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Jun 13th, 2014 08:12 PM
xxMURPHxx Lol....Nice list....and " spot-on " for # 1 being the sleeping bag smash......was good to see these again....
Oct 25th, 2011 11:39 AM
halloween3 any one get the new fri 13th box set,and what do u think of it
and it doesent contain pt 9 jason goes ton hell!!!
Jun 19th, 2010 04:40 PM
FLYINGCOWMAN cannada and love f*** you thats just wow for a hippe
Oct 28th, 2009 01:44 PM
whoareyou i love the circular saw blade on the end of the weedeater in VII. I also liked the guy stuck in the bear trap watching his girlfriend roasting over an open flame in her sleeping bag in the new movie
Oct 27th, 2009 01:01 AM
MrWarranty Oi Rog, I'm not sure if you've been told about this or not, but Firefox and probably newer versions of other browsers don't allow the "hover-text" on pictures via the old misuse of the "alt" function. But you can still get it by using "title" where you would have used "alt" before. I seem to remember this article having hover-text ("*BINK!*" for Julius), so I don't know if you actively decided to stop doing that or just didn't bother figuring out how. I remember that it was always hilarious when you did have it. Update on that, if you don't mind? (P.S. - Sorry if I'm bugging you too much with critical-seeming comments. I'm a big fan of your work.)
Oct 26th, 2009 06:50 PM
BurnPianoBurn perfect showcase list. I have to agree again that the #1 kill was the sleeping bag kill. God I can't tell you how many times I dvr'd that when it comes on just to fast foward to that part, and watch it over and over again. Amazing Cinema right there
Oct 26th, 2009 02:42 AM
Nick #5 really is one of the more gorier kills.
Oct 26th, 2009 12:40 AM
darkvare one of my faves is how he cuts that dude that looks like jay in freddy vs jason
Oct 26th, 2009 12:12 AM
Purple Man #1 - truly deserves it's first place. One of the funniest deaths I have ever seen.
Oct 25th, 2009 09:24 PM
Desert_Screams Gotta go with #3 there-- Ken Kirzinger's Jason just blended the savagery of Hodder with the sophistication of Graham, and made for a really nuanced character. That scene was one of the best in the whole damn flick.
Oct 25th, 2009 09:05 PM
Relaxing Dragon Green Yamo: Here body was in the cabin still, just in many different chunks and so broken up you can't really tell anymore.

Jason must've really had a thing against her.
Oct 25th, 2009 05:50 PM
Ozzman313 Kill #5 will always be the most brutal and painful in my opinion, plus its pretty much the only truly unrated kill.
Oct 25th, 2009 05:12 PM
Green Yamo I've always wanted to see what exactly happened to the camp counselor in part 6 that opens the cabin door to see Jason standing there. Horrific shit happens, then she comes part way out the window and drug back in. Later the cabin is pretty much painted in blood. Did they ever find the body, though? I really don't remember.
Oct 25th, 2009 03:35 PM
Relaxing Dragon I've always been a big fan of #2 there (was the highlight of Jason X in my opinion), but the Triple Decapitation in Part VI and when he flings the glowstick-covered raver off into the horizon in Freddy vs. Jason are also faves (the latter mainly for the humor value).
Oct 25th, 2009 03:34 PM
saturnknight Another fave kill is in "Jason Lives (part 6) where he rips a machete from a pissed off paint ball participent, and causes him to fly face first into a tree, revealing a generic "smiley face" where the branch was.
Oh! and the drunk grave keeper, when he throws away his flask and jason catches it and stabs him in the throat with it.
Oct 25th, 2009 03:28 PM
saturnknight My fave kill by Jason... I'd have to say the guy in the folding bed in Freddy Vs Jason. Mainly since multiple machete stabbings wasn't enough for the un-dead freak. But at least he was decent enough to fold the bed up after he was finished.
Oct 25th, 2009 03:25 PM
Captain Seamus Number 9 is definitely one of my faves. Or the triple decapitation, or when Jason breaks the sheriff's back, or...

Screw it, all of the kills in Part 6 are my favorites.
Oct 25th, 2009 03:14 PM
Kissarmy4life My favorite would be when he killed the girl in the sleeping bag. cruel maybe, but that was just F@&$ing hilarious!
Oct 25th, 2009 02:45 PM
Mockery Patience my good man. It does not exist... yet.

Anywho, let's hear about your favorite kills by Mr. Jason Voorhees!
Oct 25th, 2009 11:26 AM
darkvare so i assume the next one to get an article like this is michael meyers unless it already exists in wich case a link would be appriciated
Oct 23rd, 2009 07:42 PM
Mockery Since I've had a lot of requests for follow-up articles, I'm currently working on another "Best Kills" list for another horror icon. In the meantime, I went ahead and updated my old article about Jason Voorhees' 10 Best Kills and put it into the new site template so you guys can finally talk about it on here! "Ki ki ki, ma ma ma..."
Oct 23rd, 2009 07:41 PM
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