Ask Willie

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,
If you are standing still in fear of being eaten by a t-rex is he able to smell you?

yes but they smell using their tongue so carry pepper spray so if he gets close enough to target with smell you can blind him in the mouth AND face at the same time

[Evil Robot]

when can jixby come back?

[executioneer]

anytime he wants to

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

Is there any wrong time to Hibbity Jibbity a girl?

[executioneer]

when she's got the hiccups!

[Sam]

DEAR WILLIE, did you read today's achewood? I love Phillipe

[executioneer]

YEAH

i liked yesterdays when he was being delighted by the moonwalk, too

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,

Did you <3 Danny Tatom?

[executioneer]

um i think <3 might be going a little far but i think he's a cool ddue

[Evil Robot]

sdfdsargsdfsdryseseryrfyuk';klj;kjk;lji;ohk'lk'l

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,

Fave Egyptian god?

[executioneer]

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poitjpoigpoiwjsogpijn b klxjbnslkjnqtriunsld;sn;;'q''gqqiOAO'OINAOGAE;N;LG IONBX.K

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

Fave Egyptian god?

horus i think! though thoth is pretty kewl too

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

I'm from New York where you can't buy fireworks so we drive to Pennsylvania. Now in PA I have to show my New York I.D. because if you're from PA it's illegal to buy them. Once you've proved you are not a PA resident you can proceed to buy fireworks in PA but have to take them out of the state within 3 days. Also you can't blow them off in PA. I have to then smuggle the fireworks back into NY without the toll agents noticing.

....I guess my question is what the heck?

(There are two awesome fireworks shop worth mentioning. One sells fireworks and karate supplies in the same store. The other sells fireworks and adult products in the same store.)

[Fathom Zero]

Karate supplies, adult products, and fireworks.

It's like a Toys 'R Us for people like me.

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

I'm from New York where you can't buy fireworks so we drive to Pennsylvania. Now in PA I have to show my New York I.D. because if you're from PA it's illegal to buy them. Once you've proved you are not a PA resident you can proceed to buy fireworks in PA but have to take them out of the state within 3 days. Also you can't blow them off in PA. I have to then smuggle the fireworks back into NY without the toll agents noticing.

....I guess my question is what the heck?

(There are two awesome fireworks shop worth mentioning. One sells fireworks and karate supplies in the same store. The other sells fireworks and adult products in the same store.)

my answer is the same as the question, what the heck?

[Big McLargehuge]

Dear Willie,
Where do you buy yer fireworks?

[executioneer]

well ususally i buy some from the squaxin island tribes and some from local big-tent-sellers but this year i drove down to the 'fireworks warehouse' in vancouver, wa, although i think that i won't next year cause they're kind of overpriced :/ it was fun to imagine the carnage that would have ensued from a stray spark, though

maybe i went to the wrong 'fireworks warehouse', though, since there's supposed to be like three of them

[executioneer]

http://tntfireworkswarehouse.com/ that's the place i'm talking about

[Big McLargehuge]

I get mine in mexico. They are more fun :x

[executioneer]

indians are kind of like mexicans right

[Evil Robot]

vibrating phone line, my fingers are portable?

[Evil Robot]

WHY IS ACHIMP CANADIAN?

[executioneer]

YOUR RINGTONE IS YOUR HEARTBEAT

[executioneer]

BECAUSE CANADA LOVES CRIMINAL MASTURBATORS

[Dimnos]

Dear Willie
Is Elx really just Pub in disguise?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie
Is Elx really just Pub in disguise?

maybe it's noob3 :eek

[BillyBear]

this site is very confusing...especially when some guys starting crap...and for what, i ask? Answer this...whoever the heck Willy is

[executioneer]

maybe if you settle down and read other peoples posts you'll get a better idea of what's going on!

[BillyBear]

maybe if you settle down and read other peoples posts you'll get a better idea of what's going on!
well yeah i got that much, dammit...

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

Why must he ^ ruin the name?

