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Jun 8th, 2011 04:06 AM
LordSappington If you're truly asexual, which you're not because science says you're flamboyantly gay, then just go find another asexual. Now stop talking, Pram.
Jun 7th, 2011 11:21 PM
Shyandquietguy Because you can't win by losing, duh!
Jun 7th, 2011 10:55 PM
Dimnos If its so bad, why are you here?
Jun 7th, 2011 05:02 PM
Pentegarn Since you are from Zug, and you therefore do not really know funny, I will therefore take that as we are doing well and are quite funny and successful

Thanks for the compliment man
Jun 7th, 2011 04:56 PM
Zuggernaut this message board is a pretty good example of how you can do it
Jun 7th, 2011 04:55 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Zuggernaut View Post
yes ive made quite a living off of analyzing pathetic people. sort of like how you guys have made a l iving being pathetic people
How does one make a living being a pathetic person?

Your premise doesn't make sense

F - -
Jun 7th, 2011 04:52 PM
Zuggernaut yes ive made quite a living off of analyzing pathetic people. sort of like how you guys have made a l iving being pathetic people
Jun 7th, 2011 04:50 PM
Pentegarn You would know
Jun 7th, 2011 04:49 PM
Zuggernaut "I pump my cock in anticipation of pretty much everything" - pentupfrustrationgarrrrnnnnn

yea that sounds about right. a life full of rejection and pent up sexual urges will do that to a person.
May 23rd, 2011 09:53 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by Pentegarn View Post
What exactly does an asexual hope for?
I wouldn't know ....

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn
Who knows? Who cares?
Good point.
May 23rd, 2011 09:45 PM
The Leader Asexuals should hope for death.
May 23rd, 2011 08:39 PM
Pentegarn What exactly does an asexual hope for?

Not for sex, or they are not an asexual.

So what does an asexual hope for? Free beer? A nice garden? Who knows? Who cares?
May 23rd, 2011 08:33 PM
Pram Maven So basically, what you're saying, is that there is no hope for an asexual.
May 23rd, 2011 05:17 PM
Fathom Zero
May 23rd, 2011 03:46 PM
Pentegarn I pump my cock in anticipation of pretty much everything
May 23rd, 2011 03:20 PM
Zuggernaut
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Pram- why are you obsessed with Tadao's obsession with you?
Why are you so obsessed with prams obsession of tadaos obsession with pram?

also you guys are disgusting. who wants to see a grown man in a dress, you must be some kind of homosexuals. over on zug we ask people to put on dresses as a JOKE but you guys are clearly pumping your cocks in anticipation
May 23rd, 2011 02:44 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
THIS WILL BE AS CLOSE TO AN ASEXUAL RELATIONSHIP AS YOU WILL EVER GET.
May 23rd, 2011 12:32 PM
Colonel Flagg Something stylish, not expensive. Don't break the bank. But do not wear a tablecloth or a bathrobe. That will only make Mr. Tomomatsu angrier.
May 23rd, 2011 11:09 AM
Tadao THIS WILL BE AS CLOSE TO AN ASEXUAL RELATIONSHIP AS YOU WILL EVER GET.
May 23rd, 2011 10:52 AM
Pram Maven I will put on a dress and show you around my room.

I'm warning you, though, it is messy.

Why is seeing my messy room important to you?
May 23rd, 2011 10:41 AM
Tadao YEAH, BECAUSE ACTORS NEVER BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE AND GET AWAY WITH IT. YOU CAN END THIS BY PUTTING ON A DRESS AND SHOWING US AROUND YOUR ROOM, BUT INSTEAD I HAVE TO MAKE YOU BLEED.
May 23rd, 2011 10:30 AM
Pram Maven Because he is dangerous and knows where I live. If you were in my situation, wouldn't you be preoccupied with everything he says to you?

He's making real threats, and giving exact dates.

What Tadao doesn't realize yet, is that he broke me of my tendency to be mean online. For what it's worth, anyway... I no longer have any desire to treat anyone badly on the internet. I never had a desire to be mean in real life. I'm basically cured, except for the part about not being funny. He could fix that too, if he wanted, but instead he's going for violence. An aggravated felony assault is not going to look good on his acting resume. If I were him, I would just stop.
May 22nd, 2011 09:28 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Don Carlson View Post
Tadao- why are you obsessed with me?
Pram- why are you obsessed with Tadao's obsession with you?
May 22nd, 2011 08:53 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by Don Carlson View Post
Tadao- why are you obsessed with me?
STOP WHINING!
May 22nd, 2011 08:36 PM
Tadao Because I want to make you bleed.
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