How it works:
You  sign up in this thread by stating that you want to join. The last day  to sign up is November 24th. Send  
10,000  Volt Ghost a private message with your 
full  mailing address, 
real name and 
your forum name/alias.  On November 25th, you will receive a PM with the name and address of the  person you will be sending your gift to. At this point, 
you send  out your gift before December 7th and get ready to receive a  gift of your own! Upon receiving your gift, you must post pictures in  this thread to show everyone what you got! It’s not mandatory, but many  participants in the past have made a little story out of enjoying their  gift(s), so do that if you wanna have 
extra fun! But at the very  least, you need to post photos of what you received. 
Everyone  needs to get pictures of the gifts they received posted by December  22nd. 
Everyone has plenty of time to do all of that, so do it!
Special note for those of you who live outside of North America:
 
You’re more than welcome to participate, but pay special attention to the “how people will be split up” section below.
 
Rules and Guidelines:
This  whole thing is for fun, but there has to be some assurance that  everyone will keep up their end of the bargain, so failure to follow the  rules and instructions will result in a permanent ban from the forums.  Plus, we know Santa pretty well, and he’s assured us that messing up in  any way will result in a nice big chunk of coal being rammed up your  rectum! :D
Here are some general rules and guidelines everybody should follow:
- Spend  somewhere between 15-25 bucks (USD) on your gift. This amount  does NOT  include shipping costs. No one likes a  cheapskate, so if this is too  much money for you, get a job and join  next year instead! Don’t go  overboard and get something expensive, but  don’t cheap out either. If  you want to spend more than 25 bucks, you  can, but please understand  that you most likely won't receive something  of equal monetary value.  Then again, that's not what this is all  about, so that shouldn't matter  to you anyway, Scrooge!
- Obey all  deadlines. Screwing someone over, especially at Christmas,  is a  guaranteed ticket to hell! Let’s see if an eternity of torture will   help you be punctual!
- Before signing up, make sure you have a  working camera.  If you can’t upload pictures to your computer  directly, there are other  options such as getting your film developed  and put on a CD. Uploading  pictures of your gifts is just as important  to our Secret Santa event as  sending some gifts out is. Remember, if  you don't have a camera of your  own, your cellphone probably has a  working camera and/or you can also  buy disposable digital cameras too.
- MAKE  SURE YOUR ADDRESS IS UP TO DATE AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANY TROUBLE  RECEIVING PACKAGES! It’s not hard to find your current address, so  don’t fuck it up!
- Don’t be cheap and make something. If you  have to do that,  keep the minimum spending amount in mind and  please consider sending  other purchased stuff along with your creation  as well. It's fine to  make something in addition to purchasing  gifts for your recipient, just try not to only make stuff as it's  hard to put a monetary value on that sort of thing
- Your  mailing address CANNOT be a P.O.  Box. No gifts will be sent to  P.O. boxes nor will anyone with a P.O box  as a mailing address be  allowed to participate in the Secret Santa  event.
- Again  If you fail to uphold your end of the deal, you  will be permanently banned from the forums. So  please, don't be a dick. We want this event to be fun for  everybody.
- YOU ARE  NOT ALLOWED TO PURCHASE GIFTS FROM DOLLAR STORES.   We've had too many people get screwed over by cheap gifts at 99cent /   dollar general stores, so please do not purchase gifts from  them.
IF YOU’RE A NEW  MEMBER (Registered AND active  less than a year)
In an effort to cut down on people  who might sign-up just to get free  shit, new users need to take the  following steps to be eligible to join  in the fun:
 
1.  Provide a picture of themselves holding up a hand-written sign that says  both "
I-MOCKERY SECRET SANTA 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  
along with their message forum name/name in  plain view.
 
2. Post this picture in this thread for all to see.
 
3.  PM  10,000  Volt Ghost, informing him that you are a new member  who wants to participate in the  secret Santa event. He will then send  you a letter with a mailing  address.
 
4. Send a test  letter to the mailing address that you were  provided with by 10,000  Volt Ghost. The letter needs to include your  full name, return mailing  address and your name here on the I-Mockery  forums.
 
5. To ensure that you’re eligible to participate, do all of that as quickly as possible!
 
These steps are necessary to verify that you have a working camera and the 
motivation to get your ass to a post office.
 
DEADLINES!!!!
 
-The  last day to 
SIGN UP is 
SUNDAY, November  24th (watch this thread because if we have an uneven number,  we might accept more)
 
-The last day for 
SENDING your  gifts out is 
December 7th (deadline was  extended to this new date this year since we were a little late sending  out Secret Santa assignments)
 
-The last day for 
POSTING  PICTURES of the gifts you receive is 
December  22nd  (deadline may be extended since sending out Secret  Santa assignments has been delayed a bit this year)
 
MAILING YOUR PACKAGE:
 
-You  
MUST send out your gifts by priority or express  shipping  methods to ensure that everyone receives their gifts in a  timely  fashion. Someone will be doing this for you, so please do it for   someone else.
 
-You 
MUST purchase a tracking number for your package so that you can keep track of it if there are any delays.
 
-Do  
NOT send a PM or email to the person who you are  sending  a gift to in an attempt to let them know that you're their  Secret  Santa. It's called "Secret" Santa for a reason, people. Half of  the fun  is people being surprised when they learn who their Secret Santa  is!
 
RECEIVING YOUR PACKAGE:
 
-Post  pictures of all the gifts you receive no later than December 22nd.  If  you want to be funny with it and make a video or pictorial story or   something, that’s great, but just make sure you post it all by the 22nd.
 
-Take pictures of 
ALL of your gifts. Half of the fun of this event is seeing recipients enjoying their gifts.
 
-If  you don’t have your package and it’s getting close to the deadline for  postings pictures, send a PM to 
10,000 Volt  Ghost so he can see what the delay is.
 
HOW PEOPLE WILL BE SPLIT UP:
 
Everyone  who participates will be paired randomly with someone to send  their  gift to, but if certain conditions are met, some switches might  have to  be made:
 
Because this event attracts people from all over the  world, special  attention will be paid to making sure people won’t have  to spend too  much on shipping. This doesn’t mean that you’re guaranteed  to get  someone from the same country as you, but if there are only a  couple  participants from your part of the world, it’s a possibility.  Either  way, we will not tolerate complaints from people who refuse to  mail  packages outside of their country. If you have a problem with  this, you  shouldn't sign up because there's always a chance you will  have to pay a  little extra to ship your package out. This season is  about giving, so  you shouldn't be picky about little things like  shipping fees.
CONFIRMED PARTICIPANTS:
 
10,000 Volt Ghost
Mockery
Ex leper
blood_panther
ChrisGlass
DIMNOS
Batman Johnson
Nick
Douglas Mackrell
Thanos
Replicant
Ronin S
Johnny Quest
Dextire
RellinKGrunge
SupermarioRPG
Protoclown
Dr. Boogie
CaptainConquest
Captain516