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McClain · #1

Mr. Mockery vs. McClain
This is it Roger. You challenged me. I'm bringing the pain. We'll post pictures back and forth of toys. I'll post a pic of a toy that I own and then you post a pic of a toy you own that you think can kick my toy's ass. Then we'll alternate. People will judge who wins each round. We'll give the first round two days and each round after one day to tally votes. Best of 7 rounds. I'll do you a favor and go first.

The first round is a TEST round and does not count to the final consideration.

Mockery · #2

Oh you wanna go little man? Oh we can go.

MAN EATING COW!

Skulhedface · #3

well since it seems like it was my toys that started this whole fiasco, I think it only fitting that I should be head judge, as such I'll do commentary on each successive round

Hulk and the Cow eye each other in pure hatred. Their eyes locked, the adrenalin starts to pump and these two arch rivals start tearing into each other.

At first, The Hulk gains a sizeable advantage from his gamma fueled powers, running circles around the Cow, leaving the Cow dizzy and disoriented. As Hulk gears up for the deathblow, something goes horribly wrong, and he reverts back to Bruce Banner form. Sensing his newfound advantage, the Cow immediately strikes, unleashing moves that would leave his cousin from the movie Kung Pow utterly speechless, and yes folks, THAT PUN WAS INTENDED! Having beaten the Hulk into complete submission, the Cow goes on to claim victory in Round One. The Hulk lies on the ground, a broken shadow of himself. All he can do is lift his puny Banner fist into the air, yelping out, "Why, God, why?"

WINNER: Mr. Mockery

LegoLars · #4

HULK BADASS! HULK SHITS GREEN!

vote: Mclain

Skulhedface · #5

I'm already antsy for Round Two

Of course, I could also be ARMS DEALER. With my arsenal of toys, whoever bought my favor would end up the ultimate victor

Zomboid · #6

Hulk

Edit: My only remaining good toy is freddy krueger

McClain · #7

How is that cow gonna' do anything to Hulk when he's still in the packaging?

HULK SMASH!

pissed off salesman · #8

Mockery · #9

Quote:

Originally Posted by McClain

How is that cow gonna' do anything to Hulk when he's still in the packaging?

It's a force field.

And that big galoot can't possibly figure out how to get through it. He'll just get exhausted trying and then the cow will DINE ON HIS FLESH!

ItalianStereotype · #10

i have seen the cow and i have seen the hulk. i have seen them both doing stuff. the hulks giant radioactive shit could probably beat that damn cow.

The Retro Kat · #11

But the cow is brown, and fish eating.

Vote: Mock

Ninjavenom · #12

Mac's got it bagged.

Rongi · #13

Such tough choices

I chose man eating cow

pissed off salesman · #14

may heart squid wins

Psycho Squid · #15

The Hulk is overrated. I'm voting for the man eating cow.

Pub Lover · #16

I must really be showing my ignorence, but I don't see how the Hulk can be beat by a cow, man eating, or not. :/

Vote: McClain

McClain · #17

No, you're correct in your judgement. A green giant that's far from jolly against a cow that eats men? Psssh. I've seen a one-legged rabbit that was more threatening.

Skulhedface · #18

Yes but you guys missed the whole point.

If Hulk reverts to Bruce Banner, that cow is as good as fed.

Mockery · #19

If you read into the Tick, you'd know few have even seen the cow. That's because it attacks with stealth, devours a few victims and then vanishes with barely a trace. You're Hulk is just a little wuss deep down inside whom the cow will gladly consume within mere seconds.

Zomboid · #20

Pfft. If it were chairface, we might have a contest here. But that's not the case

pissed off salesman · #21

let the cow win, i mean hes like a frigggin brown ninja cow. besides the hulk is just a little wuss who gets angry and turns into a giant pissed green dude who craps out pickles

Skulhedface · #22

The crapping pickles line made me

Mockery · #23

In case you didn't know, Crapping Pickles is in reference to:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/picklehat

And yes, that's about the only thing Hulky is good for.