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Join Date: Mar 2003 
Location: Maryland 
 
					     
 
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				Jan 6th, 2008, 11:30 PM
			
			
			
		
			
			       
				
			
			  
		
 
	
	
		
		
		These are in no order, my hate is as impartial as a mother's love. 
 
Bart vs. The Space Mutants - I spent so long playing this game as a kid, and I FINALLY got to the second level and got sucked up by the wet cement over and over and over and over. 
 
Altered Beast - It's one of those games that I feel like I'd really like if it just controlled a little better. Every single time I play the game I forget that a crouching kick goes vertical, and every single time I am OUTRAGED. 
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Fuck this game and if you like it, fuck you. I know tons of people that like and own this game, and I don't understand why. It's the most frustrating thing I've ever played. 
 
Silent Hill 4: The Room - I'm a really big fag for the Silent Hill series, so when I realized that the second half of the game is a giant escort mission, I was pissed. When I realized that there were FLAMING SEETHING GHOSTS that you couldn't kill, I was pissed. And during a particularly painful sequence in which you had to escort a badly injured woman up a haunted escalator, I threw my controller into my wall. 
 
Any Old-School FPS - Doom, Quake, Marathon, pretty much anything. I realize I didn't exactly grow up with it, but all of the textures look exactly the same and I end up either getting lost or sick or bored before I even finish a level. 
 
I'd also like to add a special achievement award for any video game community ever, as I hate each and every last one of them. 
 
EDIT - By the way, fuck you guys, that Sub-Zero game was awesome. 
		
	
		
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