asked that question :rolleyes.
Willie, should i dress lie Muammar al-Gaddafi for next halloween? Or will it no longer be topical then?

go for it! who knows, by then it might be MORE topical :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Somebody already asked that question :rolleyes.

Biggie, I'm very sorry to ruin your day by making you read (for comprehension) a repeat question in this thread. I shall wear my hair shirt and flagellate myself with my scourge for being so impertinent and inconsiderate.

And thanks, Willie, for answering and for not being offended. :)

[Evil Robot II]

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:pagebrak
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[executioneer]

opilu4qhtliaubgamnzzxcgv2431rfeads
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/pagebrak.gif
!

[Fathom Zero]

Willie,

Did you make Space Funeral? Coz it seems like something you'd do.

[executioneer]

nah if i did a project like that i'd probably tell you guys about it first

or at least second

[Dimnos]

Willie, whats with Evil Robot 2? Does the idea suggest the original was somehow lacking?

[executioneer]

i think he forgot his password or something, i think it's the same IP

[Evil Robot II]

Yes, I forgot the password after formatting the computer. I also forgot the password to the email address I used as well as the email address itself.

[MLE]

you know, an admin could change your password for you.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It should be EVIL ROBOT DEUCE

[Evil Robot II]

you know, an admin could change your password for you.
ITS EVIL ROBOT II NOW.

[Evil Robot II]

Are there any movies like Red Dawn but from the Russian point of view where the US invades Russia?

[executioneer]

not as far as i know, but the twilight 2000 role playing game system is sort of based on that premise?

[captain516]

Why do the songs in New Vegas stink so much?

[Tadao]

Does Evil Robot 2 rule?

[executioneer]

Why do the songs in New Vegas stink so much?
compared to the ones in fallout three they're a playlist from heaven dude

[executioneer]

Does Evil Robot 2 rule?
ehhh sequels are rarely better than the originals but we'll see

[captain516]

I liked the songs in fallout 3 >:
What beer goes well with nachos, or a greasy ass cheeseburger?

[Zhukov]

Are there any movies like Red Dawn but from the Russian point of view where the US invades Russia?

Sod that. Are there any movies like Red Dawn where the Soviets invade the US and kill all the pesky teenagers?

[executioneer]

I liked the songs in fallout 3 >:
What beer goes well with nachos, or a greasy ass cheeseburger?
i don't know beer :( the only beer i've had that even came close to palatable when i was eating was blue moon

[executioneer]

Sod that. Are there any movies like Red Dawn where the Soviets invade the US and kill all the pesky teenagers?
well i don't know about INVADE, but in The Day After (1983)(TV) everything in the US gets nuked to fuck and back

[Evil Robot II]

How awesome would it be if Charlie Sheen, Gary Busey, Snookie, and Mel gibson did Mad Max 3?

[executioneer]

man i can't even type the word snookie without getting a crippling migraine, i can't imagine actually watching something she's in

no deal

[All Hail Duke]

How awesome would it be if Charlie Sheen, Gary Busey, Snookie, and Mel gibson did Mad Max 3?


Mad Max 4 actually, and if the franchise is gonna get a pointless sequel/semi prequel/in between sequel prequel/whatfuckingever it'd be better to have Gibson (especially since he's insane) than Bane

[Tadao]

Willie,

Why do I hate it so much when people answer questions in a thread dedicated to the pursuit of your wisdom?

[executioneer]

because you're a real stickler!

[Grislygus]

WILLIE


Got to find me a way
To take me back to yesterday.
How can I ever hope to forget you?

Won't you show me a place
Where I can hide my lonely face?
I know you're going to break my heart if I let you.
Oh why does love got to be so sa-a-a-a-ahad?

:guitar

[executioneer]

for contrast?

[Evil Robot II]

If more and more Japanese people find wide eyes to be a desirable trait, does that mean they will all look like Italians in 50 years?

[executioneer]

nah the color'll be all off

[Tadao]

Willie,

Is the Angriest Monster's forum supposed to be a one stop shopping center?

[captain516]

Should I read Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep before watching Blade Runner or the other way around?

[executioneer]

Willie,

Is the Angriest Monster's forum supposed to be a one stop shopping center?
ehh i can't even remember the password. guess i'll just delet it

[executioneer]

Should I read Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep before watching Blade Runner or the other way around?
my rule is almost always movie first, because if you read the book first you'll usually be upset at the liberties the movie takes

[Pentegarn]

Sir William,

Will you be participating in this year's i-mockery bracket bunch?

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,

DOOOoOOOOoOOOoOOOOOO YOUUUUU

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL LIKE I DOOOOOO?