[executioneer]

because ruining jerks always ruin things, man

you want nobody to ruin your stuff, start liking extremely obscure stuff

[stevetothepast]

Dear Willie,

Why does god hate me?

[executioneer]

cause he's a fuckin dick

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

because ruining jerks always ruin things, man

you want nobody to ruin your stuff, start liking extremely obscure stuff

I do already but I have no control over William. I was honestly thinking about going by Wilhelm or Liam instead a while back.

[executioneer]

oh i misunderstoond your question :lol whoopsy daisy

you could try guillaume if you dont mind frenching it up a little

[elx]

WILLIE IM GOING TO PUKE QUICK WHAT DO I DO

[elx]

dear willie, why did you not you help me? :(

[executioneer]

WILLIE IM GOING TO PUKE QUICK WHAT DO I DO

dear willie, why did you not you help me? :(
:( im sorry i was driving mail to the post office :( you coulda puked on someone you didnt like, or maybe in a garbange can or toilet, that would have been my advice :(

[elx]

dearest willie,

so today it was all like totally super hot out right soo she was like all like you know talking to him and he was all like they're like wtf duddees and we were all like omg she cant be serious but he said she said she was stoked but he was just like w/e mann i totally think she likes him and i was all but they were all like duh noway

so what do i do?

[executioneer]

ionno i'd wait and see what she does they could be right? idk

[The Leader]

Dear Willie,

What does elx's previous post mean?

[executioneer]

a girl might like a dude but some other people don't believe it?

[Evil Robot]

How do I know if I'm on doing drugs?

[Evil Robot]

Two part question, how do I avoid power lines?

[Tadao]

Willie,
Is this link of any use to you?
http://trogoglin.ning.com/video/video/show?id=3237886%3AVideo%3A322

[executioneer]

How do I know if I'm on doing drugs?

if you start going hallucinations it might be a good clue. you could also watch a tv program and see if it's a lot more or less entertaining than normal

[executioneer]

Two part question, how do I avoid power lines?

try and stay in wooded areas as the areas with the power lines will tend to be cleared out around and thus easier to avoid

this advice may not help in case of windstorms however

[executioneer]

Willie,
Is this link of any use to you?
http://trogoglin.ning.com/video/video/show?id=3237886%3AVideo%3A322

no but thanks a lot being electrocuted is a phobia of mine :(

[elx]

dearest willie,

good morning, how are you doing?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

I'm going to a Renaissance Festival at the end of the month and they are having a pirate invasion. I'm going for the Grog and turkey leg. Is there anything else I should expect?

[executioneer]

dearest willie,

good morning, how are you doing?
i got abdominal pain i think its gallstones :(

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

I'm going to a Renaissance Festival at the end of the month and they are having a pirate invasion. I'm going for the Grog and turkey leg. Is there anything else I should expect?
i dunno i've never been to one of those! i'd guess expect lots of dorks and maybe some folks who love to handmake stuff out of wool / chainmail(le)

[elx]

i got abdominal pain i think its gallstones :(
dearest willie,

are you feeling better today?

xoxo,
elx

[Evil Robot]

Is pimping easy?

[executioneer]

dearest willie,

are you feeling better today?

xoxo,
elx

yeah actually! apparently drinking and playing rock band cures gallstones who knew

[executioneer]

Is pimping easy?
i doubt it! esp. if the pimps have to do the (uh) prostitute's, prostitute's laundry

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did you drink tussin?

[executioneer]

not if i can help it, it's fuckin nasty

[Womti]

I looooooooooove tussin :love

[DevilWearsPrada]

dear willie,

I looooooooooove tussin :love , ?

[Evil Robot]

When will Washington realize that the North Koreans are just playing us for chumps and that they all have a good laugh at the Non Alignment Movement meetings?

[executioneer]

neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

If you asked yourself the the unanswerable question and was able to give the unanswerable answer would the universe unravel?

[Evil Robot]

Yer gonna get him stuck in a loop again.

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

If you asked yourself the the unanswerable question and was able to give the unanswerable answer would the universe unravel?

didn't doug adams write a whole bunch of books about that

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie,

are you from a far away up-space?

