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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 10:19 AM        Late April Fools Day Joke
In a private message, Doomsday wrote :

"Your worst nightmare is back, wimp."

I replied

"My worst nightmare is about having to take a test in a class I've been cutting and then it turns out I'm not wearing any pants, just a really long shirt. Are you sure you can be all those things? It sounds like more than you're up to."
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 10:43 AM       
Maybe he meant your worst nightmare is 'backwimp' -the medical condition where your back becomes all girlish and soft, and its all you can do to actually lift a teaspoon without crying from the strain.
I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 11:48 AM       
He's not very 'back' is he? One post, one private message?

Someone should tell him you don't need to wait for press on nails to dry.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 12:44 PM       
so, who woke up the Brawl Hall idiots this time?
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 03:18 PM       
Do they live in a pit of sorrow and despair?

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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 05:08 PM       
Stay with me here but, using a "nice dream" as the diametric opposite to nightmare, wouldn't applying the superlative "worst" to nightmare actually make it a very, very nice dream. What could be better than that? He sounds like a nice young man and I think you should send him a thank you note, Max.

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