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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:50 PM        tmi
When I go visit my girlfriend I'll have to bring rubbers.

She's lost her b/c, which would be a bigger problem if I were still living with her.

I haven't used condoms in forever, and I've only done it once with this girl--the first time we ever did it, and I was SHITFACED. Yes, usually it's the other way around. We're special.

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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:57 PM       
I see.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:01 PM       
I am drinking tea and I added milk to it for the first time.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:03 PM       
my sisters dog got cancer
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:04 PM       
Cancer is a bitch. Good luck to your dog.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:07 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:08 PM       
What bitch are you referring to?
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 02:01 PM       
I would guess the one your will be fucking... but I cant claim to know what Emu is thinking so...
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 02:05 PM       
Yes, I figured the same thing. In which case, I plan to.

Tonight when I get off work, I am going to the FANCY SUPERMARKET because apparently they sell this variety of tea I am going to buy to see if it's the same type of tea the woman's favorite Chinese food place serves when you eat there. It's delicious! She's always said she'd be happy to find this tea in the store. Look at me, I listen!
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 06:28 PM       
Make sure to give her a hot ceaser pleaser.
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Old Sep 26th, 2008, 11:48 PM       
She's vegan.

No, she isn't.

She kills animals and then eats them.
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Tonight when I get off work, I am going to the FANCY SUPERMARKET because apparently they sell this variety of tea I am going to buy to see if it's the same type of tea the woman's favorite Chinese food place serves when you eat there. It's delicious! She's always said she'd be happy to find this tea in the store. Look at me, I listen!
I bought the tea. It's delicious!
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 03:23 PM       
at first I thought that said dicklicious
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 03:39 PM       
Not even close!
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 06:36 PM       
it was at least 50% accurate
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I'll give you that.
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