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Sep 29th, 2012 04:11 PM
Danny 4 Eyes No Rog, he was just feeling a little flat that day.

Jesus, watch out for the tumbleweed

On another note, never noticed the rattlesnake in the sleeping bag before, man I love this film
Sep 24th, 2012 01:21 AM
Mockery I would agree with you, but as soon as they leave the waiting room, we see a guy who actually works there who was flattened by a car. If he's been working there for a while and is unable to alter his appearance, I'm guessing nobody else can.
Sep 23rd, 2012 09:50 PM
avoidz Regarding #3. That was just the waiting room. So it's possible that after processing and basic instruction, the dead can change their appearance however they like.
Sep 22nd, 2012 10:35 AM
Ex Leper
Sep 17th, 2012 01:56 PM
sewnupsmile Other things I've learned from Beetlejuice: #1 You catch more flies w/ Zagnut bars then with vinegar & honey combined. #2 Apparently you have to be dead, know "Juno" and reside in "The Neitherworld" in order to get that whore house miniature to complete your set. *damn* #3 Danny Elfman also likes Tim Burton movies...and prefers the Betelgeuse spelling, rather then the Beetlejuice alternative. (not really)
Sep 16th, 2012 10:05 PM
Mister Tea I learned that Johnny Depp needs to file a restraining order against Burton so he can go back to making awesome movies like this and Pee-Wee's Big Adventure instead of shoehorning Depp into more stupid "reimaginings" of stories that were fine just the way they were.
Sep 15th, 2012 11:20 PM
Max Fightmaster Then there's the indirect thing you learn from this film.

If you're effective enough after death, you'll get a second chance at life as the Goddamn Batman.
Sep 15th, 2012 11:45 AM
Mockery Mecca Lecca High, Mecca Hiney Hoooooly-shit-there's-a-shark-eating-my-leg!
Sep 15th, 2012 04:27 AM
nirvana_infinity That shark attack dead guy looks eerily like Jambi from Peewee's Playhouse.
Sep 14th, 2012 06:38 PM
Ex Leper Nice fuckin' article *Honk Honk!*
Sep 14th, 2012 12:51 AM
ChaiTea All the times I've seen this movie and I never noticed the knife in the shark. For shame on me.
Sep 14th, 2012 12:14 AM
dextire My parents absolutely hated this movie, as they bought me the VHS for Christmas one year and I played it over and over until it physically wore out. Now I can tell them I was simply ensuring that I'd properly absorbed all these very important lessons.
Sep 13th, 2012 07:24 PM
monster_movie_night It's seem loads of them can't truly distinguish what's the other side is like.But this is a strange way of putting it into "ahem" art.
Sep 13th, 2012 05:48 PM
The_Punk_Hippie & here I thought I was the only one who loved what they did with the house
Sep 13th, 2012 04:16 AM
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