[executioneer]

Sir William,

Will you be participating in this year's i-mockery bracket bunch?

i guess it`s possible

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

DOOOoOOOOoOOOoOOOOOO YOUUUUU

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL LIKE I DOOOOOO?

not unless you feel high levels of frustration and despair, in which case yeah

[Evil Robot II]

What type of geiger counter should I use to detect Japan?

[executioneer]

a really really big one

[Evil Robot II]

How do they heat electric cars without killing the battery?

[executioneer]

i think they bleed heat off the motor!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Willie,

How far away are you from Wala Wala Washington?

[executioneer]

pretty far, that's east of the cascades!

edit: google maps says about 300 miles / 5 hours driving!

[Evil Robot II]

Are you going to float the wagon or take the toll road?

[Evil Robot II]

Would Rockstar ever use the Red Dead game engine to make a more violent version of Oregon Trail?

[executioneer]

Are you going to float the wagon or take the toll road?
i'm gonna float but miss the landing so i float out to sea

[executioneer]

Would Rockstar ever use the Red Dead game engine to make a more violent version of Oregon Trail?
i'd buy it :(

[Chojin]

i'd buy it :(

me too :<

[Colonel Flagg]

What was your secret to winning the NCAA bracketbunch this year?

[Shyandquietguy]

Is it a sin to have never played The Oregon Trail due to a short attention span and emotional problems?

[executioneer]

What was your secret to winning the NCAA bracketbunch this year?
i used up all my bad luck for the year losing at blackjack

[executioneer]

Is it a sin to have never played The Oregon Trail due to a short attention span and emotional problems?
i don't think there's any sin specifically related to not playing old-ass edutainment games, but you should ask seth on that one he's the religions expert!

[executioneer]

ps: oregon trail actually predates a whole hell of a lot of other games, having been developed on a mainframe computer in 1971 :eel

[Evil Robot II]

LOL I remember back in 84' we would all form a single file line and head down to the computer lab full of TRS80s. Then later they got a bunch of IIe machines and we played all the MECC lab games like Odell lake, OG trail, and that other one. I used to get in trouble for leaving epitaths like "I'm comming back to kill you all". We used to compete to see who could kill all the members of thier party first.

[MLE]

ODELL LAKE! THAT'S WHAT THAT ONE WAS WITH THE OSPREY. MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF THAT GAME FOREVER AND NO ONE KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

Oh, and willie, what recommendations would you make for someone going in for a job interview after not being on an interview in over 2 years. I am nervous!

[executioneer]

having only had one job interview where i got the job ever, i recommend having a beard and accidentally giving someone a static electric shock when you go to shake their hand at the end since that's what happened in mine

[Evil Robot II]

Can a proctologist practice medicine on themselves or is that frowned upon in the medical community

[executioneer]

as long as they make sure to rubber up

[captain516]

hai willie-
has anybody asked if you were that guy in dinner for shmucks?

[captain516]

fuck

[executioneer]

i've had people say i looked like z. galifianakis before, if that's what you mean

[Tadao]

How does that make you feel?

[executioneer]

it makes me feel half angry and half good, because i like zach but i dont like getting beard-stereotyped

[Tadao]

Does your beard fell like a "wet nerf" when it gets wet?

[executioneer]

nope it works just like real hair

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Willie, when will the sabres win the stanley cup?

[executioneer]

neverrrrrrr

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:o >: :( :/

Hope that says 2 thousand and eneven

[Evil Robot II]

Is Andrea Rossi's E-CAT device real or a hoax?

[executioneer]

sounds an awful lot like a hoax to me what with all this "unknown compound" business

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Willie, would it be illegal slanderous to sell a Hoe Axe.

[Tadao]

Hey Willie,

I was jerking off to porn and my neighbors started yelling at each other. When the woman was screaming I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER! I totally blew the best wad in my life. Is this a normal thing?

[executioneer]

Willie, would it be illegal slanderous to sell a Hoe Axe.
it would probably be uhh copyright infringement

[executioneer]

Hey Willie,

I was jerking off to porn and my neighbors started yelling at each other. When the woman was screaming I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER! I totally blew the best wad in my life. Is this a normal thing?

yes. in the future you should make sure to record it though so you can relive the experience over and over again

[Evil Robot II]

I have to buy a pickup truck for towing. Which one should I get?

[Esuohlim]

Willie why did I see LondonArbuckle logged in at 5:00am a few days ago viewing practically every thread Jixby made here

[executioneer]

I have to buy a pickup truck for towing. Which one should I get?

a diesel GMC Sierra i think?

