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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 05:44 AM        Im a little scared.
I have to go to the military in two hours! Ill be gone for at least six months. So goodbye and all that. oh, almost forgot: ULTRA FAGGY McFAG CELL, FUCK YOU! that is all. dismissed.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 06:14 AM       
You should cause lots of trouble like in UP THE ACADEMY:

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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 06:39 AM       
Its a real shame its national service and you have no choice because otherwise we could say 'haha its your fault anyone fucking dumb enough to join the military deserves everything they get'.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:01 AM       
Goodbye, solider.

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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 05:19 PM       
He lives in finland, Jean.

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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 06:10 PM       
plus I don't think they have God in Finland either

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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 08:57 AM       
So what do they do in the Finnish Army? I mean...I don't know what I mean. DOLPHINS! Yah, maybe they'll be there. Only they'll be without their fins, cause they were taken for the Fin Army, after all, can't be a Fin Army without Dol-Fins, otherwise, you know, you'd be without a Fin from a Dol. Yyyyup......

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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 11:09 AM       
Allow me to revise:

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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 01:55 PM       
Go forth! And be victorious over thy enemies!
Die for your country in glorious battle.

Wait... Are the Fins at war with anyone? I understand why N. Korea and Isreal have a standard military stay for every citizen, but why Finland?
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 03:59 PM       
Because it's cold outside and nobody would train in that weather voluntarily.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 10:14 PM       
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Wait... Are the Fins at war with anyone? I understand why N. Korea and Isreal have a standard military stay for every citizen, but why Finland?
Because Finland does not trust Russia to not assfuck them like they did in 1939-1940.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 10:25 PM       
That just stupid. I don't see the French forming a giant army just incase the Germans decided to follow tradition and instict and lay waste to the froggies. Dumbass Fins, why don't they just rest under the protective umbrella of the United States like all other pathetic nations.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 10:32 PM       
DO YOUR NIPPLES GET HARD IN THE COLD?
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 12:43 AM       
In other words, I have six glorious months to be free of your remarks about my mom. All I can say is, good luck, fucktard.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:31 PM       
WEEE! I got to come home for the weekend. The military isn´t really that bad, when you get use to getting up early. And the reason why the army is mandatory in Finland is simple: If we didnt have enough soldiers we would be an easy target.
oh, and shooting is FUN! We all got our own weapon: The RK62. Its a modified version of the AK47. Its accurate and it doesnt have any mailfunctions. Next week we get to fire a bazooka. Its gonna be fun. oh yeah, almost forgot: HOW IS YOUR MOM DOING ULTRA SHITTY CELL?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:37 PM       
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Are the Fins at war with anyone?
Naah, but everyone gets militiar trainings just incase.

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Because Finland does not trust Russia to not assfuck them like they did in 1939-1940.
Actually, we banquished an army almost... I'm pretty sure the russians were 1.5 million and the finns had about 50 000 something... Don't know why I always mention that when someone speaks of Russian and Finland, must be mental unstability.

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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:44 PM       
And I want you to remember..That no bastard EVER won a war...BY DYING FOR HIS COUNTRY...
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:52 PM       
Now I almost envy you....you get to fire a BAZOOKA?!?! OMFG! My mom is fine, by the way.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:55 PM       
A BAZOOKA AT YOUR MOM!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 04:27 PM       
HICKMAN! I thought we were friends!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 05:44 PM       
Yes, very good. Now run along back to the toys and video game forums before your mother finds out what you have been up to young man.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 06:06 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 07:14 PM       
Hey, don't you corral him into the gaming forum.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 09:14 PM       
There should be a comple forum named UPC and that's the only place he can post. And we can't post there.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 10:01 PM       
I was just about to suggest a playpen for little UPC as well.
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