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Sep 16th, 2010 02:07 AM
Shadowdancer21b I love the chocolate Skittles. No accounting for taste I guess.
Nov 3rd, 2008 08:38 PM
JoeyJoJoJr Just picked up the Christmas edition of the giant nerds and they are just as good.
Nov 3rd, 2008 04:30 PM
Mister Tea "Creepy Beakers?" Oh well, I guess "Eerie Erlenmeyers" just doesn't have the same punch.
Nov 1st, 2008 09:08 PM
Nick Most of this stuff seemed really gross.
Oct 31st, 2008 07:51 PM
wetstereorebel I haven't given out candy on Halloween for close to 10 years. This year, I decided to be a good neighbor and give out LOADS of candy. Alas, all the candy I bought to give out was eaten...by me. Apparently, I have NO willpower.
Oct 31st, 2008 06:11 PM
Sakata The Candy Corn Kisses did make a comeback, though I haven't yet seen the Pumpkin Spice.

One you managed to miss was the Caramel Apple Kisses, which I passed out at a recent party. One comment recieved was that it 'tastes like green apple and GOD'.
Oct 31st, 2008 05:35 PM
Fear N Loathing Hell... diabetic coma anyone? Nicely done RoG... hows the old Blood Sugar count?
Oct 31st, 2008 02:59 PM
HowardC Happy Halloween everyone!

Answering the question: "What will you do when the green rush comes over you?"

Hulk Smash!

Fire Bad!

Ba Buh BA Nah Nu Nah! (Dragonzord activate tune.)

Now if you'll excuse me I just made a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers reference, and therefore I have to go kill myself.
Oct 31st, 2008 01:40 PM
Erinslion Rog, you are an icon, as fundamental to my halloween as Treehouse of Horror and The Great Pumpkin. Of course my main reason in registering today was to say that New World Coral snakes are extremely venomous but now see that I have been beaten to the "geeky herpetologist" punch. Dammit. Ah well, have loved your stuff for years now, especially the Halloween entries.
Oct 31st, 2008 04:03 AM
Julio Aura Fox is right, as the milk snake greatly resembles a coral snake, but is actually non-poisonous.

Nice guide, -RoG-.
Oct 31st, 2008 01:04 AM
Ferrit I wish I had teeth...
Oct 31st, 2008 12:44 AM
Beardy Goodness By God,....I need Domo mini figures!
Oct 30th, 2008 11:41 PM
SlimJim What the hell - who let the herpetologists' club in here? If the package sez its a coral snake, then its a coral snake, dammit! And a fine looking specimen it is!
Oct 30th, 2008 10:48 PM
BustyYorneekaps Hurrah! I've been waiting so long for this. The 'mini' reviews that Zombie Reporting Center were doing just were not cutting it for me Gotta be the i-mockery candy review or nothing at all. :D
Oct 30th, 2008 09:31 PM
the "coral snake" is a harmless snake, that's true, but it's only a coral snake if the colors red and black are touching, otherwise, you have a poisonous snake there
The CORAL snake is venomous, the KING snake is harmless.
Remember, RED and YELLOW kills a fellow, RED and BLACK- venom lacks.

Oct 30th, 2008 08:13 PM
blacksamster I need a candy fan, it's still over 90 degrees in San Diego... ='(

Also, I require that ALL of my treats boo with "TUDE!"
Oct 30th, 2008 07:39 PM
Aura Fox Actually its the milk snake that looks similair and is harmless. also the chocolate domo puzzle is surprisingly terrible.
Oct 30th, 2008 05:00 PM
whoareyou what's that yellow thing on the slide suppose to be it looks like the walmart mascot taking a shit.
Oct 30th, 2008 04:11 PM
MS-DOS4 "Chef Ghoulicious Box Of Boogers"

Oct 30th, 2008 02:45 PM
Cherry Nirvana If you're looking for the Candy Corn flavored Hershey's Kisses, Wal-Mart sells them for about $2.00 a bag.
Oct 30th, 2008 01:14 PM
Angryhydralisk Brilliant response for the boogers that got a one out of five.

I always love reading these. I give it five diabetics out of five.
Oct 30th, 2008 12:31 PM
Kitsa but coral snakes aren't harmless at all They don't bite unprovoked, sure, but they can get in a hell of a neurotoxic wallop.

Oct 30th, 2008 11:02 AM
bobbidyboo Mmmmm, candy. A lot of the Domo Kun candy sounds about as good as you'd think it would be by looking at it, never understood the lure of sugar coated marshmallow candy. Those Chewy Nerds are the best, they sell individual size bags of assorted flavors, too. As a side note, does anyone know if 7-11 has a Halloween Slurpee this year? The last time I was in there the only new flavor I saw was the Slurp-achino, which did look kinda scary, but more ewww-scary than halloween-scary.
Oct 30th, 2008 10:35 AM
saturnknight the "coral snake" is a harmless snake, that's true, but it's only a coral snake if the colors red and black are touching, otherwise, you have a poisonous snake there
Oct 30th, 2008 08:02 AM
Hangie All of the candy that was caramel or pumpkin looked like light colored poo, now I cant finish my toast! Although I guess thats the trick part of halloween.

kickass guide
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