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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 04:08 PM        I love myself and I get lots of chicks
And the chicks I get are pretty cool, smart, funny, and attractive. I used to just think they wanted me for my clean cut good looks and all my money, but even on Halloween, when I was wearing gore effects and driving a hearse, lots of chicks still seemed to want to hang out with me. Why is it? Perhaps it's because I'm so happy and always having a good time. Perhaps it's because I just really love women and that shows. They say it's because I'm so kind and generous and really thoughtful. I don't like to buy affection and I don't like shallow people, so I tend to meet a lot of women on the internet, where I connect with them on the basis of my winning personality. I do try to be thoughtful though and always send cards out for birthdays. It's a small thing, but hey, it's important to acknowledge chicks.






Because then they throw lots of pussy at me.
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 06:00 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 10:11 PM       
Johnny, you my friend, are a pimp.
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 11:17 PM       
HICK MAN YOU MY FRIEND ARE A GIMP
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 11:25 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 11:40 PM       
THE NEXT POST HAD BETTER BE FROM ACHIMP
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 12:28 AM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 12:29 AM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 05:09 AM       
I heart rhyme jokes

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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 01:58 AM       
Johnny, I think the ladies think you are a homosexual.
Or hot and usable.
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 10:24 AM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 11:04 AM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 12:18 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 01:00 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 01:20 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:19 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 06:23 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 06:52 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 09:46 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 09:46 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:05 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 12:24 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
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