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| Dec 25th, 2003 08:07 PM | ||
| Slinky Ferret |
As I said its getting him to see me in person. Once we're in person we can't keep our hands off each other.   I have to wait until January 5th.
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| Dec 22nd, 2003 06:11 PM | ||
| SmileALot |
Jeez next time you see him pull him into your bedroom and act like a beast itl get his attention and love 
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| Dec 9th, 2003 10:06 AM | ||
| AChimp |
Helm made me LOL again. 
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| Dec 9th, 2003 06:05 AM | ||
| Slinky Ferret |
Well I'm glad you got that one sorted.
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| Dec 9th, 2003 03:48 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
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| Dec 8th, 2003 05:55 PM | ||
| Slinky Ferret |
So not only are you telling me I have to take it up the arse but I have to smash my face into his car as well? Thats where all my past relationships have gone wrong then. |
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| Dec 7th, 2003 08:44 PM | ||
| Helm | When you say kissing, does that include kissing his penis? If not, I suggest you do include that in your 'kissing' because obviously that's what's giving you relationship problems. I suggest that next time you see him, you take a running start and smash your face on the hood of his car or a wall or that person there with those glasses with the huge frame they'll do until all your frontal teeth are you knocked out. Then, all bloody and messy and standing there, proclaim that "you are ready now". Grin. Spit blood. Grin. | |
| Dec 5th, 2003 05:05 AM | ||
| Slinky Ferret |
Well last night was eventful. It all happened when my ex had finally decided to stop telling me off about a certain unrelated situation and my other ex trying to get me drunk whilst talking about IT stuff had both gone home. My aforementioned friend and I spent the rest of the night (in between him moshing and me chattering to friends) kissing. Then we spent an hour and a half in his car listening to the radio, talking computer talk and kissing lots. Now I have to go and do 2 assignments at uni. He's working all day. So I bet I get home and he gives me the same crap as before, but we shall have to see.
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| Dec 4th, 2003 09:29 PM | ||
| executioneer |
PROTOCLOWN, ARE FRIENDS JUST ENEMIES WHO DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO KILL YOU?  -willie |
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| Dec 4th, 2003 07:43 PM | ||
| Protoclown | HOW CAN WE BE LOVERS IF WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS | |
| Dec 4th, 2003 06:58 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
What the fuck is a lover? Friends rock and rule, especially when they let you move your boner over so it wont touch their leg when theyre on you.  Friends are also cools cuz theyll talk to you about snowballing and kegels. I bet "lovers" don't even have sex. 
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| Dec 4th, 2003 06:50 PM | ||
| camacazio |
I agree 
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| Dec 4th, 2003 04:47 PM | ||
| Protoclown | I don't actually believe that "friends are better than lovers" shit, I just want to make myself feel better in my perpetual loneliness. SO AGREE WITH ME, GODDDAMMIT. | |
| Dec 4th, 2003 03:03 PM | ||
| Royal Tenenbaum |
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But... I do have some. Friends and a lover. 
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| Dec 4th, 2003 02:25 PM | ||
| Slinky Ferret |
Yup, you're right as always Protoclown! I feel its for the best. Don't feel sad anymore. Wasn't really that attracted to him anyway. Its just we were close friends. |
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| Dec 4th, 2003 01:57 PM | ||
| Bennett |
You would know if you had some, Royal. sssssssssssssssssssss BURN. |
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| Dec 4th, 2003 01:31 PM | ||
| Royal Tenenbaum |
"Friends are better than lovers anyway." They are? :/ |
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| Dec 4th, 2003 01:27 PM | ||
| Buffalo Tom |
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| Dec 4th, 2003 12:30 PM | ||
| Protoclown | You may as well forget the whole thing, Slinky. It's not worth dealing with all the bullshit that comes with it. Friends are better than lovers anyway. | |
| Dec 4th, 2003 04:57 AM | ||
| Slinky Ferret |
I remember him talking about this elite crap before. Should have remembered. Anyway, feeling alot better after a good sleep and listening to lots of metal. It would have been alot easier if he'd just said it was a mistake and he doesn't like me like that. I guess not all men get straight to the point like Helm. :P Murder isn't legal in my country except for treason and they are too scared to carry that out. I think we should bring back corpral punishment for those that have over whelming evidence. To be honest, the ones who are pedos should be the first to go, seeing as they get beaten up when they go into prison. |
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| Dec 4th, 2003 01:38 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
Helm had me dying all through this. :< But Jamesman set it up for him. :< Seriously? Slinky? Guy's a stone blowhose. You should probably kill him if murder's legal in your country. |
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| Dec 3rd, 2003 05:46 PM | ||
| Slinky Ferret |
Exactly. All this hassle for nothing! So taking my ex along. At least he doesn't do this girlee shit. |
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| Dec 3rd, 2003 03:59 PM | ||
| AChimp |
He is being a girly man!
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| Dec 3rd, 2003 03:04 PM | ||
| Slinky Ferret |
This is where it all falls down. I know he's attracted to me, I know he wants me. But HE doesn't like the fact that what happened affected his emotions and so gives me all this crap because he doesn't want to get hurt. Oh it doesn't matter anymore. Will update after tomorrow. I can predict a nasty arguement and me going home early. |
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| Dec 3rd, 2003 02:38 PM | ||
| Helm | If he's reluctant, then he obviously doesn't like you enough, physically. Don't believe what he says. 'Feelings' is just something people use as means of getting what they want. If he's not fucking you right now, it means he wants to fuck your betters. If he is fucking you after some reluctancy, it is because he's either drunk enough, or you do anal, or something. Anal. Um. | |
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