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Old Sep 1st, 2008, 07:26 PM        Weekly Movie Review: Halloween: Resurrection
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Old Sep 1st, 2008, 07:41 PM       
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That and keep the Internet out of any horror storylines.
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Old Sep 1st, 2008, 07:42 PM       
I steer clear of all the Halloween moveis after 2
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Old Sep 1st, 2008, 07:54 PM       
I'm ashamed to admit this, but I went to the movie theater to see this movie. In my defense though, I had read a misleading spoiler that suggested Busta Rhymes was dispatched in this film vai a baseball bat though the face. Very, very sadly is was all just a big trick to attract patrons to see the movie. Honestly though, how dare they make a Halloween without Loomis. And I'm not talking about some tacky old Malcolm McDowell Loomis imposter. I'm talking about the late and very great Don Pleasence. When the man died, so did the franchise, well at least what was left of it.
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Old Sep 1st, 2008, 10:31 PM       
Proud to say I've never seen it.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 02:05 AM       
Never saw this one, but it's odd that it even happened, considering Michael Meyers got his head chopped off in the movie before this one (Halloween: H20)...so, how the hell did they bother trying to explain how he came back?
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 08:57 AM       
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.so, how the hell did they bother trying to explain how he came back?
Very interestingly. But I always like to watch this movie with my buddies. It's terrible. The random sex scene in the sewer / dungeon with falling into fake limbs was funny.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 10:00 AM       
The story of his return was uninspired too. Allegedly, the person who got decapitated in H2O wasn't Michael Meyers, it was an imposter who stole his mask before he was loaded into the ambulance. Very plausible. I can see it happening. Happened to me two weeks ago as a matter of fact.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 10:16 AM       
I miss the movie reviews page for some odd reason.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 10:20 AM       
Don't you think that if Mike Meyers succeeded for once and actually killed off everyone in this film that it could have possibly been watchable? And the internet stuff could have been brought in too. Mike could have pretended to be someone's myspace friend and then told them they sucked forcing them to kill themself.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 10:25 AM       
i think they should have a halloween movie where michael myers faces off with mike myers the comedian

or at least cuts his face off
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 10:42 AM       
I saw this in the theater. This came out though around the time when everyone was making those "internet horror movies", like fear.com and and some other peice shit that I can remember.

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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 11:23 AM       
The only thing worse than a movie starring a rap-star and a model is a movie starring a wrestler.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 12:11 PM       
The third is so obviously the best!
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 02:18 PM       
We can expect a future sequel to Rocky Balboa where Rocky, after years of retirement and with the strenght of a man now confined to a wheelchair, decides to put on his gloves one more time to do battle... Online...
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 03:03 PM       
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The third is so obviously the best!
It's honestly one of my favorite Halloween movies. Yes, it has nothing to do with Michael Myers, but if you view it as a standalone horror movie, it's really quite awesome. Check out my big feature on it if you haven't already:


Halloween 3: Season of the Witch:
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 03:44 PM       
Ya'haaaarr I missed this one. I only really like the first one because its a John Carpenter movie. Dark static shots, long stretches of silent, almost minimalist film making kind of like Assault on Precinct 13. I don't even see it as a slasher movie despite the sequels. 3 is just super badass.

This looks awful, its like the people who work for WWF (at that time) RAW made a slasher movie or the fucking dumbasses that made those stupid fucking later day Chucky movies.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:41 PM       
The Halloween series is dead to me.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 11:08 PM       
it did what any cash cow sequel does.it embraced the current state of pop culture at the time (hip hop, the web and tit shots)to draw in the dead eyed slack jawed movie goers who have to accept whatever is thrown at them by hollywood..this is the kinda stuff that helped kill mainstream horror.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 12:25 AM       
lol busta rhymes uses his def jam fight for new york moves in this movie
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 02:27 AM       
I own season of the witch on vhs and i agree, it is the BEST one.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 05:12 PM       
But which is actually the worse film, this or Hellraiser: Hellworld? I haven't seen this one, but I did see the aforementioned atrocity, and I'm curious as to the possibilty of anything being even worse.
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 02:10 AM       
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The story of his return was uninspired too. Allegedly, the person who got decapitated in H2O wasn't Michael Meyers, it was an imposter who stole his mask before he was loaded into the ambulance.
...you're fuckin' kiddin' me, right?
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 02:14 AM       
Sadly, he's not kidding. Michael Myers supposedly switched places with a paramedic. So, yeah... it was the paramedic that was decapitated. Uh huh... sure.
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 06:16 PM       
*Spoiler*: The whole point of the movie was Michael Myers killing Jamie Lee Curtis' character, and when he does he just keeps killing you'd think that once he's done with that he'd just die already!*Spoiler* So the movie really has no point to it!
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