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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 06:39 PM        HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND>>!>!!
FIRTS YOU MUST GO UP TO CHICK ADN SAY, WHATS UP BABY, THTAS A GOD PICK UP LIN. THEN TKAE HER TO HOUSE AND MAKE DOGGY. THTS HOW YOU GET GRLFREIND
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 06:42 PM       
WRONG FORUM, PENCIL DICK.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 06:44 PM       
TEH LVOELIN IS NOT FOR GRLFREINDS
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 06:50 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 06:52 PM       
DID YOU KNOW:

The best way to get a girlfriend is to give her something with your semen on it. The sperm gives off pheromones that will make her find you irresistable! Studies show it has a 68% success rate.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 06:54 PM       
MISINFOMAOTIN MAN THATY IS A GEINUS
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 07:00 PM       
I DON'T KNOW WHOSE CHARACTER THAT IS BUT I'M GLAD IT EXISTS
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 07:23 PM       
SGTGARYHARTMAN PLEEEZE MISPEEELE THINGSE MOER SOO THEYE AER FUNNEEIER!!! KTHNXBYE
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 10:06 PM       
--Misinformation Man--

I hope I never get a present from you!
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 07:09 AM       
Hartman, one day you're going to crave acceptance here and not get it and you'll regret all of this.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 08:00 AM       
Actually, Misinformation Man isn't that far off here. I remember back in '83 I hacked my second wife up, ejaculated on the bloody giblets about seven or eight times, and mailed them to my first ex-wife in Miami. She called me up and I expected to get the usual, "What the hell did you fucking mail me now?!?" but instead she's all like, "Damn, yer sperm smells fucking good, man. I'm coming over now."

Make a long story short, she flew down from Miami and we fucked like stoned rabbits. So yeah, the ejaculate-on-a-present idea does actually work.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 01:50 PM       
Screw you hippies for bumping this hella old topic.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 01:56 PM       
How bout I "bump" your head off a wall?
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:02 PM       
Hey THAT WAS ORIGINAL AND FUNNY LETS ALL FUCKING LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHA
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:53 PM       
You're gay.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 03:55 PM       
Oh my god dude, That really fucking hurt, Please keep up the EXCELLENT work.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 04:37 PM       
Why did that hurt? Are you upset about being gay? You'd think after so many years of anal prostitution at the dentist's office you would have grown to accept YOUR OWN life choices.

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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 04:51 PM       
ZINGER! Mammoth, that was the best thing I've ever heard! Please keep entertaining us with your awesome posts!!!!
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 06:02 AM       
Don't say "us" like you're part of anything here, colon slime.
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 02:51 PM       
Oh you're wrong Satan, I'm still a newbie here so at least I contribute SOMETHING for you assholes to rip on.
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 02:53 PM       
Well, we're all tired of your hole. So fuck off.
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 03:02 PM       
What happend to ignoring me Rongi? Why don't you just go and watch anime?
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 03:10 PM       
Well, we're all tired of your hole. So fuck off.
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
In case this slipped your memory Rongi, When I say your fucking stupid, your supposed to be a little bitch and say "I'm sorry " now say it.
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 03:24 PM       
Well, we're all tired of your hole. So fuck off.
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