[executioneer]

well it's NAMED after a far away up-space, i guess

[elx]

WILLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

[elx]

why doesn't the leader like me? he's been mean since i registered :(

[The Leader]

Dear Willie,

Could you tell elx that the reason I don't seem to like her is because the only tail that I could possibly ever get is under aged auspie tail but because of this I have spent time in the klink? Whenever I see a post by elx I am reminded of this and get nervous, causing me to lash out. Also I'm probably just a jerk.
??????????????

[elx]

dearest willie, what did the leader's previous post mean? i don't speak jerkface.

[The Leader]

Dear Willie,

Why is elx such a bitch?

Love, the Leader.

[elx]

dearest willie,

could you please explain to the leader that i could totally take him and kick his ass so he should be a little nicer to me for his own sake.

[The Leader]

Dear Willie,

Why wasn't elx aborted like she should have been?

Your pal,
The Leader

[elx]

dearest willie,

why wont he just be nice? i want to be his friend.

[The Leader]

Dear Willie,

:tear

[executioneer]

dearest willie,

why wont he just be nice? i want to be his friend.

the leader is probably a jerk because he thinks it's what is expected of him on this website because a lot of people on here are jerks :(

[Evil Robot]

I have a hard time telling the difference between slot car controllers and handguns, both from a distance and when I'm holding them. What measures can I take to avoid further accidents?

[executioneer]

just make sure to practice proper muzzle control whenever you're pointing ANYTHING with a trigger - don't aim it at something you aren't trying to kill

[stevetothepast]

I am compelled to buy things on infomercials at 3am. the latest being an oven that Mr. T endorsed:\ any suggestions?

[executioneer]

try and limit yourself to one celebrity-endorsed item purchase per month, and remember: that celebrity is required by law to attend your funeral if you die in a house fire caused by their terrible electric device

[Evil Robot]

Why do both cable and DSL connections go down when it rains? And furthermore, why do the companies that run them lie and tell me that they are not down when they clearly are?

[executioneer]

i'm guessing incompetent hardware installers for the first and incompetent helpdesk workers for the second

[Dimnos]

My DSL works great in the rain. My satalite... Not so much. Thank you Hulu!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Going to Nashville Ten a C on friday. I might need to adjust my dialect/diction when I get there. I'm sure I'll have to ask for Soda or is everything Coke there? I.E. If I want a sprite do I ask for clear Coke?

Dear Willie,

Will I have to ask for clear coke?

[executioneer]

apparently about 77% of the population does call them cokes. i don't know about "clear coke" though. you probably can still ask for sprite and get it, just don't expect a caffeinated cola if someone asks you if you "want a coke"

[Evil Robot]

CRYSTAL GRAVY?

[executioneer]

crystal blue persuasion, uh-huh

[Shrubfest]

What colour should I dye the blonde streak above my left ear next? I've got 'pine green' and 'lilac'. I am happy to purchace other colours though.
Ta.

[executioneer]

crimson, maybe? of the two you have lilac sounds better

[stevetothepast]

Dear Willie,

I can't find the third whistle. :(

[Evil Robot]

I have recently come into some money and I would like to buy a train. Do they have train dealers or should I contact the nearest train factory?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

I can't find the third whistle. :(
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/file/525245/48484 ?

[executioneer]

I have recently come into some money and I would like to buy a train. Do they have train dealers or should I contact the nearest train factory?
http://www.railmerchants.net/ ithink is a place to start

or more specifically http://www.railmerchants.net/trainsets/index.htm

or you could try contacting the American Association of Private Railroad Car Owners http://www.aaprco.com/

[Shrubfest]

Willie, I am ill. Do I have swine flu?

[Colonel Flagg]

Willie, I have a bad headache, and I've just taken 3 extra-strength acetominophen tabs - how long do I have to wait before it gets better?

