The Fartinmowler saga

[Perndog]

Fartin posted something in the geek thread. And also PMs Perndog the same question. Why?

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Perndog
Posted: Mon 28 Jun, 2004 20:04
Subject: technical problem
do you know if I can hook up my two computers together? I want them side by side with seperate keyboards and monitors so that I can transfer files only...

Perndog comes in with the irritated reply.

From: Perndog
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Tue 29 Jun, 2004 8:15
Subject: Re: technical problem
When are you going to figure out that I genuinely don't like you?

Fartin demonstrates his masterful communication skills with a cutting retort.

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Perndog
Posted: Tue 29 Jun, 2004 13:19
Subject: Re: technical problem
I guess your just like you music and recording abilities...

Perndog calls the moron out.

From: Perndog
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Tue 29 Jun, 2004 17:56
Subject: Re: technical problem
Doesn't it ever bother you that you're at least ten years older than almost everyone on these boards but you still haven't fully grasped printed English?

Fartin makes a display of pride and ability, featuring a whopping 40 words per minute, only three run-on sentences, and a surprising lack of spelling errors (and one comma thrown in for good measure). I don't know why there's a website plug at the end. Must've left some residue in the bong.

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Perndog
Posted: Tue 29 Jun, 2004 18:24
Subject: Re: technical problem
Give it up...I will leave when I'm good and ready I spent 3 years in college learning how to type 40wpm and marketing not to be wasted on or worrying about what "Perndog" from I-mockery thinks. I have 70 customers and most of them can't write a fucking cheque because there illiterate so be grateful you can get a good education off of mom and dad, because I didn't. I had to pay my own fucking way and I'm proud of what I have accomplished and you should be nicer to me because I'm a fucking treasure of comedy gold, you shriveled penis of a young man... check out this site for music it's cool http://www.96decibels.com/index.asp?pg=T10&col=2

Comedy gold, everyone. Comedy gold.

It went on for two more PM's, but they weren't as interesting.