Jul 20th, 2009 01:39 PM |
VaporTrailx1 |
well. just peel apart a grilled cheese sometime.
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Jul 19th, 2009 11:02 PM |
ZeldaQueen |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao
Is that code for vagina?
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If it is, I hate to think how he eats.
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Jul 19th, 2009 11:51 AM |
Tadao |
Is that code for vagina?
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Jul 19th, 2009 11:12 AM |
Geggy |
I hate it when sand gets into my sandwich.
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Jul 17th, 2009 05:47 PM |
executioneer |
guys i was kidding I ALREADY KNEW SAND HAD FECES IN IT LIKE SINC EI WAS EIGHT
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Jul 17th, 2009 05:07 PM |
Dr. Boogie |
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
oh man this is terrible news, now i can't go around spitting sand at everyone on the beach anymore THAT WAS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO
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You can still kick sand in the faces of beach-going nerds, just make sure you wear either hiking boots or waders.
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Jul 17th, 2009 08:40 AM |
Zhukov |
When you spit sand, Pipes, you have to put it in your mouth, there is a very real risk of swallowing it if you put it in your mouth. Keep your comments to yourself if you aren't going to be helpful.
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Jul 17th, 2009 08:20 AM |
Pipes McGee |
Guys, guys.. it's only harmful if swallowed, from what I reckon. So long as you don't actually ingest the sand, I don't think you'll have problems with the maybe stomach aches and the possibility of the burning anal geysers.
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Jul 16th, 2009 11:04 PM |
executioneer |
oh man this is terrible news, now i can't go around spitting sand at everyone on the beach anymore THAT WAS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO
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Jul 16th, 2009 10:20 PM |
Dr. Boogie |
Apart from the New Jersians themselves.
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Jul 16th, 2009 09:38 PM |
Colonel Flagg |
Obviously he's never been to New Jersey. Aside from the garbage, hypodermics and assorted medical waste washing ashore, it's just fine.
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Jul 16th, 2009 08:33 PM |
Dr. Boogie |
Sunlight isn't the best disinfectant. What else haven't they told us!?
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Jul 16th, 2009 07:45 PM |
ZeldaQueen |
You mean I was being put in danger every time my parents took us to Lake Erie? I should sue for child abuse!
Quote:
“The beach . . . is not a sterile environment,” he said.
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Duh?
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Jul 16th, 2009 04:36 PM |
Dr. Boogie |
They have a point. You should limit your kids to playing in outdoor areas where birds won't crap, like... I don't know, airports?
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Jul 16th, 2009 02:48 PM |
Dimnos |
The fact the gubment spent $63.5K to decide sand could give you a stomach ache and possibly the runs is more hazardous to my health than either of those two problems. Hell with as much mexican food as I eat all the time I have the runs most of the time anyway.
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Jul 16th, 2009 02:37 PM |
Pipes McGee |
WARNING: Sand is dangerous!
http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stori...&zIndex=132910
Anything to keep people from having fun. Soon everyone will be sitting in white rooms, on sterile plastic furniture with shaved heads and government issued clothing. That'll be fun!
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