[executioneer]

Willie, I am ill. Do I have swine flu?

i could've sworn i answered this in another thread :x

[executioneer]

Willie, I have a bad headache, and I've just taken 3 extra-strength acetominophen tabs - how long do I have to wait before it gets better?

it's probably already better :( usually takes 25minutes give or take a few depending on when you ate last and other factors

[Sam]

Willie, do I have Swine Flu? :(

[executioneer]

do you hav flue symptoms

[Sam]

yes :(

[executioneer]

do you know anyone who had swime flu

[Sam]

not personally, but it's been in my town :(

[executioneer]

wwweeelll i personally think its unlikely but you might want to get it checked by a doctor if you're worried

[MajorScales]

http://www.bellingham-subdued-excitement.com/scenic-drive.html

I did Chuck-A-Nut Drive (have you?) and you must with a young lady :love along the way is a very nice restaurant in a curve that serves fancy seafood that was amazing...not sure if its still there though.

[Esuohlim]

Willie I think I've got Swan flu but I've been feeling like a goose lately :x What should I do?

[executioneer]

umm i haven't no hahah not as far as i know

[Wiffles]

Hi mister Willie. I know you like to have fun, have you tried using a pallet jack as a kick scooter? ^.^

[executioneer]

Willie I think I've got Swan flu but I've been feeling like a goose lately :x What should I do?
i think you should duck because im gonna throw something at you :P

[executioneer]

Hi mister Willie. I know you like to have fun, have you tried using a pallet jack as a kick scooter? ^.^
yes but it's not really all that fun. it's more fun to do donuts on a forklift :eek

[Wiffles]

Cool, nothing like Rear wheel steering. Those things turn on a dime. Have you tried roller-conveyor sledging? That is fun too if you have a long roller-conveyor ^^

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Willie, do you think it's prudent in today's economic climate to move into the field of culinary arts?

[executioneer]

Cool, nothing like Rear wheel steering. Those things turn on a dime. Have you tried roller-conveyor sledging? That is fun too if you have a long roller-conveyor ^^
we don't have one 'a thems :(

[executioneer]

Dear Willie, do you think it's prudent in today's economic climate to move into the field of culinary arts?
well i think that it's a good fallback skillset to have but i wouldn't make that youor primary career path cause it might be awful hard to get good wages? idk i've only ever had the one job :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

Should I talk to my ex-girlfriend again. Hopefully you respond in like 10 seconds.

Bill

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

Should I talk to my ex-girlfriend again. Hopefully you respond in like 10 seconds.

Bill

whoops this was longer than 10 seconds :( idk, consider whether the reason you weren't talking to her before is still applicable maybe

THINK ABOUT IT THINK THINK ABOUT IT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:( :( :(

[Dixie]

Dear Willie,
what's your favorite radio station?

[executioneer]

http://www.kzok.com/ seattle's ONLY classic rock station

[Tadao]

Willie,
Did you know about the Fireball Festival?

r3Nbt6ojkTQ

[stevetothepast]

Dear Willie, What are your thoughts on the shower sponge. Does it make a man homosexual to use one?

http://kennedyindustries.com/images/shower_sponge.jpeg

[executioneer]

Willie,
Did you know about the Fireball Festival?

r3Nbt6ojkTQ
i didn't! el salvador seems like a place i'd want to visit though :(

[executioneer]

Dear Willie, What are your thoughts on the shower sponge. Does it make a man homosexual to use one?

http://kennedyindustries.com/images/shower_sponge.jpeg
only if it gives you a boner when you use it

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's the only way you can manwash.

[Pub Lover]

Hey Willie, if I posted that XKCD comic that made you mad, would I get banned? :eek


BTW, I didn't find it funny either. However, I smiled at you being mad at the whole comic for doing it. Smile. :)

[executioneer]

probably :( it'd just be for a month though

[MajorScales]

Hey, Willie...I ordered a motorcycle wheel off Ebay from Seattle, how long will it take to get to Toronto?

[executioneer]

twelve days (I AM TOTALLY GUESSING)

[Evil Robot]

How do I know if I speak Spanish?

[executioneer]

you could try watching sabado gigante and see if you can tell what the fuck is going on

[Dimnos]

Do Mexicans even know what the fuck is going on in that show?

