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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 02:37 PM        WARNING: Sand is dangerous!
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Anything to keep people from having fun. Soon everyone will be sitting in white rooms, on sterile plastic furniture with shaved heads and government issued clothing. That'll be fun!
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 02:48 PM       
The fact the gubment spent $63.5K to decide sand could give you a stomach ache and possibly the runs is more hazardous to my health than either of those two problems. Hell with as much mexican food as I eat all the time I have the runs most of the time anyway.
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 04:36 PM       
They have a point. You should limit your kids to playing in outdoor areas where birds won't crap, like... I don't know, airports?
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 07:45 PM       
You mean I was being put in danger every time my parents took us to Lake Erie? I should sue for child abuse!


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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 08:33 PM       
Sunlight isn't the best disinfectant. What else haven't they told us!?
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 09:38 PM       
Obviously he's never been to New Jersey. Aside from the garbage, hypodermics and assorted medical waste washing ashore, it's just fine.
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 10:20 PM       
Apart from the New Jersians themselves.
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 11:04 PM       
oh man this is terrible news, now i can't go around spitting sand at everyone on the beach anymore THAT WAS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 08:20 AM       
Guys, guys.. it's only harmful if swallowed, from what I reckon. So long as you don't actually ingest the sand, I don't think you'll have problems with the maybe stomach aches and the possibility of the burning anal geysers.
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 08:40 AM       
When you spit sand, Pipes, you have to put it in your mouth, there is a very real risk of swallowing it if you put it in your mouth. Keep your comments to yourself if you aren't going to be helpful.
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 05:07 PM       
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oh man this is terrible news, now i can't go around spitting sand at everyone on the beach anymore THAT WAS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO
You can still kick sand in the faces of beach-going nerds, just make sure you wear either hiking boots or waders.
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 05:47 PM       
guys i was kidding I ALREADY KNEW SAND HAD FECES IN IT LIKE SINC EI WAS EIGHT
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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 11:12 AM       
I hate it when sand gets into my sandwich.
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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 11:51 AM       
Is that code for vagina?
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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 11:02 PM       
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Is that code for vagina?
If it is, I hate to think how he eats.
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 01:39 PM       
well. just peel apart a grilled cheese sometime.
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