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Feb 25th, 2003 02:32 PM
sadie aw, chojin. he can't help it he's a stupidhead.
Feb 25th, 2003 02:31 PM
Anonymous stfu
Feb 25th, 2003 02:19 PM
Skulhedface How did that post end up here? I posted it in a whole different thread!

Weird...
Feb 25th, 2003 01:58 PM
Anonymous who r u even talking 2
Feb 25th, 2003 01:47 PM
Skulhedface No, I really AM a condescending ass, I find that unlike you, it's not necessary to act like someone cool to be accepted by other people on the message boards.

Naptime calling your name, perhaps?
Feb 25th, 2003 01:06 PM
Anonymous I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT
Feb 25th, 2003 01:02 PM
Protoclown CHOJIN MADE ME LOL ALL OVER THIS DAMN THREAD
Feb 25th, 2003 01:01 PM
Anonymous SNAKE HITS 'EM WHERE IT COUNTS!
Feb 25th, 2003 12:52 PM
Royal Tenenbaum How to get a girlfriend? Don't be Jamesman.
Feb 25th, 2003 05:31 AM
MrAdventure I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD JOKE ABOUT WIFE BEATING! LOL


Disclaimer: LOL YOU ARE A JOKE GETTING GUY RIGHT WELL THAT STATEMENT WAS NOT A JOKE LOL I HATE YOU SKULHEDFAC AND WIFE BEATING ISNT FUNNY

I HOPE SOMEONE BEATS YOUR WIFE AND I BET YOU'LL BE LIKE "WHO IS BEATING MY WIFE?" AND THEN IT'S A DOG
Feb 25th, 2003 02:43 AM
sadie LOLOL. I'M A GWAR-LISTENING COOL FOOL. AND I PLAY CONDESCENDING ARSE ON THE INTERNET. LOLOL.
Feb 25th, 2003 01:06 AM
Skulhedface lol that's better
Feb 25th, 2003 01:03 AM
MaskedMonk Um, I can only use your MOM every 24 hours! In BED!
Feb 25th, 2003 12:59 AM
Skulhedface Sadie, Sadie, Sadie.... everything here is a joke. Sadly that includes you. Tsk tsk tsk.

Halloweeny? Go to a record store, brat. Find an album by the band called GWAR. Read back of said album.

This is fun!

But a little nitpick...shouldn't it be "Your mom was brushing HER teeth"? Let me explain... if it was your teeth, then his mom watched you brush your own teeth... bad mental image.

I'm not trying to be insulting, just correcting.
Feb 25th, 2003 12:59 AM
Anonymous You already used one whopper of a mom joke in the other thread. The rules of netiquette say that an attack that devastating can only be used once every 24 hours.

You uncouth cat's ane.
Feb 25th, 2003 12:57 AM
MaskedMonk um... your MOM was brushing my teeth pretty good last night... IN BED!!!!
Feb 25th, 2003 12:56 AM
Anonymous YOUR DAD BRUSHED YOUR TEETH A LOT WHEN YOU WERE A KID, HUH
Feb 24th, 2003 11:16 PM
MaskedMonk
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Dude, that totally looks like he's brushing his teeth, it's clearly not a dick.
Feb 24th, 2003 08:12 PM
sadie HEY! LOOK AT ME! I'VE GOT A SCARY HALLOWEENY ID. AND I SPEND SO MUCH TIME EXPLAINING MY OWN STUPID JOKES THAT I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANYONE ELSE'S.
Feb 24th, 2003 06:06 AM
MrAdventure STOP CALLING ME A ****** PLEASE, IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY YOU CAN USE YOUR TIME TO BEAT WOMEN INSTEAD OF CALLING ME A ******
Feb 24th, 2003 01:39 AM
Skulhedface

lol. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Feb 24th, 2003 01:37 AM
MrAdventure THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCUSE A WOMANIZING WIFE BEATER WOULD MAKE
Feb 24th, 2003 01:35 AM
Skulhedface Or maybe you could watch The Three Stooges. I believe they had not one, but TWO episodes about being cavemen in which they did the exact same thing. And were they not happily married for 25 years IRL?

Also, since this plane apparently flew MILES above your heads here...

Yes, that little original post was describing a CAVEMAN ritual. True or not, who knows, but Pop Culture says it happened this way. Who HASN'T heard stories about cavemen bringing mates back to their caves this way?

And, in case you STILL DON'T GET IT, it's a sarcastic way of saying that if you truly found this funny, AND NOT IN A SARCASTIC WAY, THEN YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN SAID CAVEMAN.

Jesus, didn't you people watch CARTOONS as a kid?

I thought you guys were good at subtle humor.
Feb 24th, 2003 01:23 AM
MrAdventure MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE A REPORT ON BEING NICE TO WOMEN SO I WOULD KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT BEATING WOMEN
Feb 24th, 2003 12:44 AM
Skulhedface Oh, the head hurts....

I didn't know such people existed. Now I know. Next time I'm in a World Civ class, I can write about the Land Of The Humorless.
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