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Oct 13th, 2009 09:25 PM
SGFAZ1 I zoomed in to see the assholes who took a bribe to say this was good, and they're ABC and FOX, if I'm not mistaken.
Took me about a minute for me to figure out what the hell those quotes were attempting to say. And wasn't Micheal supposed to only kill family members, or am I mistaken?
Nov 2nd, 2008 03:07 PM
jo8136 I saw this the other day. it sucked. Halloween 3 was good in its own way. The orginal Halloween is still the best though. Made In Taiwan my ass!
Sep 7th, 2008 10:21 PM
seesawbooy
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Originally Posted by Mockery View Post
It's honestly one of my favorite Halloween movies. Yes, it has nothing to do with Michael Myers, but if you view it as a standalone horror movie, it's really quite awesome. Check out my big feature on it if you haven't already:


Halloween 3: Season of the Witch:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/halloween3
It's a damn shame that this is considered the bastard child of the series when clearly the one i would disown is part five due to the fact that none of the characters are likable including the ones we grew to love from part four. This film is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of the halloween season on TV i grew up watching it on Monsterfest and thats probably a big reason why I like H3.
Sep 7th, 2008 02:04 PM
Beardy Goodness When one of the "actors" in your abort- I mean "film" changes their name to "Busta Rhymes", you know you have a quality "film" on your hands.
Sep 5th, 2008 08:59 AM
McFly If they ever do a Halloween again, they should combine the premise of Halloween 3 with the rest of the series by having Michael accidently get a Silver Shamrock mask when his was lost. Maybe just long enough to have to hear that catchy Silver Shamrock tune one more time. Wonder if he would react the same way that the kids did when the song went off on Halloween.
Sep 4th, 2008 06:16 PM
THE MASTER *Spoiler*: The whole point of the movie was Michael Myers killing Jamie Lee Curtis' character, and when he does he just keeps killing you'd think that once he's done with that he'd just die already!*Spoiler* So the movie really has no point to it!
Sep 4th, 2008 02:14 AM
Mockery Sadly, he's not kidding. Michael Myers supposedly switched places with a paramedic. So, yeah... it was the paramedic that was decapitated. Uh huh... sure.
Sep 4th, 2008 02:10 AM
Riot.EXE
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Originally Posted by Tom Foolery View Post
The story of his return was uninspired too. Allegedly, the person who got decapitated in H2O wasn't Michael Meyers, it was an imposter who stole his mask before he was loaded into the ambulance.
...you're fuckin' kiddin' me, right?
Sep 3rd, 2008 05:12 PM
Darren Spooner But which is actually the worse film, this or Hellraiser: Hellworld? I haven't seen this one, but I did see the aforementioned atrocity, and I'm curious as to the possibilty of anything being even worse.
Sep 3rd, 2008 02:27 AM
Dungeonbrownies I own season of the witch on vhs and i agree, it is the BEST one.
Sep 3rd, 2008 12:25 AM
darkvare lol busta rhymes uses his def jam fight for new york moves in this movie
Sep 2nd, 2008 11:08 PM
bauhaus it did what any cash cow sequel does.it embraced the current state of pop culture at the time (hip hop, the web and tit shots)to draw in the dead eyed slack jawed movie goers who have to accept whatever is thrown at them by hollywood..this is the kinda stuff that helped kill mainstream horror.
Sep 2nd, 2008 07:41 PM
Nick The Halloween series is dead to me.
Sep 2nd, 2008 03:44 PM
testtube Ya'haaaarr I missed this one. I only really like the first one because its a John Carpenter movie. Dark static shots, long stretches of silent, almost minimalist film making kind of like Assault on Precinct 13. I don't even see it as a slasher movie despite the sequels. 3 is just super badass.

This looks awful, its like the people who work for WWF (at that time) RAW made a slasher movie or the fucking dumbasses that made those stupid fucking later day Chucky movies.
Sep 2nd, 2008 03:03 PM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by Funky Fried Chicken View Post
The third is so obviously the best!
It's honestly one of my favorite Halloween movies. Yes, it has nothing to do with Michael Myers, but if you view it as a standalone horror movie, it's really quite awesome. Check out my big feature on it if you haven't already:


Halloween 3: Season of the Witch:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/halloween3
Sep 2nd, 2008 02:18 PM
Julio We can expect a future sequel to Rocky Balboa where Rocky, after years of retirement and with the strenght of a man now confined to a wheelchair, decides to put on his gloves one more time to do battle... Online...
Sep 2nd, 2008 12:11 PM
Funky Fried Chicken The third is so obviously the best!
Sep 2nd, 2008 11:23 AM
RaNkeri The only thing worse than a movie starring a rap-star and a model is a movie starring a wrestler.
Sep 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM
Icculus I saw this in the theater. This came out though around the time when everyone was making those "internet horror movies", like fear.com and and some other peice shit that I can remember.

Trick or Treat Muthafucka!
Sep 2nd, 2008 10:25 AM
executioneer i think they should have a halloween movie where michael myers faces off with mike myers the comedian

or at least cuts his face off
Sep 2nd, 2008 10:20 AM
alittlebirdytoldmeso Don't you think that if Mike Meyers succeeded for once and actually killed off everyone in this film that it could have possibly been watchable? And the internet stuff could have been brought in too. Mike could have pretended to be someone's myspace friend and then told them they sucked forcing them to kill themself.
Sep 2nd, 2008 10:16 AM
Angryhydralisk I miss the movie reviews page for some odd reason.
Sep 2nd, 2008 10:00 AM
Tom Foolery The story of his return was uninspired too. Allegedly, the person who got decapitated in H2O wasn't Michael Meyers, it was an imposter who stole his mask before he was loaded into the ambulance. Very plausible. I can see it happening. Happened to me two weeks ago as a matter of fact.
Sep 2nd, 2008 08:57 AM
MarioRPG
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Originally Posted by Riot.EXE View Post
.so, how the hell did they bother trying to explain how he came back?
Very interestingly. But I always like to watch this movie with my buddies. It's terrible. The random sex scene in the sewer / dungeon with falling into fake limbs was funny.
Sep 2nd, 2008 02:05 AM
Riot.EXE Never saw this one, but it's odd that it even happened, considering Michael Meyers got his head chopped off in the movie before this one (Halloween: H20)...so, how the hell did they bother trying to explain how he came back?
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