My girlfriend of 2 1/2 just dumped me for no reason.

[HickMan]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

But you have clearance to cry because 2 1/2 is a pretty long time.

MAN LAW NUMBER 85.

There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

So, sorry buddy, no crying. Hey, she dumped you.