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Forum: Article Discussion Mar 11th, 2014, 05:22 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 14,412
Posted By Mister Tea
For some reason, I want to invite Blazer to sit...

For some reason, I want to invite Blazer to sit and watch bad movies with me.
Forum: Article Discussion Dec 4th, 2013, 05:13 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 19,038
Posted By Mister Tea
Giving Randy Quaid top billing in a movie is like...

Giving Randy Quaid top billing in a movie is like putting a skull & crossbones on the bottles under my sink: it's a very thoughtful way for the responsible party to warn me that BAD things will...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 25th, 2013, 08:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 14,354
Posted By Mister Tea
Hardcoregaming101.net has another review that...

Hardcoregaming101.net has another review that also touches on the similarities to House. It's possible that the game was at one point going to bear the movie's license. Who Knows?
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 25th, 2013, 08:32 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 13,252
Posted By Mister Tea
I buried mine in the sand when I was a [stupid]...

I buried mine in the sand when I was a [stupid] kid and never was able dig his bony ass back up again. 20 years later, I got a break on almost the entire Series 1 line from a chap on eBay for $100....
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 13th, 2013, 10:33 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 13,833
Posted By Mister Tea
No props for the ending to "They're Creeping Up...

No props for the ending to "They're Creeping Up On You"? You know, where the racist old bastard gets eaten by cockroaches?

And hey, speaking of horror anthologies: I just got the complete collection...
Forum: Article Discussion Jan 12th, 2013, 03:34 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 23,674
Posted By Mister Tea
Funny you say a sprite-based adaption of GTA,...

Funny you say a sprite-based adaption of GTA, since parts I and II were sprite-based.
Forum: Article Discussion Nov 25th, 2012, 03:29 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 20,454
Posted By Mister Tea
About the only thing I can knock it for is that...

About the only thing I can knock it for is that the plot reads like a Mad Libs of the first one, but the humor and effects are still solid. To me, it's pretty much what Temple of Doom was to Indiana...
Forum: Article Discussion Nov 24th, 2012, 03:12 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 36,084
Posted By Mister Tea
And call me nuts, but I'm pretty certain...

And call me nuts, but I'm pretty certain "Dooby/ie" was played by the dude who played the nice upper-management guy Carl on Billy Madison.
Forum: Article Discussion Nov 13th, 2012, 04:29 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 16,830
Posted By Mister Tea
No Polybius. Exactly as "they" planned... Oh...

No Polybius. Exactly as "they" planned...

Oh hey, Rog: If you don't mind them not including boxes or manuals, you can find tons of NES carts for cheap at jjgames.com. Some people make a big stink...
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 27th, 2012, 09:53 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 16,132
Posted By Mister Tea
I remember reading that the metallic sections of...

I remember reading that the metallic sections of the parasite are the remains of a medical ship Parasitis swallowed. Incidentally, that's also how a princess wound up in there in the first place; she...
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 17th, 2012, 12:19 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 18,221
Posted By Mister Tea
Not sure, but the post-coital cigarette is...

Not sure, but the post-coital cigarette is definitely right out.
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 16th, 2012, 06:49 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 12,437
Posted By Mister Tea
We can only hope so.

We can only hope so.
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 12th, 2012, 12:41 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 12,150
Posted By Mister Tea
Waitaminute, is that Peter Gabriel as The Captain?

Waitaminute, is that Peter Gabriel as The Captain?
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 5th, 2012, 04:32 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 14,368
Posted By Mister Tea
Death Race has implied violence, sure, but I...

Death Race has implied violence, sure, but I seriously doubt that it gave any kids nightmares the same way Chiller did.
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 4th, 2012, 11:50 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 14,368
Posted By Mister Tea
I have the NES version, actually. Some kickass...

I have the NES version, actually. Some kickass older guy I work with sold me an NES console still in its original box -with the price sticker from a local store that's been defunct for 20 years, no...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 25th, 2012, 12:24 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 16,713
Posted By Mister Tea
Black cats all look alike to you? I knew it....

Black cats all look alike to you? I knew it.

Guards! Sound the Racist Alarm!
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 16th, 2012, 10:05 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 20,399
Posted By Mister Tea
I learned that Johnny Depp needs to file a...

I learned that Johnny Depp needs to file a restraining order against Burton so he can go back to making awesome movies like this and Pee-Wee's Big Adventure instead of shoehorning Depp into more...
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 8th, 2011, 11:27 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 20,374
Posted By Mister Tea
I found good versions of both Rick and Hell Chaos...

I found good versions of both Rick and Hell Chaos (the big rotting head boss) to use in M.U.G.E.N., along with appropriate stages for them. The Rick character is pretty funny, as he uses tons of...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 22nd, 2011, 11:41 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 10,961
Posted By Mister Tea
Nick: Don't you know? That little orange guy is...

Nick: Don't you know? That little orange guy is Gay Blade; the FABULOUS slasher found only in select pack of Fritos products!

No really, I'm not kidding. That's its name now. Check on Rog's blog.
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 22nd, 2011, 11:35 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 13,140
Posted By Mister Tea
Well, I sure as hell ain't looking at the Karate...

Well, I sure as hell ain't looking at the Karate Kid remake.

Fun fact about this movie: did you know that the makeup for vampire Amy was originally going to used for the librarian specter in...
Forum: Article Discussion Dec 28th, 2010, 02:48 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 12,441
Posted By Mister Tea
Never mind that shit; here comes MONGO!! David...

Never mind that shit; here comes MONGO!! David Huddleston has been in quite a few pictures, including Blazing Saddles. But yeah, he was the old guy played Mr. Lebowski.
Forum: Article Discussion Dec 24th, 2010, 06:08 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 34,845
Posted By Mister Tea
Wow, spoken like a true sociopath, Graystreet....

Wow, spoken like a true sociopath, Graystreet. Hey, while we're at it, why didn't Harry and Marv just shoot Kevin in the face and then rob his house? I mean, his parents were well off; they could...
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 26th, 2010, 06:27 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 8,934
Posted By Mister Tea
You raise a good point, Kitsa: do other forms of...

You raise a good point, Kitsa: do other forms of horror movie actually exist in East Asia? If not, it's gotta suck to be a horror fan over there if you don't find stringy-haired ghost women...
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 24th, 2010, 04:24 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 8,479
Posted By Mister Tea
As long as someone does something on it. Waxworks...

As long as someone does something on it. Waxworks and both the Elvira games need more love. Actually, come to think of it, a mega-article on all three Horrorsoft titles would be awesome.
Forum: General Blabber Oct 22nd, 2010, 05:01 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 29,941
Posted By Mister Tea
I'd like to punch up a review for the Horrorsoft...

I'd like to punch up a review for the Horrorsoft PC game Waxworks. It's an oldschool first-person graphic adventure game with a heavy emphasis on "graphic," and it's one of the few legitimately scary...
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