[executioneer]

hahaha i was HOPING language was the key to getting it but i don't really know

[MattJack]

Willie,

Why the hell can't I beat Sim Tower?

[Evil Robot]

Al Queda?

[executioneer]

that's probably a funnier response than what i would've had :lol

[executioneer]

but anyways don't most simgames like that not really HAVE a winning point or goal? wikipedia says that two possible goals to go for are 15000 population or to build a cathedral on top and have a wedding in it

[Aimless]

Dear Willie,

The last time I sent my father an angry email he had a heart attack, should I allow him to keep being a twat to avoid killing him?

<3, Me.

[executioneer]

maybe try sugarcoating it a little next time? idk if an email gives the dude an angry heart attack he needs to learn some anger management :(

[Aimless]

last time all I said was that if this was the sort of relationship that he wanted to have with me (none at all) that's fine with me and I hope that if anything happens to me he will be able to look back on our relationship and be okay with it. :/

[The Leader]

Aimless, your dad is a pussy.

Dear Willie,

Why do the miniatures sold by Games Workshop cost so much?

Love, The Leader

[Aimless]

He's a bald pussy.

[executioneer]

well if you're really ok with not having a relationship with him, giving him heart attacks via e-mail will do it :( otherwise yeah tone it down a little, i guess :\ THIS IS A TOUGH ONE

[Aimless]

well if you're really ok with not having a relationship with him, giving him heart attacks via e-mail will do it :( otherwise yeah tone it down a little, i guess :\ THIS IS A TOUGH ONE

You did good, willie. Thanks <3

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

Why do the miniatures sold by Games Workshop cost so much?

Love, The Leader

i guess cause people will pay that much for em!

for me to want to pay that much though they'd need to be already painted + probably made out of some sort of metal

[The Leader]

They have pewter ones, but they cost even more per figure. :C

[Aimless]

and if you don't paint them just right all the details get filled in.

[executioneer]

it's possible they pay extra cause they're from england, too, i guess

[The Leader]

They're just as expensive in Germany, so I don't know. I think maybe you were right the first time and Games Workshop is a bunch of dicks, but I don't know. :(

[executioneer]

last time i played wh i used little torn up squares of paper with unit type written on them and it was probably just as fun (except probably heavier paper would've been better as they tended to get moved by air currents)

[The Leader]

Yeah, I bought them more for the miniatures themselves but I quit when I was ten and my parents made me start using my own money. :/

[Pub Lover]

Mister Mobbs, how are you feeling of late?

[executioneer]

a little stressed but otherwise fine. my job is going thru some changes and i'm not sure if i'm gonna like 'em. I'll still have one, at least, so i can't throw any television sets thru windows just yet

[Tadao]

Willie, If you ever come down to LA to say hi to RoG, can I meet you at a bar and buy you a few drinks.

[executioneer]

Willie, If you ever come down to LA to say hi to RoG, can I meet you at a bar and buy you a few drinks.

probably! i'm almost 100% sure i'm gonna go to comicon 2010 maybe then

[MajorScales]

Hey Willie on a scale of 1 to 10 how much am I hated by most of the Mods on this forum? :lol

[executioneer]

well since you've been gone a while i think it's probably down to about a 6 or 7

[MajorScales]

:\ I can try harder

[executioneer]

you don't have to if you don't wanna man it's up to you

[MajorScales]

I can't believe Jixby is banned :\ he's like a friend of Mr.Mockery...it is rather disillusioning.

[executioneer]

well i bet if he actually had any interest in coming back he coulda by now

i mean even if it was thru a character or something, i mean he's moved a couple times since then so his IP is never gonna match so who'd be able to tell

[Wiffles]

I hope Jixby is not forever gone. But who knows, he could be me or YOU O.O

But theres always going to be a little jixby in all of us ;)

[Babs]

Didn't Jixby fuck up on the secret santa? CIG informed of this awhile back.

Speaking of CIG, I miss her

http://www.popnko.com/imock/CIGweb.jpg

NEVER FORGET

[executioneer]

she's still here, see if you can guess what she changed her name to

[Babs]

hmmmm... first guess

Dixie.

