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| Apr 30th, 2005 07:54 PM | |||||
| Chojin |
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| Apr 29th, 2005 07:55 PM | |||||
| McClain | Haha! | ||||
| Apr 29th, 2005 07:14 PM | |||||
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| Apr 29th, 2005 07:12 PM | |||||
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| Apr 29th, 2005 07:11 PM | |||||
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| Apr 29th, 2005 07:03 PM | |||||
| Fuzzy |
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| Apr 29th, 2005 06:55 PM | |||||
| Fuzzy |
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In basic, they gave us a total of 6 shots. You went in a line... kinda like an assembly line getting each shot. they were quick, painless, and I hardly felt a thing (I'm extremely needle phobic). One isn't even really a shot, it's a TB (tuberculosis) "poke". I'm pretty sure the shots are about the same for all branches of the military. |
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| Apr 29th, 2005 06:49 PM | |||||
| Fuzzy |
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I was in Air Force basic training, I made it through all six weeks, and then got medical discharged during technical school because they thought I had asthma (which turned out to be a respiratory tract infection). I went through all the bullshit, lightweight mind games, and got none of the payoff. I miss it like nothing else in the world, it was a great experience. Also, Chojin... don't believe every load of shit some flake-o tells you. I watched tons of people flake out and find ways out of their military enlistment while I was in basic training. A couple kids purposefully broke limbs. One purposefully got caught masturbating with a picture of our TI in his hands. One even "attempted" to kill himself in the bathroom with a razor blade (remember kids, it's up the street, NOT across the road). These people are just scared little kids. Knee surgery and "bi-polar" my ass. All of the people who pulled that crap, were the ones who just decided that they couldn't handle the "pressure" in basic. They just wanted to go home to mommy and daddy, where they don't have to work for anything, and they never experience anything in life. Guitar Woman- The choice is yours, I really think that any advice you get at this point (including mine), should be taken very lightly. Go talk to ALL of the recruiters, DONT sign ANY papers, Don't go to the "MEPS". Just gather info on everything you can. Once you do that, you decide what is best for you. Once you have some ideas on a couple of the branches, that is the time for advice. |
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| Apr 29th, 2005 02:32 AM | |||||
| DamnthatDavid |
My friend loved the Navy, and if that "vaccine" didn't screw up his leg muscles, he would still be in it. Anyway, I'm just worried about the shots. I hate shots.  "Bend off, and put your shirt between your Teeth" Then they stab you with a needle bigger then a black man's cock. |
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| Apr 27th, 2005 10:05 PM | |||||
| Chojin |
Most of the stuff you were talkin about, Clain, were other things I'd been told (making it 'rain' among them). Anyway, I'm sure Potatoe wouldn't appreciate me telling his story here without letting him know, so I'll let him know and he'll come on to argue or something if he wants. I'd think boot camps would be uniform in their operation, so the possibilty of him being sent to 'camp hard knocks' or something isn't exactly a possibility. I'm guessing the unbiased truth lies somewhere between your two accounts of the situation. I've heard the 'being forced to train with the marines' thing from at least 4 seperate people that have been to boot camp, so unless this is just some big joke on your pal chojin ha ha am i right guys, there has to be some truth to that. For the record, he was discharged due to a previous knee surgery, which he got injured in the first place during his days as a professional wrestler on the MCW circuit (that I have multiple witnesses for and he still has a few of his outfits). Somewhere there are pictures and videos of him IN ACTION too, and we're digging through some crap this weekend. If I find anything, I'll be sure to post it. The whole bipolar thing was just an extra reason for them to drop him to seps. |
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| Apr 27th, 2005 05:14 PM | |||||
| kellychaos |
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| Apr 27th, 2005 04:41 PM | |||||
| Crimson Ghost | Short answer "yes". Does my love-gun count? | ||||
| Apr 27th, 2005 01:40 PM | |||||
| McClain |