[executioneer]

Willie why did I see LondonArbuckle logged in at 5:00am a few days ago viewing practically every thread Jixby made here

maybe something to do with the Luke Maxwell Omnibus http://www.teenageneighbor.com/preteen/index-index.html

[Esuohlim]

Oh man, I don't think I knew about Teenage Neighbor at all :(

[Evil Robot II]

bitcoins and bitcoin mining... wtf?

[executioneer]

i agree

[Shrubfest]

Willie, I swore I was going to send you something else for the not so secret santa.
Should I make you a Big Macintosh cuddly toy?

[executioneer]

make me some parasprites :eek with longer legs so i can tie em to shit

[Shrubfest]

*looking up parasprites*

Blue flies?

[executioneer]

they're not all blue but yeah http://images.bogge.tv/screencap/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic_S01E10_swarm-of-the-century.jpg R4KHHJu6lDA about 6-7 minutes in should have the full variety of colours to pick from

[Grislygus]

Stupid dog, why did he make me look bad? Booga booga booga

[creeposaurus]

Is Chubby a good name for him??

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a23/creeposaurus/2011-03-19_22-47-10_991.jpg

[executioneer]

as long as it's just a first name, he needs a last name too

preferably a mcsomethingorother

[Pentegarn]

Or a title for a name, like Lord Fuzzington or Colonel Poofycuddles.

[Dimnos]

Dr. Chubs

(This advice is in no way associated with or distributed by the greatness that is Willie. USE AT OWN RISK)

[Tadao]

Willie, would you like to see a picture of my chubby?

[Dimnos]

Willie, what is up with the little pickles under peoples names?

[executioneer]

Willie, would you like to see a picture of my chubby?
your chubby what

Willie, what is up with the little pickles under peoples names?
it's how you know if someone is a jerk or not without having to read their posts! a real timesaver for sure

[Pentegarn]

Willie,

Isn't everyone here a jerk though?

[executioneer]

even more of a timesaver!

[Dimnos]

it's how you know if someone is a jerk or not without having to read their posts! a real timesaver for sure

So how did Khal get 4? He doesnt seam twice as bad as T. :lol

[executioneer]

green pickles are good pickles red pickles are bad pickles

[Dimnos]

Oh. I cant see that. :(

[executioneer]

look at pram mavel, see how many red pickles hes got

[Fathom Zero]

hay willie,

Not a question but

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5066/tumblrln7xhjgwjs1qz7a0c.png

[executioneer]

that... infuriates me for some reason i can't really explain

[Evil Robot II]

should I make the "president's council on physical fitness arcade game" and release it on android? and refer to it as PCP FAG?

[executioneer]

definitely

[stevetothepast]

Dear Willie, I was going to ask why I have one green pickle but I see that you have only two. What are your thoughts on the new ranking system?

[executioneer]

I can take it or leave it tbh

[Evil Robot II]

Is it safe to park a car on an IRC channel in undernet or will somebody hack into it and steal the radio?

[executioneer]

just make sure not to leave any valuables with ports open

[Fathom Zero]

Willie, do you own a bolo tie?

[executioneer]

no i have like two regular ties but i never wear a tie

[Sam]

Willie, what happened to this place while I've been gone?

[executioneer]

pram maven continued to disintegrate

some sort of pickledick system was added to rate how much of a pickledick people are

all kinds of crazy sh*t

[Sam]

Oh man.

[Kitsa]

Willie, would you say you have the most pickledicks of anybody?

[executioneer]

IT KEEPS HAPENING AND I DONT KNOW WHY :(

[bubbles]

oh Willie, Why do I get so nervous when I have to us the restroom?

[executioneer]

because of the monsters in there :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Willie Willie on the Wall, Who's the Realest of them All?

[executioneer]

idk mattjack?

[george]

what happened to jixby phillips?

i hated that guy >:

[bubbles]

executioneer man I failed to mention it was only public restrooms. I was out today and I thought I spotted the monster so I slammed the door open to knock it out. Next thing I new some old bat was hitting her life alert. I had to bale. But hey Im not scared anymore. Thanks man :)

[executioneer]

what happened to jixby phillips?

i hated that guy >:
he got banned over a misunderstanding w/secrets santas :( he's unbanned now but he doesn't visit anymore becasues he's too busy palling around with internet comedy nerds

[bubbles]

sorta like george with the white plastic pig?

[executioneer]

could be could be

[bubbles]

haha i like you executioneer! we are in Richmond VA you are always welcome

[Fathom Zero]

Willie, are you gonna go see the documentary on Ayrton Senna? You should.