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Sep 20th, 2010 08:49 AM
Kitsa I'm invited to some Sukkot thing but not going to that either probably It's like $15/person.
Sep 20th, 2010 01:04 AM
Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
I was OUT OF CONTROL. The fat kids and redheads got the heat too
Sep 20th, 2010 12:52 AM
Shadowdancer21b Sure. Consider that gap bridged. It's all good around these parts.
Sep 20th, 2010 12:46 AM
Sep 20th, 2010 12:42 AM
Esuohlim I made fun of a kid's yarmulke all the time in elementary school and was sent to the principal's office quite often because of it without fully understanding the reason
Sep 19th, 2010 11:02 PM
Fathom Zero Coincidentally, I'm going camping during Sukkot.
Sep 19th, 2010 10:26 PM
Kitsa My paternal grandmother's mom was briefly LDS. Does that help bridge the gap?
Sep 19th, 2010 05:50 PM
Fathom Zero You're in the wrong place if you wanna teach togetherness, tolerance, and understanding.
Sep 19th, 2010 03:46 PM
Shadowdancer21b Sure, I'm an idiot. Because you know what we have lots of in Utah? Jews. Jews coming out of our asses. Oh, wait, no that's not right. In fact, I started this thread in the first place to...survey says: learn more about Jewish traditions.
Sep 19th, 2010 10:44 AM
The Leader Willie, I love it when you're mean.
Sep 19th, 2010 08:57 AM
Originally Posted by wikipedia
At the conclusion of the Yom Kippur service and the Passover Seder the words "Next Year in Jerusalem" are recited. When consoling a mourner, Jews recite "May God comfort you among all the mourners of Zion and Jerusalem."
you fucking idiot
Sep 19th, 2010 08:55 AM
executioneer yeah, that was a futurama reference

not a reference to something else at all, nope
Sep 19th, 2010 03:09 AM
Shadowdancer21b That was one crazy Yom Kippur. Also +5 points for the Futurama reference. +10 if you got mine.
Sep 19th, 2010 12:12 AM
Kitsa Bump! Today concludes Yom Kippur, a remembrance of being officially cool about the Golden Calf thing because Moses interceded.

Eat an apple dipped in honey (or just about anything dipped in honey, unless you have stupid allergies as I do, and then eat it dipped in caramel) for a sweet year. Next year in Jerusalem!
Sep 10th, 2010 05:47 PM
Kitsa I vote that this thread be renamed.
Sep 10th, 2010 02:30 PM
The Doctor My best friend's a Jew, we always had a party and called it Jewtopia. We would wear Yamakas, but it usually ended in drunken debauchery. Her brother has a pretty cool camo Yamaka.
Sep 10th, 2010 01:36 PM
Sep 10th, 2010 12:45 PM
Zhukov In person.
Sep 10th, 2010 11:51 AM
Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
I've never even seen a Jew.
Sep 10th, 2010 09:49 AM
Kitsa it's more like apples and bread and honey than matzoh.
Sep 10th, 2010 08:10 AM
Zhukov I've never even seen a Jew.
Sep 10th, 2010 02:33 AM
kahljorn @at you getting special chicken fingers
Sep 10th, 2010 01:50 AM
Mockery Not if they want me to attend.
Sep 10th, 2010 01:16 AM
Tadao Will they be using electricity? :O
Sep 10th, 2010 01:10 AM
Mockery One of my Jewish friends is celebrating Rosh Hashanah this Friday night and having us over for dinner. I'm sure I'll have some matzoh ball soup or something, but she's also making me chicken fingers since I'm a picky eater.
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