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| Sep 3rd, 2003 06:55 PM | ||
| sadie | gee, i thought i recognized those buck teeth. | |
| Sep 3rd, 2003 03:17 PM | ||
| Phil the anorak | I meant where on the body wally! | |
| Sep 3rd, 2003 02:53 PM | ||
| FS |
On camping trips. 
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| Sep 3rd, 2003 02:50 PM | ||
| Phil the anorak |
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| Sep 3rd, 2003 04:12 AM | ||
| sadie | phil, do you enjoy being worn on camping trips? | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 03:52 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba | Wait, wait. Is soundest refering to me, or the other retard? | |
| Sep 1st, 2003 05:45 PM | ||
| soundtest |
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| Sep 1st, 2003 03:55 PM | ||
| Phil the anorak |
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| Aug 31st, 2003 05:19 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
CaptainBubba's #5 made me LOL 
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| Aug 31st, 2003 02:41 PM | ||
| soundtest |
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| Aug 31st, 2003 02:27 PM | ||
| Phil the anorak |
Re: Best way to get a girlfriend?? Quote:
Otherwise, just be yourself unless you are like Charles Manson. 
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| Aug 30th, 2003 11:10 PM | ||
| Blue | I met my girl in a chat room and now were engaged eheh. Just dont bother getting involved with someone 50000 miles away. Its a waste of time if you cant see them. | |
| Aug 30th, 2003 08:20 PM | ||
| shadetree |
CaptainBubba can you rape my face now? HGUHUAGAHUGAUGHGOODHUAGUGHHOAOHOAO |
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| Aug 30th, 2003 08:12 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
1. BAKE HER A CAKE. BUT HOLD IT AT YOUR WAIST AND WHEN SHE PUTS HER HAND IN THE CAKE SHELL GRAB YOUR DICK. GIRLS CANT RESIST A CLEVER GUY. 2. SCALP HER. THE EVENT WILL BRING YOU CLOSER TOGETHER AND ESTABLISH A MEANINGFUL BOND. FOR BROWNIE POINTS YOU CAN THROW THE SCALP IN THE FISHBOWL. 3. VERBALLY ABUSE HER. THIS DOESN'T REALLY GET YOU ANY CLOSER BUT IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU MIGHT END UP KILLING HER. 4. MAKE HER A CARD. OK THIS ONE IS A NO GO. SORRY. 5. WEAR HER CLOTHES. THIS WAY SHE'LL HAVE TO WALK AROUND NAKED UNTIL YOU LET HER HAVE THEM BACK. TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.  6. KILL HER LOVED ONES. WHEN THEY'RE ALL GONE YOU'LL BE THE ONLY ONE SHE HAS TO TURN TO. 7. RAPE HER. 8. PAINT YOUSELF BLACK. JUNGLE FEVER. NUFF SAID. 9. USE THE WORD "CUNT" LIBERALLY. IT HELPS TO KNOW WHAT TURNS A GAL ON. 10. KILL YOURSELF. CHICKS DIG A GUY WHO PLANS FOR THE FUTURE |
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| Aug 30th, 2003 07:58 PM | ||
| shadetree |
Go to the mall, jump up on a table in the foodcourt. Remove your shirt with a simple tearing manoeuvre. Beat your chest with your fists while shouting jungle-like phrases and uttrances. Or else volunteer for something hot girls like. This does not include suprise sex. |
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| Aug 1st, 2003 02:30 PM | ||
| KILLADEUCE |
Match.com doesnt seem like a terribly bad idea, but i am very wary of doing any type of dating through the net... Half the time you don't even know the true Gender of some of these people... I mean you meat a "Girl" on match.com... Wine her... Dine her... Get her home. Put ya hand's Down her pant's and ya holding a tree trunk... <Shameless Dice clay rip-off> |
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| Aug 1st, 2003 12:58 PM | ||
| Jeanette X | He's about 2 hours away. Could be worse. | |
| Aug 1st, 2003 12:57 PM | ||
| sadie |
omg. let me pop my jaw back into place, so i can say that you, snakeass, just haven't been paying close attention.  and jeanette, do you and your boyfriend live in the same vicinity? |
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| Aug 1st, 2003 12:26 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
May I suggest Match.com? I met my bf on there. We've been together for 7 months. Hint: Use your AIM name. Then, pick out the names of people you like and stick them on your AIM list. Talk to them and see if its the same person. Sometimes it is. |
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| Jul 31st, 2003 05:10 PM | ||
| Royal Tenenbaum |
Sadie finally provides a useful and excellent response.
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| Jul 31st, 2003 02:20 AM | ||
| sadie | Hey! My name is crash0814, and I'm a moron! | |
| Jul 30th, 2003 08:56 PM | ||
| crash0814 | Hey! I like Spike Jonze! | |
| Jul 28th, 2003 08:42 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba | I can't think of a single reason why this thread shouldn't be a sticky. | |
| Jul 25th, 2003 02:49 PM | ||
| soundtest |
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Thanks!
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| Jul 25th, 2003 01:04 AM | ||
| wreckreation | THIS IS THE INTERNET, TAKE A CHILL PILL | |
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