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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 03:56 AM        The BlueOatmeal Advice thread!
Come get advice from someone who has no godamn right giving advice dealing with matters such as sex, love, relationships, etc.

If you want tips about masturbating then I will indeed hook you the fuck up.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 04:04 AM       
If the TV show Wings lasted beyond 2002, how would you think they would handle the whole 9/11 incident in a episode.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 04:17 AM       
No doubt it would have been done in a tasteful yet funny way.

Roy would do something sleazy like make a funny special like "Aeromass is the bomb! All tickets half off."

Lowell in his goodnature man-child ways would go to New York and help fix all the broken planes.

Joe and Helen would have sex

Brian would do something immature and maybe also have sex with a stranger and then dump her to have sex with her sister

Antonio would be beaten up by everyone for being a terriost.

Since Fay is old she would have a heatattack when she heard the news

Nobody cares about Casey, Harry, or Budd so they were blowen up with the planes.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 05:06 AM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 05:06 AM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 01:52 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 03:20 PM       
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Wheres all the advice?
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 04:11 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 04:25 PM       
At least you can't see the towel with a tuft of my pubic hair. Its all about give and take.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 05:49 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 08:17 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 08:19 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 08:57 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 09:25 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 11:51 PM       
Godammit all where are the questions?
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 11:55 PM       
They made it into a movie you ass!
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:11 AM       
How would I go about getting a blowjob from a straight guy?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:24 AM       
The best way I have found is to get a guy all liquored up. It has to be really strong maybe put a few of those date rape drugs in it. When hes all fucked up in the head tell him that chicks like it when they watch two men blow each other. You see most men will do anything to score with the ladies and soon you will have your blowjob.

If you don't want to go through all that trouble we could set up some sort of get together. I'm not gay but I've always wanted to suck a dick.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:28 AM       
i just let out a WHIFF
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:32 AM       
I sugest you light a match. Or spray something.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:33 AM       
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I'm not gay but I've always wanted to suck a dick.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 04:23 AM       
Blue Oatmeal:

your wings post was funny! Thanks for the smiles!
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 04:36 AM       
I'm really glad I could lift your spirits Jixby. I know you hate me and all but It's good to know you respect me when I do something that makes people happy. Because we know such a little thing makes such a big difference.
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