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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 11:49 PM        Victoria Secret Swimsuits
So I'm looking through my catalogue of things I can't afford and see a bikini that I like.

It's leather and there is in small print "not to be used in water"

1. who is stupid enough to put leather in water and
2. why would you make a friggin bikini out of leather?

Bastards.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 12:01 AM       
I'm sorry, the only part of that which makes sense to me is that you are looking at hot swim suits and you like the leather bikini. The rest is just so much noise. In fact, everything is pretty much just noise now except that one clear thought and that's what it's going to be like for the next few hours if I know me.

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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 12:52 AM        Re: Victoria Secret Swimsuits
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So I'm looking through my catalogue of things I can't afford and see a bikini that I like.

It's leather and there is in small print "not to be used in water"

1. who is stupid enough to put leather in water and
2. why would you make a friggin bikini out of leather?

Bastards.
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2. Because it never hurts to try new things.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 01:46 AM        Re: Victoria Secret Swimsuits
Well, when the leather is on the cow it is known as cowhide.
Only after the cowhide has gone through the complex proccess of TANNING does it become leather.

So your answer to question #1 is incorrect.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 02:03 AM       
I didn't know that Misinformation Man had a crappy character of his own.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 02:05 AM       
He doesn't have a very colorful name as MM
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 02:09 AM       
Whats more colorful than eating dead babies?
Ever read A Modest Proposal ?
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 02:10 AM       
Flesh and blood red dont match

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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 08:09 AM       
HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA

VA-VA-VOOOOM

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You should call them up and ask them why they'd make a bikini that's not meant for swimming. Then some poor underpaid customer service person has to explain it's an 'erotic garment' or what have you.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 09:31 AM       
FS, I like your new Grim Fandango avatar.

anyhoo, a leather bikini not meant for swimming sucks major ass. unless it's on a woman I'm screwing
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 10:38 AM       
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In fact, everything is pretty much just noise now except that one clear thought and that's what it's going to be like for the next few hours if I know me.

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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 01:33 PM       
I very much second Burbank's sentiment.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 02:09 PM       
I'm not proud of it
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 02:47 PM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 03:21 PM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 03:31 PM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 06:47 PM       
Even if it is "erotic clothing", anything that's erotic that can't get wet, blows.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 07:45 PM       
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Whats more colorful than eating dead babies?
Ever read A Modest Proposal ?


Your quote from Sealab didn't belong, asswipe. Not only did you insult the subject matter of this thread, but insulted that excellent television show as well. Asswipe.




I wonder how leather feels against naked skin. If it feels good, then a leather bikini makes sense for comfort reasons only. I, however, don't know if it does or not.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 07:58 PM       
You raging dumbass. Sealab 2021 didn't invent A Modest Proposal. Jonathan Swift was a real person, who existed in reality, and really wrote that essay.

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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 08:04 PM       
Why would you want to buy a leather bikini? Isn't a bikini supposed to be worn in the water? If you didn't go in the water, you would get sweaty, and it will stick to you.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 08:27 PM       
Apparently I didn't know that.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 11:31 PM       
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Apparently I didn't know that.
Well APPARENTLY your other self thought he knew something, silly DOPPELGANGER.

WTF IS A DOPPLEGANGUR LOL?
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Old Apr 10th, 2003, 12:26 AM       
I think I like the cut of Jon Swift's jib.
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Old Apr 10th, 2003, 12:38 AM       
So by retro kat's thought process, if you reference the same thing something else references, you are making a reference to that something else making the same reference as you. Fantastic. Makes perfect sense.
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Old Apr 10th, 2003, 05:51 AM       

the moral of this story? retroboy is a fucking moron.
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