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Sep 9th, 2008 11:31 AM
Sacks It was in a war if I'm remembering right.
Sep 9th, 2008 11:12 AM
DuFresne
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http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content...y-gulf-war.jpg

'Built Nintendo tough' should be a slogan.
Any idea what actually happened to this gameboy? Shit looks like it went through Black Mesa, if you don't mind the nerd reference.
Sep 9th, 2008 10:37 AM
wobzire
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
gameboy color got the boot when my friend thought it would be funny to release my high level mewtwo(red version)
This is the most upsetting story I have ever heard.
Sep 9th, 2008 06:16 AM
Zhukov I shot my xbox from a canon. Put my n64 in the bin.
Sep 8th, 2008 09:08 PM
Guitar Woman Oh, I also decomissioned my first Playstation with a machete and a baseball bat after the motor in the disc drive died. I threw it off the roof of my house first, too.
Sep 8th, 2008 08:58 PM
Dannibal My friend took a monster maul to his playstation when it wouldn't play a DVD.
It was also the time my other friend was introducing his fiancee to my psychokiller friend. GREAT first impression!!!
Sep 8th, 2008 06:40 PM
Neen http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content...y-gulf-war.jpg

'Built Nintendo tough' should be a slogan.
Sep 8th, 2008 04:31 PM
darkvare i was tempted too but then i realize i can't make it go in slo-mo so nooo
Sep 8th, 2008 04:21 PM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by DuFresne View Post
Sorry, pacman, I think I confused you. I was talking about the consoles themselves and not their controllers, which I'm aware was slightly off-topic. Oh well.

In terms of their controllers, the inverse is actually true. An N64 controller could snap fairly easily thanks to the long hand-grips providing a decent amount of torque. Meanwhile wii remotes can fly clear through any number of TVs and sheetrock walls and leave with maybe a scratched-up front end. If wiimotes had existed in the eleventh century, they would have made castles out of them.
I see... never owned an N64 personally so I sadly I was never able to abuse one properly. Or sexually.
Sep 8th, 2008 03:19 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost gameboy color got the boot when my friend thought it would be funny to release my high level mewtwo(red version)
Sep 8th, 2008 08:08 AM
DuFresne Sorry, pacman, I think I confused you. I was talking about the consoles themselves and not their controllers, which I'm aware was slightly off-topic. Oh well.

In terms of their controllers, the inverse is actually true. An N64 controller could snap fairly easily thanks to the long hand-grips providing a decent amount of torque. Meanwhile wii remotes can fly clear through any number of TVs and sheetrock walls and leave with maybe a scratched-up front end. If wiimotes had existed in the eleventh century, they would have made castles out of them.
Sep 8th, 2008 07:39 AM
Zhukov My friend's dog gnawed the recharging cable for my xbox 360 controllers in half. Admittedly, neither the dog or I were playing at the time.
Sep 8th, 2008 01:15 AM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by DuFresne View Post
N64s are built like fucking tanks. I've seen a few people smash them, and no one has a particulary easy time doing it. Wiis, on the other hand, bust open as if they were expressly designed to.
The original, non-Dual Shock PlayStation controller was a beast, too. Honorable mention to the NES controllers, which I personally abused much more than anything since. Controllers were tougher in my day.
Sep 7th, 2008 11:08 PM
MetalMilitia When I used to play a lot of Battlefield 2 my keyboard's enter key got destroyed from opening the spawn menu. Whenever I got into a prolonged spawn-death cycle I found it cathartic to mash the enter key as hard as possible when I died. Also shouting "FUCK!" helped.
Sep 7th, 2008 10:24 PM
DuFresne N64s are built like fucking tanks. I've seen a few people smash them, and no one has a particulary easy time doing it. Wiis, on the other hand, bust open as if they were expressly designed to.
Sep 7th, 2008 08:43 PM
Mockery
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/nes/5.php
Sep 7th, 2008 07:26 PM
Ploxtrot I've never forcefully broken my game controllers, but both of my Xbox controllers have messed-up joysticks from being dropped a few times.
Sep 7th, 2008 06:47 PM
RaNkeri My brother used to whack the megadrive controller against a wall whenever I beat him in a game with a vs. mode
Sep 7th, 2008 06:44 PM
Guitar Woman I've broken two and a half gamecube controllers over Soul Calibur, and one gamecube. Mario Strikers Charged also gave me cause to gnaw on my Wii remote, so the end of it is loose and riddled with battle scars.

I'm really only an angry person when video games are involved.
Sep 7th, 2008 06:27 PM
Ploxtrot
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Originally Posted by Emu View Post
I thought this thread was going to be about really awesome game controllers.
Sep 7th, 2008 04:56 PM
Emu I thought this thread was going to be about really awesome game controllers.
Sep 7th, 2008 04:42 PM
BurntToShreds
Smashing Game Controllers

To tell you the truth, I've never actually gotten so angry as to break any of my controllers. But after watching this, I just wanna go out and smash something.

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