I want to change my name now :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

How did I ever miss that picture of CIG?

[Evil Robot]

This is post #666, does that mean anything?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

How did I ever miss that picture of CIG?

idk, i'm not 100% sure i saw it either cause you'd think i'd remember something like that :eek

[executioneer]

This is post #666, does that mean anything?

it means that this thread is the caretaker of the damned

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ohh, I wanted to get to be post 666 on 9/9/09 :orgasm

[Kitsa]

Dear Willie,

Yesterday I was coming home from the grocery store and there was this guy doing some sort of not-polished martial arts shit in his driveway. It looked like it was trying to be tai chi but came off more like that Star Wars kid. Why would he put himself on display in the middle of his driveway, on a busy street, before he had his technique somewhat perfected?

Thanks,

Kitsa

ps- he had on dirty sweatpants and one of those wolf shirts (http://www.equineaddicts.com/proddetail.asp?prod=101002), if that helps.

[Dimnos]

ohh, I wanted to get to be post 666 on 9/9/09 :orgasm

Dear Willie,
My computer shows that 10K's post asking about CiGs pic was post #666. Is this not the case? :confused

[Evil Robot]

I'll be damned your right!

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

Yesterday I was coming home from the grocery store and there was this guy doing some sort of not-polished martial arts shit in his driveway. It looked like it was trying to be tai chi but came off more like that Star Wars kid. Why would he put himself on display in the middle of his driveway, on a busy street, before he had his technique somewhat perfected?

Thanks,

Kitsa

ps- he had on dirty sweatpants and one of those wolf shirts (http://www.equineaddicts.com/proddetail.asp?prod=101002), if that helps.
maybe he's using the embarrasment as a motivator to improve? idk

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,
My computer shows that 10K's post asking about CiGs pic was post #666. Is this not the case? :confused
i thought that was the post he was talking about! it still woulda been cool if it'd been on 9/9/09 haha

[stevetothepast]

Dear Willie,

Is there anything better than watching Judge Mathis?

[Kitsa]

cuba gooding sr. was on Judge Joe Brown yesterday.

[executioneer]

i never watched any judge show but judge judy so i can't give any kind of opinion on judge shows :(

[Shrubfest]

Willie, should I take the plaster off my arm?

[executioneer]

only if a doctor did not put it there!

[stevetothepast]

Sellin many of those tees willie?

[executioneer]

i think only myself and jixby bought one, but they didn't really look good so i'm trying to come up with a picture that works with the awful contrast level that cafepress tends to turn out

[Shrubfest]

Willie, what colour should my hair be next? The red is washing out.

[executioneer]

blue-green

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Die it black with the underneath red. So its only noticeable when you have your hair up. That'd be hot.

[Pub Lover]

Mister Mobbs, the PYPH & NEW USER threads are full of chat. This is a terrible way of keeping the board. Would you please put all such "junk chat" in the proper place of disposal?

[Kitsa]

Willie,

Why do people find "I'm sorry that you're an idiot" to be an unacceptable apology for calling them an idiot?

[executioneer]

probably because they're in denial about being an idiot

[captain516]

Willie, I want to ask a girl out, but I'm afraid she'll say yes because I have no money or means of transportation. What do I do?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear Willie,

I want to buy a new couch but its 12 feet long composed of 3 sections. My living room is only 12.5 feet long and it will block off access to the next room. It's a really really nice couch though. It's 40% off until tonight though. I'll try and put a picture up of it when I get home.

10K

[MLE]

Dear Willie,

Is it wrong to hate the "buttered popcorn" flavor of Jelly Belly jelly beans?

<3, MLE

[executioneer]

Willie, I want to ask a girl out, but I'm afraid she'll say yes because I have no money or means of transportation. What do I do?

i'd be more afraid she'd say NO because you have no money or means of transportation

oh who am i kidding i'd be afraid she'd say yes too :(

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

I want to buy a new couch but its 12 feet long composed of 3 sections. My living room is only 12.5 feet long and it will block off access to the next room. It's a really really nice couch though. It's 40% off until tonight though. I'll try and put a picture up of it when I get home.

