The Cap'n Crunch Fundraiser Thread

[Anonymous]

This thread is dedicated to one of the more sensitive matters of today. For just a few cents from each of you, we could refund the money Crunch's parents have lovingly spent to gain him the falsely-perceived community status he enjoys today. At the Chojin Foundation for the Purging of Mirthless Sychophants, we seek to remove whatever contribution Crunch has made that apparently ingenders his right to stalk anyone of relative importance and bring ruin to threads previously based on humor.

Here's my .25 in.