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Old Aug 4th, 2003, 11:47 AM        Tropical Pub Lover Vs. ScruU2wice The Retro Kat
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Old Aug 4th, 2003, 07:33 PM       
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Aug 4th, 2003, 10:42 PM       
who's going to start???
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 12:00 AM       
Shut up. It doth has begun.



...whoops, youre on my team.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 12:48 AM       
Tropical refuse to speak to you idiots. Instead Bill my alter-ego will.

So what do we have here? One idiot named Screwed twice with Prince Charles and the other idiot named the classical cat. Which retro cartoon character cat are you? Felix??? He's got a bag of gadgets and shit. Do you have a vibrator to cheer up Screwed Twice? He's so depressed that he forgot you already started first.

Just don't forget the lube

Oops I mean



So have fun guys! You two can stop posting here =)
This guy here already think I won
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 12:50 PM       
I think someone's got a little too much gay buttsex on his mind. What have you and Pub been doing lately, jeez. I can only imagine what you guys do with that 400mL bottle of WD-40. I bet its stanky. Do you guys pound each other to that shitty band, whats it again, oh yeah, Metallica? Try to keep in sync with the double bass pedal?
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 01:01 PM       
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Tropical refuse to speak to you idiots. Instead Bill my alter-ego will.
nobody likes schizos

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One idiot named Screwed twice with Prince Charles and the other idiot named the classical cat.
i dont know if your dyslexic or your eyes are just fried from all the kiddie porn, but my name is Scru U twice, not "i got screwed by prince charles" i dont know which hidden fantasies of yours inspired that :/

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Do you have a vibrator to cheer up Screwed Twice? He's so depressed that he forgot you already started first.
no need, all i needed to do was remember that you were only conceived by your parents as a tax right-off and that your mom was to drunk too remember to kill you when you where 2

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So have fun guys! You two can stop posting here =)
This guy here already think I won
If that guy takes half as many hallucinogenic anal suppositories as you do, i think me and kat are ok...
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 01:38 AM       
Pub and I like to gaze into each other's eyes and.... *waitaminute*
back on topic, no i'm not dyslexic. You are!!! Your name should be spelt ScrewYouTwice.

But i wouldn't blame you being brought up as a bastard child.
Heyy guys!! I found a picture of Screwed Twice's mother


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no need, all i needed to do was remember that you were only conceived by your parents as a tax right-off and that your mom was to drunk too remember to kill you when you where 2
Forgot to kill me when i where 2? YOU DA Dyslexic Brother!!!

I don't even know what a tax right-off is... so i wouldn't bother. Perhaps in the Third World country you live in. People reduce your taxes for every kid you give birth to and sell to work in the brothel. Wait... I'd think people pay you money to not have sex with them. Well at least that mom of yours can get a few more food stamps.

Oh and about pounding to metallica??? I listen to canto pop. Leon Lai is teh secks . Don't tell me you pound to the noise of George Michael... please don't. I beg you.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
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Pub and I like to gaze into each other's eyes and.... *waitaminute*
...all I have to say to that is 400mL of WD-40.


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Forgot to kill me when i where 2? YOU DA Dyslexic Brother!!!
Spoken like a true, useless stereotypical Asian.

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I don't even know what a tax right-off is... so i wouldn't bother. Perhaps in the Third World country you live in. People reduce your taxes for every kid you give birth to and sell to work in the brothel. Wait... I'd think people pay you money to not have sex with them. Well at least that mom of yours can get a few more food stamps.
You mean America?

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Oh and about pounding to metallica??? I listen to canto pop. Leon Lai is teh secks . Don't tell me you pound to the noise of George Michael... please don't. I beg you.
Yeah, because Cantonese music kicks so much ass...
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...pod.com/t1.jpg
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
If you wanna drag our families in to this lets take a look at this wedding picture i found of your parents



its sad thats how ugly your parents look with makeup on...
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