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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 06:14 PM        DEAR MARYLIN666
PLEASE MARRY ME, YOU ARE THE KINDA SATAN WORSHIPING GOD BELIEVEING PERSON I NEED TO HELP GET MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK.

I PROMISE TO DEVOTE MY LIFE TO SACRIFICING GOATS IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER AND WATCHING YUGIHO ALL THE TIME. WE CAN ALSO SIT AROUND THE FIREPLACE EVERY EVENING LOOK AT YUGHIO PICS AND YOU CAN CAPTION THEM FOR ME

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AND YOU WILL SAY:

"Tristes is very angry because Yugi took his cokaine away"

AND I WOULD MERRILY LAUGH THE NITE AWAY.

THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU.
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 06:35 PM       
I ENVY THE BONDS OF ANGSTY LOVE YOU TWO WILL SHARE.
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 06:56 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 07:13 PM       
I saw her first. I will fight you for her hand
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 07:16 PM       
I wanted her

You'll have to win her away from me first

I am the king wooer
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 07:18 PM        @!
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 07:24 PM       
You can all have her at once. That would be the most sinful thing to do, wouldn't it?
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 07:25 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 07:34 PM       


ADIOS SUCKAS
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 08:54 PM       
MARILYN666 AND I ARE GOING TO ELOPE AND WATCH YU-GI-OH LONG INTO THE NIGHT AND MAKE PRANK PHONE CALLS TO VIDEO RENTAL ESTABLISHMENTS AND THERE'S NOT A GOD DAMNED THING MR ADVENTURE OR PERNDOG OR ANYBODY IS GOING TO DO STOP ME

:MadWithLove

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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
Thats not what she was thinking about last night, because she was too busy choking on my penis
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 09:22 PM       
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MARILYN666 AND I ARE GOING TO ELOPE AND WATCH YU-GI-OH LONG INTO THE NIGHT
Yo-Gi-Oh doesn't come on at night at all.
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 09:27 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 11:16 PM       
I WILL ORDER THE COMPLETE SERIES RUN OF YU-GI-OH FROM EBAY, THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE VERSION WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES OF COURSE.

WHEN WE DO THE HORIZONTAL ASS SHUFFLE, I'LL DRESS LIKE THE PROTAGONIST FROM YU-GI-OH, COMPLETE WITH SPIKEY YELLOW WIG. :erotic
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 11:25 PM       
*REMOVES GLOVE*
*SLAPS LES WASTE WITH GLOVE*
I SIR CHALLANGE YOU TO A DUEL IN HONOR OF MARYILN666
*PUTS GLOVE BACK ON*
*WALKS AWAY*
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 09:46 AM       
FINE THEN. AS I AM THE CHALLENGED, I WILL SELECT THE WEAPONS

WE WILL JOUST IN HOT AIR BALLOONS USING BLUNDERBUSSES. IF YOU CANNOT FIND A BLUNDERBUSS, THEN WE SHALL JOUST ON ELEPHANT BACK WITH PITCH FORKS

THE FAIR MAIDEN WILL BE MINE
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 12:02 PM       
I've been here longer than she has and nobody's ever proposed to me.
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 12:03 PM       
that's because you aren't nearly as stupid enough to say 'yes,' or even 'maybe.'
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 12:08 PM       
THREADS THAT SUCK IT GET THE LOCKDOWN AWW YEAH
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