10K

oh dear is it too late for a answer to this one? if it's sectional can't you put one part of it on a different wall so as to not block the doorway?

[executioneer]

Dear Willie,

Is it wrong to hate the &quot;buttered popcorn&quot; flavor of Jelly Belly jelly beans?

<3, MLE

i don't think so! the only thing it's really *wrong* to hate are kitties and doggies

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

oh dear is it too late for a answer to this one? if it's sectional can't you put one part of it on a different wall so as to not block the doorway?

I ended up getting it maybe more to spite my roommate. There's going to be about 6-8 inches of squeezing room from the wall. Its an investment.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/2009-10-13195529.jpg

[stevetothepast]

someone should photoshop a couple big strippers into this pic.

[executioneer]

"for spite" is the best reason to do anything, really

[Kitsa]

This is how far I got before I got tired.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/meh.jpg

Unfortunately when you google "fat stripper" it just brings up a bunch of ugly guys in fat stripper costumes.

[Guitar Woman]

Willie, what's a good bank to use?

I'm opening a bank account tomorrow and I got basically no knowledge of banks.

[executioneer]

i don't know banks either :( i've always been a member of a credit union and they've never steered me wrong, so if you can join one of those you might look into it!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Willie, what's a good bank to use?

I'm opening a bank account tomorrow and I got basically no knowledge of banks.

What banks do you have close to you? ATM fees for each? how many branches? Do they charge you for checks? Minimum balance without a fee? Savings account without a fee?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

edit: double

[kgp4death]

What percentage of people will like my hack willie? and will the percentage increase if I kill myself?

[Kitsa]

Did you join to promote your hack?

[kgp4death]

Initially yes, I never heard of this place before I got into rom hacking. But, this place has grown on me. Funny though because if i didn't post anything about my hack I probably wouldn't have gotten as bad a negative persona here. So double edge sword as is life.

[The Leader]

Willie, why haven't you banned this moron?

[Sam]

Willie will you take away Microshocks edit button so when I make fun of him about something he can't edit his post? >:

[executioneer]

GUYS I DONT WANT TO MOD STUFF I JUST WANNA DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAY

[Evil Robot]

how do i become senator of new york?

[executioneer]

same way you become senator of any other state, you gotta suck a lot of c*cks

[Evil Robot]

WAAPIIIISHHSHHSHSHHHH BOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF BISSHHHHHHHHH ?

[Evil Robot]

Im sorry what I meant to say is whats the capital of Thailand?

[Evil Robot]

No what I really want to ask is how do Chinese people name their childrens?

[executioneer]

they name em all backwards

[Fathom Zero]

Willie, is it better to have loved and lost than never having loved at all?

[executioneer]

nah

[Shrubfest]

Willie, why do my intestines hate me at the moment? Is it stress, my contraception, or what? It makes me sad.
Also, hair is blue now, as advised.

[executioneer]

i dunno probably both! and maybe diet as well

[stevetothepast]

Willie, Is that your new car in the other thread? And if so, are you doing any serious cruisin USA?

[Sacks]

Willie how is it that this is the only place left on the internet that isn't full of people constantly complaining about their girlfriends or talking about how much they hate black people?

[executioneer]

Willie, Is that your new car in the other thread? And if so, are you doing any serious cruisin USA?

yeah :eek

i havent done any serious cruisin yet because i havent had much opportunity, but i probably will sometime soon! i gotta get a stereo system for it the one its got doesnt work

[executioneer]

Willie how is it that this is the only place left on the internet that isn't full of people constantly complaining about their girlfriends or talking about how much they hate black people?

because hating black people will cause total bitches to be attracted to you, i guess?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Deer Willie,

Why is there not a punisher emote?

