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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 06:34 AM        My girlfriend of 2 1/2 just dumped me for no reason.
I feel like I want to cry and and sit motionless at the same time. I don't know what I feel actually. Pretty numb. I don't expect your guys' sympathy. I even expect to be called an emo pussy or something. I just wanted to type it all out so I could arrange my thoughts. Whoever mods this board can delete this if they want.
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 08:31 AM       
did she even say why? just gave you the old "it's not you, it's me" speech
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 09:20 AM       
When I dump a boyfriend of a deeply close and committed relationship and he asks why, I always say

"IT's NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS!"
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 10:35 AM       
I think I told the last girl I dumped that I hated her.....I believe in honesty
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 11:24 AM       
Has she told you why yet? Normally it isn't for no reason but something they've had built up for quite a while and they never felt comfortable telling you, not even after they dumped you.

You're a pussy/emo because you refer to yourself as one.

If she won't explain things, and you're really confused just post how the relationships was going the past few months leading up to this. Tell some kinda story cause you aren't being very descriptive.

Oh and don't go like... killing youself or anything like that. But you have clearance to cry because 2 1/2 is a pretty long time.
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 11:50 AM       
So she was 2 1/2 years old or 2 1/2 feet tall (or meters? if you're Canadian or something)? I'm confused.
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 02:37 PM       
Sucks dude. Sucks. Sleep with her friends before she sleeps with yours GO NOW TIME IS WASTING SHE IS ONE STEP AHEAD ALREADY MAKE HASTE.
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 03:01 PM       
I think "emotional shock" is the term you're looking for. Get some sleep if you can, and when you wake up you'll feel way better.

Also, avoid dwelling on this as much as possible later, that just makes you feel terrible again.
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 11:58 PM       
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I feel like I want to cry and and sit motionless at the same time. I don't know what I feel actually. Pretty numb. I don't expect your guys' sympathy. I even expect to be called an emo pussy or something. I just wanted to type it all out so I could arrange my thoughts. Whoever mods this board can delete this if they want.
Bummer, man. Dont worry, though. Compared to most of the threads in this section have been mostly shit for the last few weeks, this topic's pretty decent.
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 01:24 AM       
don't cry dude it's not like there isn't any puss left in the universe unless you're ugly and then you got problems man i'm sorry ugly boy
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 12:05 PM       
Women are fucking crazy dood. How old are you? If you are lyke under 65 then you should just sweat this broad.

My advice:

1. Don't talk to anyone about this, just bottle it all up inside of you with all your other problems.

2. Drink yourself to sleep at night.

3. Get you a fat girl or ugly girl (but don't tell yer friends!) and bone her like she's that girl from Myth Busters.

4. Grow a mustache to show your ex you mean business now.

5. Repeat steps 1-3 until you feel better about yourself and life in general.
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Old Sep 20th, 2007, 09:33 PM       
I concur. Alchohol is good.
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 09:59 PM       
Well, whatever you do don't become a atalker/physco and call her 25 times a day crying and/or showing up coincidentally where she is.
Are you guys young? Did you spend alot of time together? If so maybe she just needs space and her own freedom for ahwile. If that's what she needs then leave her be. You never know what could happen in the future. In the meantime go out and HAVE FUN!!
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 02:59 AM       
Dr. Volsh did you kill yourself
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 01:23 PM       
nobody ever breaks up with you for "no reason"
you're either really dense or in deep denial.
it's been a couple of weeks since you posted that so maybe you're back together, but i say if she wants you back you tell her to fuck off.
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Old Oct 10th, 2007, 08:32 AM       
listen to Mischief....
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Old Oct 10th, 2007, 09:37 AM       
I demand an update on this issue.
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Old Oct 10th, 2007, 01:17 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2007, 01:23 PM       
That's right!

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Old Oct 12th, 2007, 05:37 AM       
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But you have clearance to cry because 2 1/2 is a pretty long time.
MAN LAW NUMBER 85.

There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

So, sorry buddy, no crying. Hey, she dumped you.
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Old Oct 13th, 2007, 02:46 PM       
I cried when ET dies in the film ET (although it turned out he didn't really die, he was just faking it or something. Either way he went all white). That should probably on the list.
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Old Oct 13th, 2007, 11:52 PM       
Oh, and the soprano aria in the Introit of Mozart's Requiem.
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Old Oct 14th, 2007, 12:06 AM       
Little girl's dead dad level in EBA. ;_;
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Old Oct 14th, 2007, 02:58 PM       
NO! NO CRYING ALLOWED YOU PANSIES!
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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 10:33 AM       
i got a little sniffly at that too GW ;<
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