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Anyway. I see what you're saying. And here's Navy boot camp in a big nutshell: It's 8 weeks long and consists of a lot of physical and mental training. As most people are fully aware, the idea is to have them break you down and rebuild you the way they want you. A person is more apt to learn if they're taught to forget all the shit they thought they knew. Anyway. Initially they take all your possessions, make everyone wear the same clothes, yell a lot, get in your face, make you wait and wait and wait in long lines, they shave your head, and for the first few days you don't have much sleep at all. Then they'll put you in a warm room and make you sit down at a desk. You're not permitted to sleep. No one is telling you anything and you don't know why you're even in this room. Then they tell you to get on your feet and move to the next room. Then they make you piss in a bottle. All the while you're being screamed at. "STAND ON THE RED LINE, RECRUIT! THAT'S NOT THE RED LINE YOU DUMB FUCK! MOVE YOUR ASS RECRUIT! MOVE YOUR ASS TO THE RED LINE!" Some guys get stage fright. Some guys cry. Most guys just piss, though. You learn not to speak unless you are spoken to, and when you do address an RDC (Recruit Drill Commander) it's "Sir, yes sir" or "Ma'am, no ma'am." Just like you see in the movies. Once the initial week is over with, it's a crash course in Navy lifestyle. You spend a good 5 or 6 hours a day in class or in some sort of hands-on training. You spend a good 2 hours a day working out. Always in the morning. You get 3 meals a day and you get about 5-10 minutes to eat, depending on where you're located in the serving line. Everywhere you go you're always standing in line. "HEEL TO TOE," they scream. I need to be standing so close to the recruit in front of my that my toes need to touch the heels of his boots. Literally. They also call this "nut to butt" for obvious reasons. You are NEVER allowed to speak in the galley. There could be 300 recruits in a giant cafeteria and you could almost hear a pin drop. There are only a few people permitted to speak and they are in positions of authority among the recruits. You want someone to pass the salt at the table? Knock on the table twice. Three times for pepper. Four times for napkins. So on and so forth. I don't remember exactly how many knocks equate to what items, but you get the gist. RDC's are always yelling at you. More so if you don't pay attention or if you are bringing the rest of your division down. If one person fails in a particular area, the ENTIRE DIVISION gets punished. This is a method utilized to keep the recruits from fucking around. Someone is less likely to goof off or do something improperly if they know that everyone else will pay the price. There were more instances than I can recall where someone tried to sneak in a cookie or some peanut butter. When they got caught, the RDC worked the shit out of everyone else but this one guy. He got to sit on the table and eat his peanut butter while we "made it rain". That's when they close all the windows in our barracks, turn up the heat and work us so hard that sweat starts dripping from the ceiling. That peanut butter guy was a model of perfection the next morning. And it's because he was punished. By us. Recruits aren't savage or looking for an excuse to kick the shit out of each other but if you're a fuckup you'll pay the price. It can be severe, too. Ever heard of a blanket party? That shit can break ribs. After a while you toughen up. Your skin gets thick. You're so used to doing push-ups and sit ups that you could get dropped and pump out 80 non-stop. It's almost nothing for most people toward the latter phases of boot camp. All the learning is fast-paced because they don't have time to go over finer details. And they teach us EVERYTHING. Everything from how to steer a ship to how to put on a condom. I shit you not. And it all happens so fast, you don't have a choice but to learn. Some people can't handle the emotional stress and find ways to escape. They think that boot camp is reality and that things will continue in the same fashion once they're sent out in the fleet. That's a huge misconception. EVERYTHING changes once you leave boot camp. Half of the shit they taught me wasn't even applicable, but that's not the point. The point is that they taught me to learn quickly and in certain situations not to ask questions. The people that were resistant didn't make it. Their brains would give out and they'd just stand there shaking, or they'd threaten to throw themselves off the roof. They were usually processed out of the Navy. In my boot camp tenure there wasn't a single suicide. They do happen, but not as often as your buddy lets on. Perhaps he did have a couple that decided to kill themselves while he was there, but it's not that common. And because I am a cynic, I think that anyone weak enough to kill themselves in boot camp could have been just as capable of doing as a civilian. Boot camp is just a catalyst. If you keep your mouth shut and do what you're told boot camp isn't so bad. You take everything with a grain of salt and don't give up your inner individuality and you'll be fine. I'm pretty sure your friend was confused about the black flag. Was he in boot during the summer months? The black flag is usually an indication that it's too hot outside for extensive physical activity. They don't need Recruits getting heat exhaustion or heat strokes. Your sleep hours tend to get longer, and believe it or not, they give you AT LEAST 6 hours of sleep a night. Usually more like 7 or 8, but it varies. It wouldn't matter if they gave you 12 though, you'd still wake up feeling exhausted. And no, most guys went the entire 9 weeks without getting a single erection. Heresy attributes it to saltpeter put in our chow but the government alleges it's a psychological effect. There isn't a lot of down time but when you do have time to relax it's not against the rules to speak to each other. It's not like you never get to talk. That's not the case at all. When you're in your barracks you can gab all you want provided there isn't an inspection. And if you "fuck up" you don't get sent to train with the Marines. I don't know from where the hell your boy pulled that one. If you fuck up, they either recycle you, meaning you're put back a few weeks in training, or they kick you out. Simple as that. They can't beat you. Technically they can't even touch you anymore. The only people that die in boot camp are the people that kill themselves. And the only really difficult thing is the gas chamber. That sucked balls. But overall it's not that hard. It's just a phase. Anyone can do it. |
