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Oct 18th, 2019 01:08 PM
Dr. V
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
So what's it like. You know. Having sex?
It's a lot like watching the news.
Oct 18th, 2019 01:03 PM
Dr. V You guys want pictures, ok fine sheesh!
Jul 6th, 2019 10:17 PM
Nick Still?
Jun 27th, 2019 06:36 PM
Tadao ZBF still can't understand the basics like, fitting in, how time works, how GW is really is a 15yo girl and basic hygiene.
Jun 23rd, 2019 04:51 PM
zeldasbiggestfan We're all getting old, what the fuck man
Jun 23rd, 2019 04:49 PM
Esuohlim gross
Jun 23rd, 2019 03:51 PM
Tadao So what's it like. You know. Having sex?
Jun 21st, 2019 10:19 PM
Esuohlim Yeah I procreated too

Jun 17th, 2019 05:50 PM
Dr. V Oh we had another one.
Jun 9th, 2017 02:07 PM
Dr. V I'm a daddy.
Nov 6th, 2016 10:36 AM
Esuohlim Dr. V died in his sleep after a five-month battle with cancer you shithead
Nov 3rd, 2016 09:58 AM
Cosmo Electrolux anything? anything?
Oct 7th, 2015 03:12 PM
Cosmo Electrolux Well, I'm back. Any updates?
Mar 29th, 2014 04:35 PM
Cosmo Electrolux it was about 15 years ago...and no form, just a fee. I coughed up my $30 so I'm no longer pink in Bob's eyes.
Mar 28th, 2014 06:05 PM
Tadao Are you really? I suppose it's just a form and a fee.
Mar 28th, 2014 04:34 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I'm an ordained Subgenius minister...

Whoa...he could be on that sister wife show....
Mar 28th, 2014 12:20 PM
Tadao I wonder what church they met at? Was it Scientology? Was it the church of the subgenius? Is he mormon and can have more than 1 wife? Maybe satanic and they already sacrificed their first born.
Mar 28th, 2014 12:03 PM
Cosmo Electrolux message sent. I'll drop by in a couple of years to see what he said.
Mar 27th, 2014 06:53 PM
Cosmo Electrolux no...I guess I could. We'll see what happens.
Mar 27th, 2014 06:48 PM
Tadao Did you IM him? I think he might get an email.
Mar 27th, 2014 06:45 PM
Cosmo Electrolux How about now? Update your thread, for gods sake!
Sep 30th, 2013 07:23 PM
Dr. V Update: I hope the wait was worth it.
Jul 3rd, 2012 02:52 AM
Dr. V
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
wait, you were with someone for two and a half years, then she dumped you, and now you're married to someone you only knew for seven months prior?

boy oh boy, i can't wait for next year's installment of this thread!
Everything's great. Hope it lived up to your expectations.
Jun 3rd, 2011 08:14 AM
ThrashO Holy fucking shit stains. I don't know what's sadder, this guys first post or his second.
Mar 11th, 2011 12:01 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
wait, you were with someone for two and a half years, then she dumped you, and now you're married to someone you only knew for seven months prior?

boy oh boy, i can't wait for next year's installment of this thread!
Wait, you find it physically and mentally impossible to wait for the next year's installment of this thread?
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