My girlfriend of 2 1/2 just dumped me for no reason.

[MattJack]

Women are fucking crazy dood. How old are you? If you are lyke under 65 then you should just sweat this broad.

My advice:

1. Don't talk to anyone about this, just bottle it all up inside of you with all your other problems.

2. Drink yourself to sleep at night.

3. Get you a fat girl or ugly girl (but don't tell yer friends!) and bone her like she's that girl from Myth Busters.

4. Grow a mustache to show your ex you mean business now.

5. Repeat steps 1-3 until you feel better about yourself and life in general.