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| Apr 27th, 2005 11:18 AM | |||||
| ziggytrix |
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So if you can be broken, basic training should break you, unless the system (IMO) has failed horribly. |
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| Apr 27th, 2005 10:57 AM | |||||
| Matt Harty | But can you shoot a gun? | ||||
| Apr 27th, 2005 10:19 AM | |||||
| Crimson Ghost | I work at a university and go to school for free. free free free. | ||||
| Apr 27th, 2005 09:14 AM | |||||
| rockets redglare | ARFMY | ||||
| Apr 27th, 2005 09:08 AM | |||||
| RedLeader01 | What ARMY really stands for: "Aren't Ready for Marines Yet!" | ||||
| Apr 27th, 2005 08:29 AM | |||||
| DeadKennedys |
Yeah we've seen better days
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| Apr 27th, 2005 08:20 AM | |||||
| Helm | The american army is not very good, though. | ||||
| Apr 27th, 2005 08:11 AM | |||||
| DeadKennedys |
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Most people I've spoken with (who weren't trying to recruit me with their stories because they don't want me going to get killed in Iraq) say that boot camp was an amazing experience. It sucks, yes, but you make friends, get stronger, and learn alot of things. It is not to break you. Remember why the battle droids in star wars sucked (sorry  )? Because they were nothing but broken, mindless robots who could not make decisions other than their programming if a situation arose. That's the last thing an army wants.
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| Apr 27th, 2005 08:01 AM | |||||
| Helm | you guys are spoiled. Every male in greece has to do an one year mandatory service in the army. It's not a choice. And you get to be brutally sodomized ( not really ), endure horrible mind games ( not really ) and lack of sleep ( really ). My biggest issue isn't any of that though, it's that you have no way to avoid STUPID all day long. It's like going back to highschool, but without any girls to make out with. It's constand STUPID. You get to hate people even more. My brother's just finishing up his service, and he's really worn out. | ||||
| Apr 27th, 2005 04:55 AM | |||||
| Chojin |
So, would you like to tell me about what part of it was wrong? I never said the black flag wasn't a sign of respect. The whole point is, suicides occur frequently. The whole point of boot camp is to 'break you', and depriving people of sleep is a successful way to go about that. I heard about it from a civilian who was in boot camp. It's not like he didn't go. It's on his record, he was medically discharged, he can't ever go back. I knew you were going to jump all over me, but how about pointing out where the differences in the boot camp you went to and the one Potatoe went to? Your post was funny and all, but someone's about to make a life decision on this, and I'd rather educate them than be hilarious. My entire point is that there are plenty of trials you have to pass, some of which seem unreasonable to subject on someone who just wants to go to school. Only go into the military if that's what you want to do as a career. Don't do it if you really want to do something else, because it will require a certain dedication to pull through it. "Or so I hear." You know, I've never professionally battled with Brazilian Ju-Jitsu either, but I hear enough about it from my friend that loves it to stay the fuck away from no-holds-barred fighting. If you ask me, the opinion you'd want the most on a subject would come from someone that disliked it, not someone who was fanatically gay for it. That's right, McClain, I called you GAY. TAKE THAT. |
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| Apr 26th, 2005 09:39 PM | |||||
| DeadKennedys |
I may be a civilian, but I know that chojin is grossly misinformed. I'm not much better off, because all I know is what my recruiter and told me about boot camp (and they like to jazz it up a bit) and what my vietnam-era dad told me about his boot camp where a drill sergeant could beat the shit out of you if he didn't like how you looked. The point of boot camp is not to break you down into a mindless ball of putty, it is to teach you that you are the nail and they can be the hammer, that you're gonna have to do it their way. That means being organized, timely, respectful etc etc. |
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| Apr 26th, 2005 04:42 PM | |||||
| kellychaos |
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