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| Mar 7th, 2005 05:08 PM | |||
| BlueOatmeal | You know I really didn't think my advice thread would get this deep and involved and I'm afraid I cannot help you anymore for fear of fucking up someone elses life. My last bit of advice for you its to follow your dick! Let it take you where it wants to go! | ||
| Mar 7th, 2005 12:58 AM | |||
| Raize | Okay never mind. The work girl is back in the picture again. I'm having problems refraining from being interested in women. I might not be able to keep my celibacy vow. Should I let my parents know this? | ||
| Mar 2nd, 2005 11:56 AM | |||
| Helm | no | ||
| Mar 2nd, 2005 11:55 AM | |||
| Anonymous | is there a joke virus going around today | ||
| Mar 2nd, 2005 11:38 AM | |||
| Helm | some do | ||
| Mar 2nd, 2005 11:14 AM | |||
| Anonymous | 'turn'? | ||
| Mar 2nd, 2005 02:22 AM | |||
| Raize |
Okay. More updates: The girl above is like hardly even an issue anymore. We're just friends. The other work girl is just a friend too. No plans with either of them. Another girl I know is about to start where I work and yet another girl is with a buddy of mine now but for some reason is a slut and hit on me this past weekend. Should I just turn gay and tell all these fucking women off? |
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| Feb 1st, 2005 11:30 PM | |||
| BlueOatmeal | It might. It seems that girls love to make boys jelous. Tell her how you feel. Tell her that you want to sex her up good and that you'll never leave her and you will always love her. You really don't have to follow through on that. It really doesn't matter after you get what you wanted. | ||
| Feb 1st, 2005 12:42 AM | |||
| Raize |
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| Jan 20th, 2005 06:18 PM | |||
| kellychaos | I like the cut of your jib, sir. Very sassy. Very sassy, indeed! | ||
| Jan 20th, 2005 06:12 PM | |||
| Anonymous |
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| Jan 20th, 2005 05:53 PM | |||
| Helm | sshut the fukc up moron | ||
| Jan 20th, 2005 05:06 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
I am NOT sexy! 
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| Jan 20th, 2005 03:45 PM | |||
| ziggytrix |
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| Jan 19th, 2005 08:15 PM | |||
| kellychaos | I'm sending a hand-crafted, macaroni valentine to all those that responeded to this thread ... with sparklies. | ||
| Jan 19th, 2005 11:20 AM | |||
| Matt Harty | call and ask nicely | ||
| Jan 19th, 2005 09:23 AM | |||
| Helm | Take that god-damn sig off. I am cashing in ALL my i-mockery club points (accumulated through years of monetary contributions to the forum, the zombie movie and by spotting a lot of pickleman secrets ON MY OWN) to get you to change that signature or be BANNED mister. You've been warned. I'll take it up in the next i-mockery vet newsletter. | ||
| Jan 18th, 2005 07:19 PM | |||
| Anonymous | That only goes half for you | ||
| Jan 18th, 2005 07:17 PM | |||
| Pub Lover |
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| Jan 18th, 2005 06:47 PM | |||
| Sojourn | Or hopefully victimized by it. | ||
| Jan 17th, 2005 11:19 PM | |||
| Anonymous | no seriously i think you're creepy and will probably be arrested for attempted rape at some point in your life | ||
| Jan 17th, 2005 09:10 PM | |||
| BlueOatmeal | Your such a kidder. You less than three me! | ||
| Jan 17th, 2005 07:05 PM | |||
| Anonymous | i hate you and your character | ||
| Jan 17th, 2005 06:11 PM | |||
| BlueOatmeal | Thank you for the help kelly. I'm still trying to bloom into a beautiful advice guy and its always heart-warming when someone helps me out in a gentle, sexy way. <3 | ||
| Jan 15th, 2005 05:15 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
Dear Mr. Oatmeal, I think that I would have went with the standard, "Sex in the workplace always comes to no good" ... or something like that. Feel free to embellish on that. XXXXXOOOOOO |
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