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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 03:28 AM        I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide to the Halloween Candies of 2008! Halloween Candy!
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 05:56 AM       
I can't even begin to guess why Target never embraced Domo-Kun themed candy before.
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 06:59 AM       
Great review, I look forward to this review and thank you for sacrificing your guts to this cause. Have you thought about going to that japanese store and seeing if they have any Halloween candies that may blow our minds? Just a thought, keep up the great work!
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 07:02 AM       
All of the candy that was caramel or pumpkin looked like light colored poo, now I cant finish my toast! Although I guess thats the trick part of halloween.

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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 09:35 AM       
the "coral snake" is a harmless snake, that's true, but it's only a coral snake if the colors red and black are touching, otherwise, you have a poisonous snake there
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 10:02 AM       
Mmmmm, candy. A lot of the Domo Kun candy sounds about as good as you'd think it would be by looking at it, never understood the lure of sugar coated marshmallow candy. Those Chewy Nerds are the best, they sell individual size bags of assorted flavors, too. As a side note, does anyone know if 7-11 has a Halloween Slurpee this year? The last time I was in there the only new flavor I saw was the Slurp-achino, which did look kinda scary, but more ewww-scary than halloween-scary.
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 11:31 AM       
but coral snakes aren't harmless at all They don't bite unprovoked, sure, but they can get in a hell of a neurotoxic wallop.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_snake
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 12:14 PM       
Brilliant response for the boogers that got a one out of five.

I always love reading these. I give it five diabetics out of five.
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 01:45 PM       
If you're looking for the Candy Corn flavored Hershey's Kisses, Wal-Mart sells them for about $2.00 a bag.
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 03:11 PM       
"Chef Ghoulicious Box Of Boogers"

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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 04:00 PM       
what's that yellow thing on the slide suppose to be it looks like the walmart mascot taking a shit.
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 06:39 PM       
Actually its the milk snake that looks similair and is harmless. also the chocolate domo puzzle is surprisingly terrible.
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 07:13 PM       
I need a candy fan, it's still over 90 degrees in San Diego... ='(

Also, I require that ALL of my treats boo with "TUDE!"
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 08:31 PM       
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the "coral snake" is a harmless snake, that's true, but it's only a coral snake if the colors red and black are touching, otherwise, you have a poisonous snake there
The CORAL snake is venomous, the KING snake is harmless.
Remember, RED and YELLOW kills a fellow, RED and BLACK- venom lacks.

http://www.southalley.com/snakes_redyel.html
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 09:48 PM       
Hurrah! I've been waiting so long for this. The 'mini' reviews that Zombie Reporting Center were doing just were not cutting it for me Gotta be the i-mockery candy review or nothing at all. :D
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 10:41 PM       
What the hell - who let the herpetologists' club in here? If the package sez its a coral snake, then its a coral snake, dammit! And a fine looking specimen it is!
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 11:44 PM       
By God,....I need Domo mini figures!
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 12:04 AM       
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 03:03 AM       
Aura Fox is right, as the milk snake greatly resembles a coral snake, but is actually non-poisonous.

Nice guide, -RoG-.
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 12:40 PM       
Rog, you are an icon, as fundamental to my halloween as Treehouse of Horror and The Great Pumpkin. Of course my main reason in registering today was to say that New World Coral snakes are extremely venomous but now see that I have been beaten to the "geeky herpetologist" punch. Dammit. Ah well, have loved your stuff for years now, especially the Halloween entries.
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 01:59 PM       
Happy Halloween everyone!

Answering the question: "What will you do when the green rush comes over you?"

Hulk Smash!

Fire Bad!

Ba Buh BA Nah Nu Nah! (Dragonzord activate tune.)


Now if you'll excuse me I just made a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers reference, and therefore I have to go kill myself.
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 04:35 PM       
Hell... diabetic coma anyone? Nicely done RoG... hows the old Blood Sugar count?
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 05:11 PM       
The Candy Corn Kisses did make a comeback, though I haven't yet seen the Pumpkin Spice.

One you managed to miss was the Caramel Apple Kisses, which I passed out at a recent party. One comment recieved was that it 'tastes like green apple and GOD'.
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 06:51 PM       
I haven't given out candy on Halloween for close to 10 years. This year, I decided to be a good neighbor and give out LOADS of candy. Alas, all the candy I bought to give out was eaten...by me. Apparently, I have NO willpower.
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Old Nov 1st, 2008, 08:08 PM       
Most of this stuff seemed really gross.
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