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Aug 8th, 2007 09:23 AM
mburbank Thanks, evabuddy

MLE: It's ALL poetry, babe

Perndog, I totally agree. What the fuck, man.

Chojin, Proto: You know that one about the burning bag was my favorite too.
Aug 8th, 2007 01:11 AM
Obscurus Lupa I was like, "Maybe I'll read a few of the things on the list until it's not funny anymore." but then it was all funny and I read it all the way through. lol Good job, Max.
Aug 7th, 2007 11:31 PM
zeldasbiggestfan
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My neighbor Dave and his God Damn dogs
Favorite part. Awesome article.
Aug 7th, 2007 10:46 PM
Sgt. Baker
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Originally Posted by Chojin View Post
The timing of this one made me lol ;<


This one is just great on its own and deserves to be on a poster or something.


I have a similar list of dislikes :<
i like how he says prejudice and bigotry and then mexicans, very clever
Aug 7th, 2007 08:51 PM
MisSFiT I thought 36 and 37 were the best until I kept reading and it just got funnier from there.
Aug 7th, 2007 08:04 PM
MLE 25. Star Trek Voyager

70. Dragon Tails, Dragon Tails, it's almost time for Dragon tails

96. Cotton eye Joe

101. The fact that Max Burback hasn't written any poetry recently that I've known about
Aug 7th, 2007 07:27 PM
Protoclown Max, that was brilliant. I think #69 was my favorite.
Aug 7th, 2007 06:18 PM
Guitar Woman
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Finally getting to see a show you really wanted to see for the second time and it's a rerun of the one episode you already saw
This.

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People that jump out at you during high school musical in the face
Aug 7th, 2007 05:26 PM
Perndog Max, I think it's fantastic that you can spell "elephantiasis" but not "wiener".
Aug 7th, 2007 05:09 PM
Chojin
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People who jump out at you in libraries
The timing of this one made me lol ;<

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When your doorbell rings and you open the door and there's nobody there and you look down and there's a paper bag on your doorstep and Jesus, it's on fire, so you stamp on it without even thinking and the god damn bag turns out to be full of memories of a girl you knew in high school who you never asked out even though on certain summer nights you can still smell her hair
This one is just great on its own and deserves to be on a poster or something.

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Prejudice

Intolerance

Bigotry

Mexicans
I have a similar list of dislikes :<
Aug 7th, 2007 01:50 PM
Otto Do things with made up names include restaurant menu items with names that are humiliating to say, like "Git'r Don'ions?"
Aug 7th, 2007 12:33 PM
Mockery
NEW ARTICLE: "THE 'I DON'T LIKE IT' LIST!"

Max has just come up with a list of 100 things he doesn't like. Yeah, yeah... there's way more than 100 things we don't like about him, but this is HIS turn to speak. Ok people? You got it? Good.


NEW ARTICLE: "THE 'I DON'T LIKE IT' LIST!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/i-dont-like.php

Enjoy!

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