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Aug 19th, 2009 03:54 PM | ||
ZeldaQueen | Maybe he didn't have a drill handy. | |
Aug 19th, 2009 10:59 AM | ||
Dimnos | He should have wondered what it would be like to screw his ear with a drill. | |
Aug 19th, 2009 02:39 AM | ||
ZeldaQueen | Or bored. Maybe he had an hour to kill and thought "I wonder what it'd be like to screw a bench?" | |
Aug 18th, 2009 08:03 PM | ||
MrSmiley381 | Well, the beholder had sex with a bench. The beholder was more than likely blind. | |
Aug 17th, 2009 10:22 AM | ||
stevetothepast | Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. | |
Aug 17th, 2009 02:42 AM | ||
Dr. Boogie |
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To me, the real story is that this guy is seriously rough trade. |
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Aug 17th, 2009 01:53 AM | ||
Zhukov |
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On a related note, a friend of a friend of mine was caught humping his couch. He will never, ever, ever live it down. |
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Aug 17th, 2009 12:57 AM | ||
MattJack | "After the night of heated passion reports are coming in that the man will not return the bench's calls, and has actually removed the bench from his Facebook account." | |
Aug 17th, 2009 12:44 AM | ||
Jeanette X | I think it would've been easier to move him with just a square sheet of metal rather than having to lift an entire bench. | |
Aug 17th, 2009 12:19 AM | ||
ZeldaQueen |
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Aug 16th, 2009 11:43 PM | ||
Jeanette X |
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I don't see why they cut the whole steel bench free. Couldn't they have just cut the part that his penis was stuck inside of free and took him to the hospital like that, leaving the rest of the bench behind? |
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Aug 16th, 2009 08:51 PM | ||
Wiffles | You must admit tho, thats one attractive park bench ^_~ | |
Aug 16th, 2009 12:31 PM | ||
ZeldaQueen |
Yes, they tried bloodletting. I guess they figured that if it couldn't come out, it couldn't have been that small... |
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Aug 16th, 2009 06:02 AM | ||
Dr. Boogie | And how does him getting his dick stuck in a small hole on a park bench prove that not all asian men are small? | |
Aug 16th, 2009 05:58 AM | ||
Dr. Boogie |
"However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole." Way to add insult to injury, newslady. And did I misread the subtitles, or did they say that the police tried bloodletting on his penis? |
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Aug 16th, 2009 02:29 AM | ||
Tadao | They plump when you cook em. | |
Aug 16th, 2009 02:04 AM | ||
ZeldaQueen |
Man So Desperate To Have Way With Park Bench His...Thing Gets Stuck Yeah. And if anyone wonders, I found it in the article The 6 Strangest Objects People Were Caught Having Sex With. |