(:=

[executioneer]

there's plenty of emotiocons already i think :(

[stevetothepast]

Willie, why can't I choose canada english, I don't like British english

[executioneer]

man they already spell it colour why you gotta complain

[Sacks]

Willie I just seasoned a brisket and threw it on the smoker. My hands smell delicious. Do you think I can get babes this way?

[elx]

dearest willie,

can a reality truly be subjective? if a reality is something as it actually exists, is it not a constant? does the interpretation of the reality allow it to become fact for one and opinion for another? is the reality what varies or the perception of the reality? can something be true for one and be something totally different for another?

love,
elx

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Willie,

Should I take the tram to gwar and drink a lot or drive to gwar and have less fun?

[Evil Robot]

Do you really need willie to answer that? Seriously it's fucking GWAR. GO! If your going to a place that has a bar you might even be able to share a drink with Dave if you can get past his "entourage" of vomit stained T shirts. BTW If he tells you his name is Abdul from pakistan and that you are mistaken you are not mistaken, that is his pen name.

[Evil Robot]

Now I have a question, I understand nuclear physics and can build a hydrogen bomb if given the proper materials but I don't understand "Deal or No Deal". Am I alone?

[executioneer]

Willie I just seasoned a brisket and threw it on the smoker. My hands smell delicious. Do you think I can get babes this way?
totally

[executioneer]

dearest willie,

can a reality truly be subjective? if a reality is something as it actually exists, is it not a constant? does the interpretation of the reality allow it to become fact for one and opinion for another? is the reality what varies or the perception of the reality? can something be true for one and be something totally different for another?

love,
elx
reality is only subjective from outside itself, the only way to percieve subjective reality is to remove yourself from reality thru the use of hallucinogenic drugs

[executioneer]

Willie,

Should I take the tram to gwar and drink a lot or drive to gwar and have less fun?
you could drive and get a motel near the venue you can walk to, maybe? that might be too much money though :( otherwise yeah tram

[executioneer]

Now I have a question, I understand nuclear physics and can build a hydrogen bomb if given the proper materials but I don't understand "Deal or No Deal". Am I alone?
man just imagine they've replaced the highest prize amount with a suitcase h-bomb that'll probably help

[Evil Robot]

If I am collecting twelve faggots in a nigardly fashion will I have enough time to make the bon fire before it gets dark?

[executioneer]

i dunno i'd think you'd need something bigger to make a proper bonfire

[elx]

dearest willie,

is the reason they play hockey in a rink as they do so that they'll always have ice readily available to them? :3

love,
elx

[Esuohlim]

Hey Willie you like the Hitchhiker's Guide books, right? Some dude named Eion Colfer took over for Douglas Adams and I just found out today that the first new book has been out for a few weeks, but I don't know if I should waste my time! What do you think?

[executioneer]

dearest willie,

is the reason they play hockey in a rink as they do so that they'll always have ice readily available to them? :3

love,
elx
i guess so? unless you count field hockey

[executioneer]

Hey Willie you like the Hitchhiker's Guide books, right? Some dude named Eion Colfer took over for Douglas Adams and I just found out today that the first new book has been out for a few weeks, but I don't know if I should waste my time! What do you think?
i think it sounds like horse puckey, but haven't read any of it so that's mostly baseless

[Tadao]

Dear Willie,

Would you suggest that they start the secret santa now if they do decide to do it, or would you be more like me and think that 2 months is not enough time for these slackers.

[executioneer]

we should get started on secret santa for 2011 :lol

[Evil Robot]

Did those two cops who shot the monkey ever getting around to finding someone else to write the next stimulus bill?

[executioneer]

yeah they got a horse, hope everyone enjoys sugar cube subsidies

[MattJack]

sugar cube subsidies

:love

[stevetothepast]

willie, I'm trying to think of this cartoon from the early to mid nineties, it was all about greek mythology and aired on saturday mornings for sure. Do you know what it is?

[executioneer]

i know you said 90s but just to be sure, it's not this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131190/), right

[stevetothepast]

ya it is actually. I thought it was newer than 81. I'd been looking through lists of cartoons from the 90's all day. THANK YOU!

[The Leader]

Dear Willie,
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69703420

:(