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| Jan 13th, 2007 12:54 AM | ||
| Moss Man | I'm actually compelled to do everything in my power to do everything on this guide. And my younger sister tells me that there actually IS a couch in the ladies washroom at my high school! There's also a few chairs and an antique table that all the girls throw their trash into! Also at my local "The Bay" (Yeah, I'm Canadian, just so there's no confusion) the woman's bathroom is supposedly like a shrine to women. | |
| Jan 8th, 2007 09:43 PM | ||
| executioneer | sometimes i bring a 20oz of mountain dew into the restroom and take a big ol swig of it after i come out of the stall just to wig out the squares | |
| Jan 8th, 2007 09:38 PM | ||
| Uncle_Sham |
One time a kid in our school took off his sock and wiped it in his freshly taken dump, and wrote another kids name on the wall. He later got caught for his smelly grafitti. Also, sometimes if your in a public stall and a guy walks in, try not to make yourself noticed. If he goes in the stall next to you they usually make noises like hes taking a 40 pound shit. |
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| Jan 8th, 2007 09:33 PM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan | I remember being in kindegarten and being sick and has to dump. Thankfully it was the end of the day and I got to go home soon (youll see why this is good in a second). As I walk into the kindergarten bathroom it smells like piss and shit. Really horrible shit too. Like diareah. I open the first stall. Piss is on the seat. The next one. It had shit in the bowl. Then the last one. It was the retards one. I walk into and its clean. Im about to go to it when I look at the floor. The decided to hershey squirt on the floor. Ive never taken a piss/shit at any public place since then. | |
| Jan 8th, 2007 06:56 PM | ||
| Uncle_Sham | It was simply awesome. | |
| Jan 8th, 2007 06:48 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
"lol poop is gross and hilarious" would probably be the psychology 
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| Jan 8th, 2007 06:37 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
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| Jan 8th, 2007 06:36 PM | ||
| Chojin |
I was at cirque du soleil and had to use the bathroom and this teen chick went into the port-a-pot before me. When I got in there, the toilet seat was COVERED in girl piss ;< It was the grossest thing ever ;< So when I got back and told emily and my mom about this, my mom was all 'yeah, women are disgusting', and I was informed about the hovering phenomenon. the end |
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| Jan 8th, 2007 03:14 PM | ||
| MarioRPG | That was awesome, great job Proto. | |
| Jan 8th, 2007 02:33 PM | ||
| Angryhydralisk |
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| Jan 8th, 2007 01:51 PM | ||
| FartinMowler | People, not me are really gross. I've seen so many poop filled toilets or the Spackle Special that really make you wonder if they guy who did it actually wiped his ass when he finished ? :/ I'm sure if he's gross enough to leave his artwork he also want's to take some of it home with him. I worked at a Night club and had to fill the ladies toilet rolls and they are by far more gross then men when it comes to writing wierd shit and leaving strange smells and mess. | |
| Jan 8th, 2007 12:59 PM | ||
| Angryhydralisk |
If that article was 300 pages longer, it'd totally be something in the vein of the "Zombie Survival Manual", but with a title like "How to shit with class". Either way, I nearly pissed myself laughing. Even if that isn't good etiquitte. |
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| Jan 8th, 2007 10:17 AM | ||
| Grislygus | FINALLY, some order to my universe. | |
| Jan 8th, 2007 03:22 AM | ||
| Mockery |
NEW ARTICLE: "PUBLIC RESTROOM ETIQUETTE" Protoclown has come to help you prevent your next trip to a public restroom from being more awkward and uncomfortable than it naturally will be!  NEW ARTICLE: "PUBLIC RESTROOM ETIQUETTE" -by Protoclown http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/r...-etiquette.php Enjoy! |
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