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Old Sep 13th, 2012, 04:16 AM        Important Things I Learned From Watching Beetlejuice
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Old Sep 13th, 2012, 05:48 PM       
& here I thought I was the only one who loved what they did with the house
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Old Sep 13th, 2012, 07:24 PM       
It's seem loads of them can't truly distinguish what's the other side is like.But this is a strange way of putting it into "ahem" art.
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Old Sep 14th, 2012, 12:14 AM       
My parents absolutely hated this movie, as they bought me the VHS for Christmas one year and I played it over and over until it physically wore out. Now I can tell them I was simply ensuring that I'd properly absorbed all these very important lessons.
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Old Sep 14th, 2012, 12:51 AM       
All the times I've seen this movie and I never noticed the knife in the shark. For shame on me.
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Old Sep 14th, 2012, 06:38 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2012, 04:27 AM       
That shark attack dead guy looks eerily like Jambi from Peewee's Playhouse.
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Old Sep 15th, 2012, 11:45 AM       
Mecca Lecca High, Mecca Hiney Hoooooly-shit-there's-a-shark-eating-my-leg!
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Old Sep 15th, 2012, 11:20 PM       
Then there's the indirect thing you learn from this film.

If you're effective enough after death, you'll get a second chance at life as the Goddamn Batman.
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Old Sep 16th, 2012, 10:05 PM       
I learned that Johnny Depp needs to file a restraining order against Burton so he can go back to making awesome movies like this and Pee-Wee's Big Adventure instead of shoehorning Depp into more stupid "reimaginings" of stories that were fine just the way they were.
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Old Sep 17th, 2012, 01:56 PM       
Other things I've learned from Beetlejuice: #1 You catch more flies w/ Zagnut bars then with vinegar & honey combined. #2 Apparently you have to be dead, know "Juno" and reside in "The Neitherworld" in order to get that whore house miniature to complete your set. *damn* #3 Danny Elfman also likes Tim Burton movies...and prefers the Betelgeuse spelling, rather then the Beetlejuice alternative. (not really)
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Old Sep 22nd, 2012, 10:35 AM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2012, 09:50 PM       
Regarding #3. That was just the waiting room. So it's possible that after processing and basic instruction, the dead can change their appearance however they like.
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Old Sep 24th, 2012, 01:21 AM       
I would agree with you, but as soon as they leave the waiting room, we see a guy who actually works there who was flattened by a car. If he's been working there for a while and is unable to alter his appearance, I'm guessing nobody else can.
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Old Sep 29th, 2012, 04:11 PM       
No Rog, he was just feeling a little flat that day.

Jesus, watch out for the tumbleweed

On another note, never noticed the rattlesnake in the sleeping bag before, man I love this film
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